- What advice do you have for first-time parents?
What's the scariest thing, when you first go--
I mean, that must be when you're driving home with a baby.
- I probably got-- almost got into
a couple of different altercations on the ride home,
because now, I'm, like, going 10 miles an hour.
I don't want anybody doing anything wrong.
But it's nerve-wracking. We didn't want to leave
the hospital right away.
- Yeah. - Felt safe there, because
you know, you had the doula and the nurses and everybody.
But, you know, once you get her home, it's just--
you know, it's the most amazing thing ever.
It's the most important job you'll ever have,
and, you know, it's so rewarding until they turn into teenagers,
but my daughter-- [audience laughter]
My daughter's about to be a pre-teen, so--
- I was going to say. So how old are your kids now?
You have two girls, two boys?
- Two girls and two boys. I have 11, 9, 6 and 5.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- So the 11-year-old is a girl? - Yes.
- And is she-- I can't imagine a baby--
like, your baby talking back to you.
I think they-- - Oh yes, it happens.
- Oh really? [audience laughter]
- Yes, and it's so funny, because--
And I went through the same thing myself,
as I know everybody in the audience has.
You think your parents don't know anything.
Right? You think, "Well, they're old.
They're out of touch, they're not hip with what's going on."
I mean, this has been going on forever, right?
- Right. - Since the beginning of time.
But, um... I just, you know,
She--yeah, she thinks she knows it all, and--
but she's my baby, my angel.
- But she has-- - But she's not
getting a phone yet.
[audience laughter] - Really?
Your 11-year-old doesn't have a phone?
- No. - Good for you.
'Cause that's the prob--
I'm sure all of her friends have phones.
- All of them. And in younger grades,
which makes her even more crazy.
- Yeah, I just talked about this yesterday.
They're saying it's six years old.
That's the average age of a kid getting a phone now.
Six years old. - Six years old?
- Yes. - Oh, no.
My wife is not having that.
- That's wrong. - That's not happening.
- That's wrong. But it's that one person
who does give the 6-year-old a phone
that gets everybody in trouble, because everybody's--
- Well, in this day and age,
they have access to so much information.
- Yeah. - You know, you don't want kids
seeing that kind of stuff that's out there.
- No, I agree. I can't imagine.
So, being Mark Wahlberg, being the cool guy you are,
and having four kids, do you drive, like, a super-cool car,
and then, there's another car for the kids?
[audience laughter]
- Well, let's just say I'm not riding in the Porsche
that I saw you got parked outside.
- Uh huh. - But I like my car,
because it's very unassuming.
I have a Toyota Sienna minivan.
[cheers and applause]
That's it right there.
[cheers and applause]
But-- - That's a nice-looking minivan.
- It's got rims on it. It's got DirectTV.
- Yep. - Tinted windows.
My kids love it, my wife will not get in it for anything.
- Why not? - She just said
that's as far as she's going.
She drives an SUV. She will not get into a minivan.
- That's a good-looking-- if you're gonna drive a minivan,
that's a good-looking one.
You said you have DirectTV in there?
- I have DirectTV, and I have these bags of Life Savers,
tons of bags of Life Savers.
My kids always want to go in there.
They call it the Mintmobile.
[audience laughter] And they want to drive to school
in that so they can have mints before they go into school.
- Very cool. Well, that's a good car
to get picked up in, 'cause it serves both purposes.
It's cool for you and-- - Yeah.
- You probably-- - And the seats go back,
and I can lay back there if I'm, you know,
coming home late from the airport or whatever.
- And someone's driving you or something? Very cool.
- I don't let too many people drive that van.
- Yeah, really? - No.
- Don't want anything to happen to it.
That's my new baby-- that's my baby.
- How long have you had that?
- I got it like four months ago.
- That's a good-looking car.
What will you do for your wife for Mother's Day?
[audience laughter] - She's gonna--
She's probably going to see this before Mother's Day.
Well, the one thing that I wanted to do--
I wanted to do something special from each child,
so my wife loves gardenias, so I sent her a big thing
of gardenias from our oldest daughter.
And then yesterday, we sent them from my son Michael,
today from Brendan, tomorrow from Grace,
and then I'm going to send one that's five times the size
from me, on Saturday.
- Wow. That's gonna smell really good.
- Maybe she'll let me go play golf.
But, um-- - I'm sure she will.
- And then-- and then we're gonna go--
Oh, I can't--I'm gonna take her to a Clippers game tomorrow.
She loves basketball. - You're whispering?
'Cause she'll still hear it. - She's gonna--yeah.
[audience laughter]
And then, uh... [audience laughter]
And then we'll go to brunch-- oh, church and then brunch,
with all the kids.
Hopefully, they'll behave themselves,
for the duration of the two hours between church and brunch.
And then I've gotta go back to work.
Starting to shoot a movie, so...
- You're a busy man. You're a busy man.
And a good dad.