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Pizza guys of reddit, what’s the strangest thing you’ve seen when delivering pizzas?
I delivered a pizza to a young girl who was home alone and when she opened the door her
dog immediately ran away.
I handed her the pizza, got in my car, found the dog and returned it.
She left me no tip so I was feeling kind of salty about it on the way back to the restaurant.
A few hours later her Mother called the store asking to speak to me.
She thanked me and explained they had left tip money but their daughter was so upset
about the dog she forgot to give it to me.
I worked at this pizza place for two more years through college and they would get two
large pepperoni pizzas and request me to deliver it every week after that.
They always tipped me at least $25.
I was delivering a pizza to a high rise once on a Saturday night.
Got in the elevator and there was a guy dressed like a pimp who tried to buy my pizza from
me that I was about to deliver.
He didn't even ask what kind or what size he just pulled out a $100 bill and said "I
buy that for $100" and I politely turned him down, so he pulled out another $100 and offered
me $200.
I told him I could get fired.
Man, that was hard to turn down.
Here's where things get totally fucked up... when I get to the door of the guy I am delivering
it to, he opens the door and is dressed like a pimp also, like, huge colorful jacket and
he grabs the pizza and gives me a $100 bill and shuts the door (pizza was about $35, so
a $65 tip).Too Long, Didn't read,: Got the biggest tip of my life from a guy dressed
like a pimp just seconds after turning down the biggest bribe of my life from another
guy dressed like a pimp
Some dude opened the apartment door completely naked, I was stunned but what came after that
made me ask myself is he some kind of fucking magician.He put a hand behind his back and
pulled a wallet.
Only reasonable explanation I could give myself was that he tucked the wallet between his
butt cheeks.
Had someone answer the door once with a snake on his shoulders.
Not like a milk snake or a garter but a ball python.
Probably about 6 feet long.
As he closed the door I heard him say to someone that I hadn't reacted at all lol.
Sounded so disappointed.....
Just the other day showed up to a house to be greeted by two guys (about 25) on the roof
in underwear clearly ecstatic about the pizza being delivered.
Some guy ordered a large pep pizza.
When i got to the house he wasn't there so i called him out.
He told me he was in the bathroom taking a shit and i had to wait 18ish minutes to get
my pay.
I deliver for doordash and grubhub, sometimes pizzas.
One time I picked up an order from each app, same exact order, from the same restaurant,
both named James, to the same hotel.
When I knocked on the door two guys were there and asked me which was I, Doordash or Grubhub.
I told them I was both and have both orders.
They started to laugh really hard.
When I asked what was so funny, they told me they had a bet on which one would come
first.
They thought it was going to be 2 different drivers and never thought one person would
be using both apps.
I laughed too and asked them which one was James.
They told me they are both named James.
I still wonder what other funny things those two guys try come up with.
Just simply coming up and there were 3 guys in underwear waiting for me.
Handing the pizza's over and more just start coming out in underwear and these were also
wearing cowboy hats and Native headdresses, some kind of Bro Halloween party or something.
Got to grab my tip out of the dudes bra.
It was funny as hell but when I left the building I had to process for a moment what the hell
happened
A previous co-worker of mine delivered pizza when he was in college and he told me that
he once pulled up to a house and a group of high schoolers ran across the street with
a finish line when he got there.
They ordered from Pizza Hut and Dominoes at the same time.
I don't remember which one he worked for, but he won the race.
There was this house where a young couple had ordered pizza.
I reached quite early and probably disturbed their sex session.
The drunk dude had no idea that he had put on his girl's skirt.
Not strange, but very difficult not to laugh at.
I delivered a pizza to this house and when I was standing on the front steps waiting
for the guy to pay I could hear all this hootin n hollerin from inside.
The guy keeps looking back into the living room and laughing, after punching in his info
he hands the machine back to me and says "fuck man, you gotta see this".
He steps back and I walk into the living room where there's probably five other dudes watching
some guy fuck this 700 pound women's folded over stomach on a massive tv.
I've been delivering food in general for two years, I've done just over 3500 deliveries
and unfortunately I haven't seen a single strange thing - not even something simple
like a naked person.
Back in college when I use to deliver pizzas.
I delivered to the local county Jail.
An officer was taking someone to jail.
The guy going to jail still with his hands cuffed behind his back got away from the officer
and took off as I was walking in and ran into me.
I'm pretty sure this guy was tripping on Meth.
The officer caught up to both of us on the ground, and were able to subdue him.
I was covered Pizza sauce and the officers on shift took the pizza, paid and each gave
me $20.
I told my manager and we remade the order for the officers and I redelivered the order.
The police were grateful and I was given another tip.
One deliver and I made about $400.I should add every time they ordered pizza from us
again they always requested the guy who knew how to take a charge, and would always tip
me well.Good times!!
