It's not working. *gasp*
QUAH
Yep. That just happened didn't it.
Excuse my slightly red eyes.
I just finished smoking a pack of weed outside. A pack of weed? I don't know.
I woke up to an eyelash just lodged into my eye and it really hurt.
My struggle. My struggle of being a YouTuber.
My shirt says World's Okayest Brother
because my sister likes to be petty
But other than that HELLO
This is my 90k QuAH
This is coming out a week after I hit 90k
because apparently I lag like a bitch.
QuAH means Q and A!
It's the sound that Q and A would make if you put the Q and the A together
At least that's what I think, but at the same time,
I am on something else.
I keep my questions mostly on twitter
because a lot of the questions on tumblr turn out to be very sexual
and people on instagram just constantly call me Cory Baxter
I'm not mad.
I'm furious
Here we go!
QUAH! Wait, already did that.
Right from the start, the first thing I see on the hastag
I swear to God.
Where is your sassy fan?
It's dead.
Oh my God!
Why does an alarm clock go off when it is actually turning on?
It's not going off; it goes OFF, honey.
A-W-Fffff
Okay?
Will you daddy please?
No.
Are you excited about Harry Styles' solo album?
Will you be my friend's boyfriend?
I'm allergic.
Can you belly dance for us?
Can I belly dance for you?
*mumbled garbage about his hips not lying or something idk*
Can I call you mom?
I - oddly do not have a problem with that.
Be a unicorn.
Neigh.
Who would you go straight for?
MEN.
Sweatpants or jeans?
Joggers?
Green apples or red apples?
Dick.
Do you know about twenty one pilots?
I've been on over twenty one flights, so...
Make up a rap about Beyonce having twins.
YO BEYONCE'S HAVING TWO BABIES
It's crazy
Hey ladyyyyy
I ran out of rhymes.
Would you rather witness a lesbian threesome or a straight orgy?
How dare you.
How old are you?
What's your favorite word?
I'm not even gonna go there.
What's it like being the male version of Wendy Williams?
Is that what people think?
I don't like that.
Excuse me,
I am the male version of MacDoesIt - how dare you?
HOW DARE YOU, I AM AN ORIGINAL, WHAT THE HELL, HOW YOU DOIN'?
What age do people typically mistake you for?
Twenty three?
I guess I don't look like a 20 year old boy in Los Angeles.
Are you gay, I can't tell?
I don't even know what that is.
I don't speak that language.
I do not know that emotion.
Why does this stock photo look exactly like you?
First of all, what kind of necklace?
Second of all, this looks nothing like me.
"They have the same nose!" Racism.
I don't know, but they could've at least fixed her edges before they took this photo.
If you hit yourself and it hurts, does that make you strong or weak?
It makes you that one kid who constantly hits themselves for no reason
Have you tried eating soup with a fork?
I've tried punching your mom with my fist.
That was so aggressive.
On a scale of Dan and Phil to Tyler Oakley, how gay are you?
I don't know what gay is.
If a YouTube purge was real, whose account would you delete?
Yours for asking me that goddamn question.
My battery died.
And so did my will to live.
What.
How petty?
Super petty.
That's it.
That's all the questions I'm gonna answer.
There's something in my eye!
Thank you guys so much for watching!
And thank you so much for getting me to 90k! I'm actually really close to hitting 100k.
I might actually hit it before I even put up this video,
which is gonna be very awkward.
But at the same time, amazing!
It's so cool.
I never thought I was gonna have this many subscribers on my petty ass YouTube channel
at all. Why are you guys watching me?
Comment down below!
What should I do when I hit a hundred thousand subscribers?
I have no idea, and I feel like I should do something special.
Tell me - and I might do it.
I might do it all, actually, and just make one big gigantic video of me doing just a bunch of stuff.
I'm Mac, and don't forget to like, comment, share, and subcribe!
WAAAA!
Oh, I almost slipped.
I almost slipped.