you know what Australian kisses right
you want to do it right now it's like a
French kiss only Down Under
should we we shouldn't do that right mr.
bleep hey everyone i'm jacob box alone
and I play Med in spider-man far from
home and I'm Remy he I played Brad Davis
in this same film today we're gonna see
who has the better slang America or
Australia let's calm down Remy calling
it early see you at the finish line well
in Hawaii we call those slippers little
bit obviously thumbs to Australia oh how
is that okay okay okay whatever songs in
America are like it is really wet you
wear thongs on your feet in America you
wear thongs on your bottom so yeah
is this a good idea I'm gonna start
hating each other game on hot chips
fries french fries chips is potato chips
right like I'm not what are they made of
Jacob oh my god potatoes point to to
Australia right that isn't big and okay
go ahead chicken salt it's the seasoning
of kings gods
you know I just realized we're doing a
BuzzFeed in Australia so I guess he's
gonna win what he said I'm gonna bottle
it me you me you mean a liquor store you
don't have slang for like a liquor store
do you feel like a liquor road in New
York there's these corner stores with
all bodegas but other than that they're
just called liquor stores haha we're
really imaginative and creative this is
going really well yeah I'm just saying
we shouldn't keep score cuz this is just
bullsh but whatever the count is gonna
be completely contradictory to whatever
I say shrimp on the barbie shrimp on the
barbie started its Forge
what do you call that in America well
just the grill flower grow yeah yeah oh
my god if you say something really crazy
or they would be so mad that's a bubble
Oh
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you know what Bubba is a in smoking
piece right I did not know that
Wow if I said I was just gonna hit the
bubble up for a sec last year people
getting really you're gonna get really
high I'm gonna get really yeah
that is obviously a water fountain I
don't know why you're laughing at that
that's like the most normal thing you
could ever call that stop laughing okay
just so you know everyone in America is
gonna figure eyes are getting high and
lost in Australia so yeah the bubbler
everyday during prime let's go there oh
well yeah so you guys are bad kids I
guess a red bag
yes certainly we call that guy bogan
okay classic Vogons
the mullet is a big deal yeah we love
the moment yeah we embrace the mullet
here sure you do right guys there's
Russell Crowe one if he was I wouldn't
call him that on cattle love you rusty
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you know all those Speedos they say
we've got a pretty interesting joke than
the Nicole budgie smugglers figure just
bundling like that yes buzzer smudge you
smuggling the budgie bundles smudgy smut
smudge smutty bugs smuggling of bundles
of smudges
Oh Oh cuz your bird it's a green bag and
it's Rayleigh we call that a goon bag I
don't think there's anything like that
in America box wine so they've taken it
out of the box now and you see how
they're hanging it on a clothesline
uh-huh this is a very sacred tradition
in Australia that we call goon and
fortune you hook up the the goon bag
yeah to the to the clothesline you spin
it around whoever it lands on just has
to like drink as much wine as they can
is it really hot in that bag extremely
responsible cancer stick sorry's yeah
it's a diary also I don't know why we
call that a diary does it give you
diarrhea gas station now it's a server
oh my god you see if you say one more
dumb thing like that oh cool this is my
country
oh yeah gonna go get it dairy from the
servo before we play goon of fortune and
thank you dying here literally on the
inside and out
there's an eraser haha erase those which
you'd call her and actually we call them
brothers a little bit across over there
is in there that's you know you know in
your primary school yeah a lot of these
kids in Roberts here hey teacher like I
forgot my rubber and then they give you
one bubble get really hot you know I'm
not outraged the more like this is just
inappropriate you know what I mean like
yeah you got kids watching this show and
you're talking about rubbers and smoking
bubbles and [ __ ] in school I feel like
it's trail is hitting negative points
now if you go on rubbers means condoms
you know prophylactic since Australia
that's the that's its language or use
like not even deep in score this is just
we're just talking bullsh
you know I think it's a truck like what
else would you call a truck
thank you it's obviously a huge what is
a ute rummy
show you saw utility truck taken and
there's still the word truck in it no
just just ute it's a beaut ute this is
very frustrating for me at the past that
was passed by episode 1 make him out or
or hooking up or french kiss I mean you
have to see the tongue right - they just
look at their kissing really hard face
like pressing their face is really hard
against each other so you know an
Australian kiss it's right you
it's like a French kiss only Down Under
should we we shouldn't do that right mr.
tripley no I learned a lot about
Australia today I learned a lot about
you a lot about myself
yeah well then here's your complimentary
Australian passports been the biggest
acting job of my life yeah really just
pretending the way we done yeah
seriously get this dude off before Jesus
great a BuzzFeed we're good where's the
like signal if it was it over here guys
are so professional here who BuzzFeed
all right you know we should have done
we should on the puppy thing yeah so you
give it to Jay Konami
you