( music plays )
( music playing )
Hello, Caleb.
Rhett: You need to eat your broccoli.
No broccoli.
Rhett:
- Six. - How old do you think we are?
- That's right. - Yep, 21.
- Do you like broccoli. - It looks like a tree.
Trees look tasty, don't they?
No, they don't.
- That looks like grass. - What's wrong with grass?
Bugs chew on it.
- It's good for you. - It's not good.
She'll do the same to you, yeah.
- You eat it! - Oh, we've already had so much.
Broccoli.
- It's not salty. - You ever had broccoli?
- How was it? - Gross.
What can I say to you
that would make you want to taste the broccoli?
- Nothing. - This isn't gonna be easy.
Uh-huh, you like cheese?
What about spray cheese?
Yuck!
You eat this broccoli,
I'll eat this whip cream.
Why do I have to eat something disgusting
and you have to eat something sweet?
Didn't really think that one through.
Oh, look at what I've got.
( plate rattles )
Interested in a present?
Yes.
- Uh-huh. Oh! - Oh!
Want what's in the present?
You gotta eat the broccoli.
I'd like you meet Lenny the leopard.
I think it's a jaguar.
Jerry... the jaguar.
Link's favorite stuffed animal.
I've had it since I was a child.
Rhett: If you don't eat that broccoli,
I'm going to suffocate him.
Just do it.
Rhett and Link: Yes!
Yes!
I can just take one off.
- Rhett: Yeah, there you go. - Link: Eat it.
- You get the present. - Yay.
Rhett: Congratulations.
Take the top off.
Take it out.
No!
There you go.
It's all yours, buddy.
The pressure is increasing.
Rhett, stop, don't squeeze!
Don't squeeze! It's not too late, come on,
eat the broccoli.
How did it taste?
If you eat that broccoli,
Rhett will eat this dog food.
I want you to eat it.
That's right, if Link eats the dog food,
you eat the broccoli.
What was that?
I'll put some cheese on my eyeball,
if you'll eat some broccoli.
Link: You sure you don't want him to eat the dog food?
- I'll eat the pizza. - Okay.
Three, two,
one.
Mmm.
( gags )
Does he have to touch the eyeball
or can he just put it on the eyelid?
Boy, he drives a hard bargain.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Go!
Come on, Caleb, do it!
( Rhett grunting )
You just sat there and laughed at me, Caleb!
There's no amount of money that will get you
- to eat this broccoli? - No.
- Hello, Casey. - Hi.
You need to eat your broccoli.
- How is it? - Good.
I'll give you my kidney.
You may not need it now,
we may not be a match,
but you could sell it on the black market.
No.
You need to eat the stem part too.
Really?
Let's try a siege tactic.
You mean-- What do you mean?
Sit here outside of the walls.
Rhett: I don't think that's called a siege.
- Sure it is. - It's called a stakeout.
There's a little more,
just a couple little pieces.
A siege is when you
stand outside of a castle
and you don't let food get in.
That's an embargo.
So you have nothing to eat
except the broccoli.
- No. - Solid as a rock.
Just, like, four more.
Uh...
Rhett:
Carrots.
What else?
Salad.
That's good.
- Little taken aback. - Yeah.
You wanna lick the plate?
- Okay. - Good call.
You have boundaries.
- I like it. - Good call.
Rhett:
to play Less Than Or Gator Than
to find out what unassuming items killed more people.
Link:
with some good-tasting beverages
in this "Boiled For Safety" mug
available at mythical.store.