Hey, how 'bout them buns? My anaconda don't,
My anaconda don't...... want none unless you got buns
I got buns, two of them
I can never make them even. I can never take my time on anything, and then I wonder why it turns out bad
*coughs* hair videos. Leave me alone, man. Why you do me like this
that's why I daily upload (mm hm right)
I don't know what it is
But I cannot work on something for more than a day whether it be a drawing, cosplay, videos, homework
anything. I don't know what my problem is I have the attention span of a potato.
[music] [potato falls]
I could not work on something for several days I gotta get it done in one day, or I will never work on it again
So that's why daily uploads work for me
Alright, today we are.......
Said my card is full. This is a 64 gig I recorded like three videos on it all right, but today
We are going to be looking at some of the most embarrassing texts ever, okay? So buy me push pops at the grocery, PLEASE!
No, they promote blowjob techniques. I am on to you high school girls. I saw that Dateline episode
Mom, are you serious???!!!!
I'm as serious as an STD. Yes, no push pops. Oh my god! It's a hot summer day!
I just want a push pop. I mean I like them cuz they go up and down you know
It ain't like a regular popsicle why I can't have a popsicle. I can't have a banana. I can't have a cucumber
I can't have an eggplant what am I supposed to eat if you don't let me have that I'm gonna
Go hop on a real Di-
I'm as serious as an STD XD
So embarrassing. Some girl went on a date with Jimmy and accidentally text, Jimmy
"I just got back from the date with Jimmy. He is 32 and has BRACES! when Claire set us up,
She didn't tell me he had BRACES!", and he's like "Hey, this is Jimmy."
"I guess my parents didn't love me enough to get them for me earlier."
"I am sorry that text was supposed to go to a friend of mine"
"Let's just be friends. How about that?" poor Jimmy over here.
I mean you got plenty of Youtubers and people his parents didn't love him enough to get braces. It's not about love
I feel like it's not about love if you if your parents literally didn't have money
You're not gonna have braces that was the case for us like nobody in my family had braces cuz we didn't have money
We couldn't afford it. I mean my teeth came out. Okay (screams)
I just don't know how to smile
That's why I don't smile. Why do I do it so ugly? and That's why I never smile.
I feel like my bottom teeth are messed up a little
They ain't perfect, but they all natural. When you accidentally go on a date
And then text the dude what you meant to text your friend about the date
I mean don't rappers wear like grills and stuff? To me grills look like braces so...
Braces are the poor man's grills or grills are the rich man's braces so they don't fix your teeth
Why do they wear grills? I don't know. Help I'm texting you from Aaron's bathroom!
This is the worst f*&king date ever. Call me with a fake emergency to get me out of here
Hi Kat, this is Aaron. You could come out and leave really I'm not into you either you could have told me to my f*&king face
I can't even, with this one this girl went to this guy's house, and then she texts him
Girl, I'm texting you from his bathroom, and this is the shittiest date ever! Can you like fake an emergency and pick me up out of his bathroom?
This is the worst date of my life!
I would end my life right there, I would drown myself in the toilet, then go out there and face them and be like, "Hi, so,
I'm really not having a good time just
Just get out. Just just get out. I'm Leaving. I'm leaving okay could've told him to his face
Wooh we got more of these. I took Jenny to Red Lobster, and she ate enough food for 20 people
I'm gonna have to get a second job to feed this b****
Two words Gary. f*** and you
OH SHIT
That was for max. I was just joking around. I'm sorry. It was unlimited shrimp night!
Of course I ate a lot don't ever text me again! At least he's still not on the date with her
How embarrassing would that be if she went to the bathroom after and he texted her this?
She gone now. You never have to see her again. It's unlimited shrimp. I'm on her side here
I'm gonna eat all the damn shrimp. I can it ain't every day a girl gets to go to Red Lobster
Thank you again for an amazing first date
Anytime
When's the second date? I can't wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours... NO
I am so sorry. I meant dimples my phone changed it. I did not mean to write nipples
I am going to jump off a bridge now
It sucks because she didn't reply and he ain't get no reply. I mean, to be fair
He probably didn't even see them on the first date. Oh my god. When did he see them? Are they that big? I don't think they're that big
Hey, baby ready for tonight? We're gonna have so much fun! Can't wait, can't believe it'll be your first time
Hello, Mike. This is Lilly's father. I don't think I approve of this "fun" activity
Don't worry sir you could come along you can even join in if you like
You sick and perverse boy! Stay away from my daughter!
