- [Joy] Each choice is an opportunity to uncover
your optimal self. (dramatic music)
Happiness is at your fingertips.
(electronic warbling)
- [Joy] Optimal wake up time.
(lively music)
(electronics warbling)
Temperature, 59 degrees this afternoon.
On average, you are 2% happier
on days you wear green.
Wait, contents are hot.
Today's optimal route, Broadway to Elm.
However, cherry blossoms are in bloom.
That indicates taking West 7th
will result in 5% more happiness.
(electronic warbling)
Nearing optimal mealtime.
Data indicates ordering-in results in 10% more happiness,
(pensive music)
- Hey. - Hey.
- The usual. - Thank you.
- [Joy] Pupil dilation indicates interest.
(electronic warbling)
- What have we here?
- How'd that get there?
- Hey, do you know where my phone is?
- Mm? - My phone.
I just, I put it somewhere, I don't know.
- No, I haven't seen it.
(electronic warbling)
(dramatic music)
- Oh. - Is that it?
- Oh.
Snake.
What?
(dramatic music continues)
- [Joy] Data indicates getting this promotion
will result in 25% more happiness.
(pensive music)
- I knew it!
How about Lillian, after my grandmother?
Lily and Rose, it's a bit of a floral overkill,
don't you think?
What about Shelley? - Oh.
Smelly Shelly?
(electronic warbling)
I love it.
(infant cooing)
(melancholic music)
- [Man] The makers of this app
are absolute geniuses. - Geniuses.
- [Man] They've identified the perfect target market,
miserable, insecure schmucks, so basically me.
And they're selling them what (indistinct).
- [Woman] Consistent users report
higher levels of happiness.
What's their tagline?
Happiness at your fingers.
- [Man] But it's all emperor's new clothes, right?
I mean, an app says I'm happier, so better believe it.
I wanna be wrong in this,
- [Woman] Oh good, Lionel wants to be wrong about something.
Let's help him.
Ah, users, are you really happier, really?
Really, deep down?
Okay, (indistinct)
(infant crying)
(foreboding music)
(electronic warbling)
- [Rose] Is everything okay?
- Yeah, I was just checking on Gabby.
- You're obsessed.
(electronic warbling)
- Why didn't you wake me up this morning?
- I assumed Joy would.
(melancholic music)
(electronic warbling)
- [Joy] Welcome back, Max, do you wish to reconnect?
Do you wish to reconnect?
Max, do you wish to reconnect?
(electronic warbling)
- Hey.
- So, I picked up something
that I think might put you in a better mood.
Better?
- A hundred dollars?
- I thought you'd like it.
- I just quit my job.
Do you understand that?
- To be honest, not really, we didn't discuss it.
You just went ahead and did it.
- So I have to consult you about every decision I make now?
- Well, when it involves your family, yeah,
I think you probably should.
- Every decision that I make is for you and Gabby.
I'm allowed to make a decision for myself
once in a while, okay?
Okay? - Okay.
I never said. - What?
What do you want from me?
- I just want you to be happy.
(foreboding music)
(electronic warbling)
- Hey. - Hey.
- [Joy] Happiness is at your fingertips.
(lively music)