Was delivering to a hotel, had a guy pass out on me 3 separate times in a 10 minute
encounter.
Apparently he was narcoleptic, but it still scared the crap out of me.
One of our neighbors killed a pizza guy.
Pizza guy was working his way through college.
Neighbor got life for very premeditated murder.
Not mine, my fathers story from back when.
Was delivering for dominos into a quite wealthy area.
Knocks on the door, but of shuffling around inside.
Guy opens it wearing a silk smoking jacket, woman in the background on the couch full
naked.
Hands my dad $100 bill for the 1 pizza order and asks, "if you can go grab me a gallon
of milk and bring it back, keep the change."
They got their milk.
Customer paid with a card and he had instructions to leave the pizza on a bench in a public
area.
Drop it off and quickly leave the area.
I left but pulled on a side street where I could see the bench.
I wait probably close to 5 minutes and then I see a man bust out of a dilapidated building
I thought was empty.
He runs up and grabs the pizza, he spins a whole 360 degrees and he is glancing in every
direction as if he was afraid he was being watched.
Then he hurries back to the place and when he gets to the door he sees me and his eyes
get huge and wide, paranoid and fearful.
He slammed the door shut.
I just think he was tweaking or something wouldn't be out of the ordinary around here.
I live by a massive government facility, I won't name it but it is in the DC area.
This delivery was done at about 10:30 at night.
I was told to ask for a Tim when I arrived at the back gate of the facility.
I stopped at the gate and two black SUVs approached me.
A man exited the second car and came and asked me what name he told me to ask for I said
"Tim" and gave him his pizza and got back in my car.
"Tim" got back in his car on the passenger side and I turned around at the gate and left.
The second car proceeded to follow me back to the pizza shop and then sat across the
street for 15 minutes and only left when I made a second delivery.
That was my last delivery as a pizza guy.EDIT: I am new to reddit and don't know all the
rules yet but bear with me, I was not hired by said government facility.
I got a job at a hospital like a week later and continue to work there to this day.
I have had no other encounters with these men as far as I know.
I had two teenage girls open the door in their underwear, as a joke I guess.
They were probably 16 or something.
They think it's funny but I had to report it to my manager and hope nothing came of
it.
I was like 20 at the time.
Had a customer's outside cat bring him a dead squirrel with its heart visible from its chest
cavity ripped open once as I was delivering the food.. that was something
Also had a couple of old gay guys try to coerce me into entering their home which was mostly
hidden from view after their front door hallway.
Noped out of that one real quick.
Dude tried to say he'd tip me $10 more next time if I came inside...One of the most noteworthy
customers though was this guy named David.
Dude must have been over 50 and kept telling me way too much about his personal life.
By the time I had finished working at that job, I knew all about his crackhead girlfriend
(now deceased), her daughter (whom he described as 'smokin' hot), his intentions of trading
sex with her for drugs, his plan to open a 'sex dojo' where he would be the 'guru' and
women would supposedly pay to come have sex with him..
dude always talked to me like I was his long lost friend, so it could have been worse,
but he was quite the character
Not something I've seen but something I helped arrange for a pizza delivery guy.Worked at
a pizza place in high school.
One of the delivery guys was a former Army Ranger.
He was a blast and loved practical jokes.
Well we had a new delivery guy start one night and the Army Ranger called and ordered pizza.
We thought it would be funny to play a joke on New Guy so we asked Army Ranger to 'do
something funny' to New Guy when he shows up.New Guy goes out an delivers the pizza
to Army Ranger (not knowing he also worked there) and when he came back he was very quiet
and looked a little disturbed.
I called up Army Ranger and asked him what he did to New Guy.
Army Ranger answered the door wearing his girlfriends lingerie and an Army helmet...
Not the sight a new driver is hoping to see I suspect.....
A guy was taking the order, while his girlfriend was blowing him, that was just creepy.
Thank science for online payments, since I didn't have to touch anything he handled.
I was delivering to a trailer park and heard the strains of bad karaoke from the driveway.
Went and knocked on the door, was greeted by a 50something couple in their underwear
who insisted I come in to set the food down and receive payment.The guy offered me a beer
and asked me to stay and party.
I told him I couldn’t, my boss would be mad.
He started doling out my tip in ones, with which he would beckon and retreat deeper into
the trailer.
His wife kept eyeing me and giggling.I ended it at $3 worth of tip and just left as stoically
as I could, then broke down laughing maniacally in my car.
I delivered to a hotel in the middle of a local golf course.
Called the number to let them know I was there and was told to come on up.
Get to the room and when the guy answered, there was a large group of guys, all in golf
attire, surrounding a single guy in a chair.
He was bound & blindfolded.
The one that answered didn't even bat an eye, just asked how much and tipped me $30 bucks.