But Sir. What's so sick and perverse about laser tag?
Damn, the Dad is who's sick and perverse dad well
What were you thinking? Sorry I choked on my spit
can't believe it's your first time. FIRST TIME?!?!
I Don't approve of this activity
It's just laser tag. I wonder how stupid did this dad feel when the boy came to pick her up
Hi, Lilly, actually have a really funny
Story, you left your phone out
And I texted you and your dad texted back thinking you was gonna catch this nut CHILL we are going to laser tag
And then you go cash this nut. Mom why are there undies in your purse? went to borrow ten bucks
"borrow"
My brother and my sister used to do that all the time... going to my mom's bag. Oh a crispy ten. Let me borrow this
Y'all stealin? From Mom?
And then she's like well. Here's a little story, in my college days
I come home from a party with my undies in my purse because I got laid
Now it means I went to a party and laughed so hard I peed a little
EWWWWW
mom I
Don't have to know I mean she could have stolen these from Victoria's Secret
You don't know that they got like mini adult diapers. You can wear now
Mom wants you to get her prego. Well. I can't I had that problem solved years ago.
Oh My God dad! EWW! TMI I will forever be grossed out. Mom wants you to get her PREGO the cooking thing
You know the spaghetti sauce cuz she don't know how to make her own damn sauce
Ohh okay, sweetie sorry. Yeah son so after me and your mom
Is this where I tell you were an accident, and that's when we solved this problem no more accidents
I hope I didn't wake you guys up before. You didn't we're laying in bed, dad's playing with my anus.
ahhhh
My Asus! my laptop who's that person is it Kim John ll? ?
Mom it's Britney Spears I
Can't tell the difference what's up, babe?
Nothing, I was just thinking about how much I hate your bald spot
Wow
Okay, if we're being honest. I hate your saggy tits and your fat a**.
What the f***?
I wrote boss and it autocorrected to bald spot. I hate your boss
You gonna come at me you gonna come at me like this? sounds like a fight that I would have
[awkward laugh]
This is awkward. That's so mean
Why would you do that Tyler? Dad and I fondled ourselves for the first time last night
We didn't get good results nothing came up. MOM! I don't know what you tried to write but that's hilarious
damn auto erect
Autocorrect we googled ourselves no results
You know damn well it wasn't the first time
My love if you are smiling send me your smiles if you are sleeping send me your dreams if you are crying
Send me your tears. I love you
Among the toilet. What do I send you I know the answer to that. I love you babe. Good night
My love for you is as strong as I would buy a casket if I could
Castle I promise I meant Castle. Auto correct. Why do you have to ruin me?
Emily?
Hello? Now she thinks she gonna die. Do you want beef tonight at 6 o'clock?
WTF who's this
Don't text me saying s*** trying to be a big man when your number isn't even saved in my phone
So you clearly don't know me, it's grandma
I have a new phone Maddie
I was only asking what you wanted for dinner please do not be like this.
Hahaha
Poor grandma. Got tricked into pooping outdoors again. Not sure what I'm gonna do later. What are you guys up to?
Who's this? I lost all my contacts when my phone died?
Who loses their contacts when their phone dies?
Imagine every single time your phone dies you lose all your contacts. I'll call bulls***.
Haha b****, this is Tina. I think you have the wrong number. Oh Lord is this Andrew?
No oops wrong person
awkward smiley face
Excuse me, I really have to go to the bathroom. Do you have a bathroom? What does it look like?
Hell no, we ain't got no bathrooms here. Okay. I'm just gonna poop outside. Oh god Tina pooped outside again
How is she gonna keep on falling for that?But anyways that's all for today
I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that like that in the face
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I love you guys so much, thanks for watching bye guys