ladies and gentlemen every Friday night we take a few minutes here to answer actual
viewer letters from actual viewers who have been kind enough to write
in from all over this great North American continent and as always the presentation of
tonight's viewer mail is being assisted by The Wonder of the Westinghouse Puma 206-axis
robotic arm here it is take a look at it in action there it goes stringing to life
all right Lori nice to see you
hold it what I'll tell you
okay hey hey that's hey that's getting on my nerves letter letter number one
thank you very much come up to the office for a cleaning
Dear Dave my sister is bored with your show she's reading a trashy steamy sex novel what
should I do your friend Stacy purchased Tallahassee Florida oh boy this kind of
insulting gee Stacy I don't know what to tell you here uh Paul what do you think Stacy should
do her sister is reading some kind of cheap steamy sex novel there I'm sorry Dave were
you uh were you talking to me letter number two ladies and gentlemen comedy comedy comedy
uh dude you're dishing my handwritten letter on their TV screens right now obviously they
are uh what are you seeing on the blue card you were holding holding just wondering uh
Dana L Doak Lake Oswego Oregon well I'll tell you what uh I'm looking at here as a matter of
fact you just take a look and see for yourself what I'm looking at see look at this it's uh 100
racing from Yonkers Raceway you can't beat it for Non-Stop action
that's what I'm looking at Paul you see that that's crazy letter number three
I just hand it to me politely hey hey I said politely hand me the damn letter
uh Dear Dave today I had a laundry mishap I accidentally used liquid fabric softener and dryer
sheets on a load of laundry that had been washed with detergent with the fabric softener built in
oh my God uh this Overkill of softener has turned my clothing into a wet pudding like goo
uh any advice a big fan Mark D Spivey uh Sawyer Air Force Base Michigan all right
Mark listen to me carefully do not I repeat do not try adding starch to your clothing Fabrics
with too much softener undergo a strange chemical reaction when exposed to oh my God
it's right now again
Al Al close your mouth right it's it's only a little skit it's we're just
pretending here you all right all right yeah all right it's not a heart attack
letter number is it four is that where we are letter number four there we go
why thank you very much uh Dear Dave How many pairs of glasses slash sunglasses does Paul have
how does he decide which to wear there's a question about you and your eyewear Paul
just curious Robert Klein Lincoln Nebraska well uh Robert Bob Paul
actually I think he wears a new pair of glasses every day isn't that right Paul
well uh yes yeah that's right you do every day you wear a new pair don't yes that's right
I tell them why every day you wear a new paragraph uh I I don't feel like ah come on tell them I
don't feel like explaining it how how can you run some bogus videotape as an explanation for
this sure okay watch this guys I'll see you tomorrow well well look who we have here it's
Paul Schaefer hi Dave yeah hi I gotta get home oh yeah what's your hurry well I got something
Hey listen Paul let me ask you a question you don't you don't have any money on you do you yeah
no you don't mind if I check yeah come on
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