As your pregnancy progresses,
your partner can help you prep your perineum
for the great stretch of delivery:
Massage the area daily with a Iittle EVOO
to help you stretch and prevent tearing:
What is she talking about?
I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint:
Is it cool if maybe I just spray a Iittle PAM down in that area,
right before the baby comes out?
You have to admit it's a valid suggestion: