(dramatic music plays)
(♫ And then just touch me, 'til I can get my satisfaction)
- [Lincoln] This song!
- This song - ow, I just bit my cheek.
That's the worst.
That's why you don't VLOG with gum.
Back to singing for a second so I can talk.
(music continues)
Alright, we are heading on a trip today.
This video is gonna be about football.
You saw the title.
- Football! I love football.
- He loves football.
We need to do a little bit of explaining because,
right now, we are heading on a special trip to...
- Boston.
- [Dave] Boston. What are we gonna go there?
- We are going to watch the Patriots
and the Houston Texans game.
- Houston Texans, they are a football team.
National Football League.
New England Patriots,
a team that's very controversial for a couple reasons
because they've been caught cheating a few times,
but also they win all the time.
Like they're the champs.
And when you're at the top,
you always get knocked down by people and criticized.
So we decided: let's surprise Lincoln with his first
football game ever, NFL game.
Surprise!
I told him yesterday,
'cause he was sad and sick and so I gave
him something to be happy about.
So, I wanted to explain a little bit about football.
There's a couple things to tell you about...
The first thing about is
Lincoln plays flag football,
and there's this awesome moment that I captured
of Lincoln tearing it up, getting a pick six.
How many games have we lost this year Lincoln?
- Zero, we're 7-0 I think?
- [Dave] 7-0! We gotta win today, baby.
What time is your game supposed to be?
- Five.
- [Dave] Five? It's 4:43pm.
- [Lincoln] I would expect at least
a couple of people to be there.
- [Dave] Yeah, there's not very many people.
Ummm...
let's go to the gas station and get a drink,
or a treat or something first.
- [Lincoln] Is that good?
That's not good for me.
- [Dave] It's not good for you?
For your diet and nutrition?
- [Lincoln] Yeah.
- [Dave] You need to have better diet and nutrition?
What do you need?
Like, some organic food?
- I need some pie, or a lollipop.
That's healthy.
- [Dave] Oh, gotcha.
- [Dave] Gatorade?
Yes.
- I love this kind; it's so good.
- [Dave] What kind is that?
- Glacier freeze.
- [Dave] Glacier freeze?
Is it from a glacier?
- Glacier cherry, not freeze.
Can I get some gum or a treat?
- [Dave] Is that gonna be good for your game?
- Yeah.
I need to go to the bathroom, can you hold these?
- [Dave] Water, Gatorade: no treats.
Alright, let's see this shot here.
Alright, Mr. Quarterback, Lincoln.
Lookin' for the pick.
There it is!
(kids and parents cheering)
There it is! Pick six!
I just told him, "Get a pick six."
I don't know if I had it on camera,
but I'm like "Get a pick six," and he laughed at me.
As good as that play looked,
there's something you might have missed.
What might they have missed, Lincoln?
- My flag was completely pulled in
because I didn't pull them off
and put them back in at the beginning of the game.
They had their hands completely on it,
and then it just slipped off
'cause no one could get it off.
- So as amazing of a play as it may have was,
the truth is,
Lincoln is a cheater -
- [Demonic Voice] Lincoln is a cheater -
at football.
But, just like some NFL teams,
he got away with it,
and he won.
Check this out.
Does he have illegal flags?
The referee is like, "Your flags aren't coming off."
- [Man] Is the other one not?...
- [Dave] Look at the coach,
he's like, "Lincoln what's wrong with your flag here?"
"It will not come off."
Well turns out,
don't be too excited about him he's a cheater.
He cheated.
His flag won't come out.
(epic music plays)
(audience cheers)
There it is.
I don't think we're doing what Sean Duras does,
we're the last ones off the plane.
(Lincoln laughs)
I think it's supposed to be last ones on.
Maybe we'll start a new trend,
and sit on the plane and wait forever
'til everybody gets off.
That's what's cool.
- [Lincoln] It's like we get first class,
and we're in the front two seats.
- [Dave] And we wait for 20 minutes.
- Yeah.
- So we made it to Minneapolis,
we have to go to Boston now, we have an hour layover.
So, I hope you like those clips.
He didn't mean to do it, everybody.
Don't give him too hard of a time.
Even though I am giving him a hard time.
And I'm probably gonna title this video
something about my son being a cheater.
Just 'cause I think that's funny.
- [Lincoln] Yeah.
- [Dave] You like that, you cool with that?
I'm sorry to those that are like,
"You can't like the Patriots."
"You can't go to them, you can't just switch teams."
"You're bandwagoning."
We don't watch the NFL,
we really don't.
We watch college, right?
- College.
- And we love college football, all college football.
Like the championship last week was so incredible.
Right?
- That was awesome.
- So, to show you that,
we're gonna show you, our whole family,
about a month or two ago we went on a trip to BYU.
And watched BYU play football.
And it was awesome.
And we even saw Jenny, Sean's wife.
While Sean doesn't know anything about football,
his wife has an awesome family that loves football.