Warily I took the money and walked away, but before the door was fully closed, I heard
one on the guys ask "I wonder if he knows this is a.."Before I even left the parking
lot, the guy that answered the door called me to say that the bound guy was his brother
and he was bound & blindfolded because it's his bachelor party and the stripper was waiting
to come out.
I just showed up way earlier than they thought I would.
I walked into a hotel room, there was a guy in a towel, a girl covered by blankets in
the bed, and a handy man installing a pole.Another time, I was met by a woman, who decided that
wearing pants was optional.
I once told a customer, "Either you're smoking some killer weed or you've got a skunk running
around in there."
A mate of mine was a pizza delivery boy durning high school, He told me he used to pull down
drive ways on route when kids where outside playing.
They'd freak out thinking Mum and Dad ordered pizza for dinner he'd watch them lose it,
then he'd just reverse out and drive off breaking their little hearts haha
Delivered pizza for 2 years.
The strangest thing was a woman ordering right next door (2€ extra for delivery).
When she opened the door she was almost naked, wearing only a bra, had huge fake breasts
and lip fillers, platinum long hair.
Your textbook bimbo.
The order was 18€ and was already paid online.
I told her it was already paid, however the lady took 20€ out of her bra and handed
them over to me, winked and said "keep the change".
Needless to say, it made my day...
Delivered pizza to my friend’s house, my then girlfriend opened the door.
A dude answering the door with a full blown stiffy.Didn't expect us to deliver early,
he was still busy with his wife
Lots of sword fights.
Delivered a pizza to the backdoor of a funeral home.
Two guys in their 20s answer the door, both wearing long black rubber aprons over their
shirts and ties, and long black rubber gloves.
The aprons were glistening with some fluid or other.
Fortunately the guy paying took off his gloves before pulling out his wallet and paying.
I was only 18 at the time, kinda freaked me out.
To the point that today, 42 years later, I still remember it.
Strangest thing would be when I had to deliver pizza to my uncle (of course it had to be
a family member).
Me being me, I walked in his house without ringing, just because he is my uncle and I
am his favorite.
When I went in, I caught him playing "Halo 4" in his boxers and screaming at the TV.
I died laughing and he nearly threw (edited) his remote at me.
I learned to never walk in on him again.
Showed up to a mansion in the rich part of suburbs.
The house was completely dark so i call the number, no answer.
I get out and ring the door bell three times, no answer.
I start banging on the door and call again with no answer.
All of a sudden the door flies open and sum guy in his underwear and open bathrobe breathing
all heavy and sweating reaches out, snags the pizza, just throws money at me and shuts
the door.Another time i show up and the guy opens all excited with a big creepy smile
on his face.
Gestures me to come in and i say no.
He won't do anything until i step inside.
So i take a step in and he says to me “ok so place the pizza on the floor right there
( points to specific place), place the pepsi there (points to a coffee table) and put my
breadsticks there.
( points to the opposite side of where the pizza is).
“ i just look at him and say “oookay?”
As soon as i do it he says “ok your money is on the floor by the door!
Have an amazing day!
Thank you very much!”
So i walked out backwards not taking my eyes off him, grab my money and leave.Weird fucking
people out there man
I showed up to this massive house and a grandma showed up to the door and the first thing
I smelled was a shit ton of weed.
This house not only smelled like weed it literally was foggy inside, the grandma who opened the
door was baked as shit and everyone else was.
They invited me inside for a second gave me a fat tip and I left...
Bill was 66,50€ and I did get 0,50€ tip That was really strange
I shared this in another thread, but it was definitely weird and pretty hilarious.I used
to work as a delivery driver for a Japanese restaurant in northern Illinois and there
were many times during the winter when I was asked to step in real quick while they looked
for the coupon they used on an order or where they put the cash.I remember one time I came
into this guy's home and the whole place reeked of weed.
He's wearing a robe and has an unlit cigarette hanging from his mouth as he's looking through
drawers trying to find the coupon.I take a quick look around and I see the source of
the smell; a giant sack of weed on the counter and a digital scale next to it.
Dude was clearly a dealer, but that wasn't what was weird.
What was weird was that there was a used condom on the scale.
I didn't see anyone else around, and the order didn't seem like for more than one person,
so it basically looked like this guy was trying to weigh how much he was able to cum.I've
done some pretty weird shit when stoned as well, so I chalked it up to that.
I did kinda wish he tipped me in weed instead of cash, but then again maybe I didn't want
anything that possibly was on that scale at some point.
This guy would order boneless chicken wings, a 2 litre of diet Pepsi and the cinnamon rolls
every Friday.
I can't remember the name on the order (I think it was Michelle).
Well a woman never answered the door and this guy gave us all the hibee jibees.
One day I said oh why is Michelle always on the order?
Michelle was his cat.
The cat would eat the chicken and he would eat the cinnamon rolls.