- They kind of act like humans, and they can communicate.
- Can they?
You've talked to squirrels, that's what you're telling?
- Yeah, they be doing sign language, and everything.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
- What's up, you all?
Timothy DeLaGhetto here, and you might know me
from my show "Basic To Bougie",
where we try three different types of two different foods,
and try to figure out what's the cheapalest, cheap-el--
- Cheapalest?
- Bringing it back, bringing it back.
- You might know me from my show "Basic To Bougie"
that I do with my sidekick, Darren Brand,
where we try--
- I thought he said, "side chick".
- My side chick will not be named.
We try three different types of two different foods,
and we try to determine what's the cheapest, middlest,
and most expensive, but today we're doing you got served,
and I got a special, special, special guest.
Three words: sa-wee-tie, yes.
- Hey, you all.
- How ya feeling? - Feel good.
- Okay, so, today--
- What are we doing?
- Here's what we're going to do, okay?
They're going to bring out three different versions
of two different items.
- Mm-hmm.
- And we going to figure out what's the cheapest,
middlest, and most expensive.
- Middlest? - Middlest.
- Okay, that's your word?
- That's my word.
- Okay, cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got it?
Let's do it.
Blindfolds on.
- All right, you better not put nothing crazy on the table.
- I mean, it depends on your definition of crazy.
You hear it?
It's moving.
- What?
Okay.
- What is it?
- Oh.
- Oh, I know what this is.
- It's sea shells.
- What, no.
- Oh, they're nails? - Yeah.
- Oh, okay, like my nails, okay.
Acrylic nails, I've had a little press on.
- The Asian in me I guess figured that out right away.
- Okay, so this is your area of expertise.
- Yes, sir.
- Because I just keep mine real short.
- Uh-huh, you got some nice nail beds though.
- Some nice what?
Okay, so right off the bat, just looking at'em,
how are you feeling?
- Okay, so first of all, this might be
at a liquor store or something.
These might be, you're in elementary school,
you trying to sneak and put some on.
- Oh, okay.
- When you get to school, pop'em on, pop'em off.
- Sure.
- Okay, so your nail bed,
I used to do nails for a little bit.
In order to make them stay,
you got to make'em a little rough.
- Oh, okay.
- You got to buff'em out real quick.
- Oh, this is nice. - Uh-huh.
Okay, and then you get the glue.
- Oh, you're really doing it right now.
- You need to put a drop because when you put a drop,
it spread after that.
- Okay.
- So you just do a little bing.
- I didn't even know.
- Aight, so then you got that,
and then you just...
- That's it, that's all it takes is just one little drop?
- Mm-hmm, your nails is too big.
- I thought you said I had good nail beds.
- Okay, but I put it on the wrong finger, my bad.
- Okay, let me see, let me see.
- Oh my gosh, you're going to have to do all my fingers now.
- No, no, no, no, no, hold on.
I think this one will do it.
- Okay, buff me up.
- Then you put your drop, okay, it's kind of on there.
- Okay, cool.
Oh my goodness, I feel so pretty now.
Just my one finger.
It feels amazing.
- It looks poppin', right?
You got little claws going on.
- Yeah, all right, this is what they do?
- Yep, uh-huh. - Okay, cool.
- He was in the middle.
- Oh, okay, so the one you put on me is the middlest.
You couldn't hook me up with the nice ones?
- Oh, I can hook you up now.
- All right, please, hook me up.
How long did you do nails for?
- I did nails for a summer, and then I gave up
because it took me too long.
- Okay.
- And I get my nails done probably twice a month.
- Twice a month?
- And guess how long it takes me.
- I was just going to ask, how long did this take?
- Guess.
- Eight hours.
- Five hours.
- What, for real?
- Yeah, it's like a road trip.
- Oh, my god, oh my goodness, I'm feeling myself now.
- Let me ask you something.
How do I wipe my butt?
- Are you scared you going to get some feces in them?
- No, I just don't know, I've always wondered that.
How do girls dial your phone or--
- You dial, you just
- Oh.
- And I love the noise that it makes.
- Does it sound like that when you wipe your butt?
- You want to hear?
- Okay, well, hey, how you feeling now?
You said cheapest, you said--
- Uh-huh, Cheapest, middlest--
- And then the most expensive are the blinged out ones.
- They staying too.
- Yeah, it's not bad, okay.
It's cause I got good nail beds.
- Good nail beds.
If you were to guess how much each one of these cost,
what would you think?
- This probably like $2.00.
- $2.00 for that, uh-huh.
- This maybe, hmm, maybe like $20.00.
- 20? - $20.00
- And then the blinged out.
- The bling one, these was probably like 60.
- 60, and then how much did it cost
to get this done right here?
The five-hour road trip nails.
- These cost like a car note.
- Word?
- These are real diamonds.
- They're real diamonds?
Oh, give me that back.
- Ow, my nail, oh my god.
All right, well, let's see if you're right.
Can I have the results please, producer lady?
You ready?
How confident are you?
- I'm very confident.
- Oh my god, I can do this now.
I never get to do this.
All right, $3.59.
- $2.00, right?
- French tips. - Yep.
- Yes, yes.
- $9.99, pink.
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
- Well these are some fake-ass crystals.
- And $15.00, dark.
- Okay, so I said $20.00 for this.
- True.
You just thought these were going to be a little more.
- I thought these were Swarovski crystals.
- Nope.
Okay, well, you did all right,
you did all right for this round.
- Dang, that got me.
I thought you all had some Swarovski crystals on set.
- We're not on your level yet.
This is MTV.
They got no money.
- They going to get you.
- All right, well, let's see how you do
with the second object.
Oh yeah, blindfolds on, you ready?
- Mm-hmm. - Let's do it, let's do it.
- Oh, what is this?
This is interesting.
Hold on a second.
I'm trying to figure out, this is crazy.
What is this?
Wait, wait--
- Does it have a tail?
- Why does it have a cowboy hat?
- Wait, I think it's...
- It has a tail and a cowboy hat.
What the (beep) is this?
- I think it's a squirrel.
- A squirrel?
- I used to talk to squirrels.
- Wait, for real?
- UIC has a lot of squirrels on campus.
I used to feed them.
- Is this a squirrel?
Hold on, time out a second.
It's a squirrel with a cowboy hat.
Why?
- See, told you.
It's a fake one though, right?
- [Producer] It was once alive.
- You all done got one of my friends.
- You got a history with squirrels is what you telling me?
- Yes.
- [Timothy] I like squirrels.
- They want some company sometimes.
- They just want some nuts.
That's it.
They just want the nut.
That's why I relate to them, you know.
- Oh, so you a squirrel too?
- Yeah, yeah, it's all about getting the nut.
Let's see the rest of them, I guess.
Okay, so I see what's going on here.
It's not just squirrels, it's just taxidermied animals.
- What that mean?
- Stuffed, like they used to be alive,
and then now they're stuffed, and you can set'em up
in your living room.
- It's a bat.
- [Timothy] Yeah.
- Where the wings at?
- They're tucked in, I think.
Oh, see, they're hanging like, oh, oh,
so you can hang this one like a Christmas ornament.
All right, so, right off the bat.
Right of the bat!
Off the bat.
What are these saying to you right now?
- Okay, so this is my logic.
- What's your logic?
Let me know.
- These travel in big packs.
- Okay.
- You know when there's a lot of something,
they're worth less.
- Okay, yeah.
- Or supply and demand.
- So you think it's not a rare animal.
- Not a rare thing.
- You think the bat's the cheapest?
- You broke the thing.
- Oh my god, they got to return this too.
I told you MTV don't have any money.
- I see more squirrels than bats.
- Oh, you right, but squirrels,
they kind of act like humans, and they can communicate.
- Can they?
You've talked to squirrels is what you're telling me?
- Yeah, they be doing sign language and everything.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
- Okay, why do you think this squirrel is in a hat
with a gun?
Oh, and look at the look in his eyes too.
He's ready for war.
- He from the wild, wild west.
- Yeah, maybe it was all a big battle
to see who could get the most nuts, you feel me?
He was in a duel for the nuts.
What, you nasty.
She's nasty, guys.
- He was probably trying to defend himself.
- Cause someone trying to take his nuts.
- Yeah, someone trying to take his nuts,
and he got to save his nut sack.
- I think so. - That's what happened.
- That makes sense.
- Okay, now we got this right here.
Rattle snake. - Rattle snake.
Well, he do more than just bite.
- What else does he do?
- He got some poison.
- Oh, yeah, look, they got the poison right there
on his little fangs.
- He look feisty. - Yeah.
You hear that?
- You all violated.
- This is fake, yo.
- No, it's real.
How you feel?
- I feel like I just violated him.
- He liked it.
I wanted to say the squirrel was the cheapest,
but then he's all hooked up with so many accoutrement.
- The bat.
- They roll in big groups.
- Big groups.
This is...
- By himself. - By himself.
- So maybe we thinking this is the most expensive.
- Most expensive.
I think they put them in order.
- Like this, cheapest, middle, most expensive?
- Mm-hmm, yep.
- Lock it in.
Cool.
All right, $46.88.
- For this one?
- The bat, yes.
- Yeah, so we got that.
- Yes, we got that one, we got that one.
Okay, here we go.
$179.99, the middle, snake.
- What?
- Damn.
- Why was it, what? - I know.
- Wait, so how much he cost?
$249.99, the squirrel.
- Damn.
- I don't know, you were the squirrel expert.
You should've talked to him like you used to talk to them.
Let him whisper his little secrets.
- Also I'm not a squirrel whisperer.
- You the squirrel whisperer.
- Okay, yo, I'm the squirrel whisperer now.
- Well, hey, thanks for playing.
- Thank you, dang.
- How do I get this off?
- I told you it's going to last for a month.
- It hurts.
- Just keep it on, it cute.
- A special thanks to my guest, Saweetie,
for coming through.
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