(mid tempo music plays)
- [Movie Character] Green is watching us, so act naturally.
(fart sounds)
(laughs)
- [Dave] Ew guys, gross.
- [Leslie] That is the movie!
What are we watching?
- [Dave] Ah, that's good stuff.
We're almost there.
So we got the girls reading books,
and Lincoln hiding behind there from the sun,
and Leslie looking up there on the side of the bleachers.
- I'm hiding from the sun.
- [Dave] How are you liking the game, is it good?
I'm literally the only one watching
the game in our family right now.
- Dave!
(marching band playing)
Dave!
- [Dave] Hey!
Dude how's your leg after that hit?
- Brutal.
- [Dave] We were talking to you right here that game,
and then you went over there and I'm like,
"Oh no, that was him."
(heart beat)
- I should've stayed on this side.
- [Dave] Any damage or they're pretty good?
- I'm shocked that I'm not broken into a million pieces.
I'm just sore and you know,
sprained ankles stuff like that.
But, I just hobbled around man.
(mid tempo music plays)
(audience cheering)
- [Referee] Hands to the face, #56 at the offense.
Personal foul, with a late hit,
contact in the head of a sliding quarterback,
with targeting, on the defense.
Concluding our review.
- Best friend Brett is here.
Good to see ya buddy.
- [Brett] Good to see you.
- [Referee] A hands to the face foul...
- [Dave] What is this?
They don't know what they're doing, the referees.
They're so confused right now.
- [Man] Go back to Footlocker!
- Go back to Footlocker, that guy says.
You gotta love football fans.
This is Mattix.
- Hi.
- He has a YouTube channel,
and he just filmed us for his YouTube channel.
Awesome man!
Have fun watching the game.
- Yeah, you too.
- [Dave] See ya, bud.
We're going on a walk,
I want to show the girls around the stadium.
There's this ramp that goes all the way to the top.
So I thought it'd be cool to show 'em.
- [Announcer] And welcome back to the field,
our BYU Cougars!
- [Dave] That's cool.
- [Dave] I love this stadium,
look at those mountains right there.
Gorgeous.
Look who we found.
- Hi!
- It's Jenny and Adley.
We just woke up Adley up I'm so rude.
Alright, we'll let you guys be.
You go back to sleep, Adley.
- It's good to see ya.
- [Dave] Good to see you too.
No Sean Duras here.
He doesn't - he's not a big fan of football
even though, fun fact, he played football in high school.
- [Jenny] It's true.
- Right?
(upbeat electronic music plays)
The speakers are incredibly loud up here.
- [Announcer] Harvey Langi the ball carrier.
- Did you get that?
Did you hear who was the ball carrier?
- [Announcer] Tackled by, #21, Curry Bailey Smith.
- That's so loud.
- [Announcer] Gain of one on the play,
brings us second and nine.
- [Dave] There's the speakers, right there!
- [Advertisement Narrator] .. what does power mean to you?
- [Dave] It's so loud.
(upbeat music continues)
- Why set the camera still on the water bottle?
- [Dave] Lincoln just tried to prank me,
saying that the camera -
I don't even know what the prank was.
Basically, our two water bottles are in the garbage
right now, and Lincoln is sitting in the boardroom,
after I came out of the bathroom.
Yes, this is our hotel.
- Yeah, it's a suite!
- We have a boardroom!
- Let me look at the hall, it's like this special suite.
- Oh hold on, let me come see with you.
First of all, our room number is 534,
and there's an arrow,
- It's like a waste of a sign.
- And it's just us.
We're 534.
We get our own number on this,
and on this,
and...
say it, say it, what is it?
- The Orient Heights Suite.
- [Dave] What's the Orient?
- Bananas.
- He really doesn't know, he asked me:
"What's the Orient?"
It doesn't matter that we've been all around the world,
to China, to Japan, to all these places.
And he still doesn't know what the Orient is.
- What?
What is it?
- It's the - I don't know the exact definition.
- [Lincoln] Exactly.
- But I know it's like, Asia, China...
You just finished watching the BYU football thing,
and we just showed you our hotel that we got here in Boston.
It's midnight.
- Wait, BYU football thing?
- Yeah, I showed them BYU football.
- Where?
- The VLOG.
We showed you being a cheater -
- Yeah.
and then we showed us going to the BYU football game.
We are going to the game tomorrow,
we're gonna do something fun in the morning.
I don't know what it is, but it's gonna be something cool.
- Yup!
(grunts)
- [Dave] I can handle a little monkey on me.
- Let's see.
(Lincoln laughs)
- See?
He's already hurt.
He gets hurt so easily.
- [Lincoln] You popped my fingers.
- Hold on, we gotta end this,
this is super boring.
- No, I gotta get you.
- This is super boring.
Okay guys,
so tomorrow is the big day.
Hope you enjoyed football day.
We're going to bed.
This guy looks so tired.
- Ahhh!