[Screaming] [Music] [Gunshots] [Mumbling]
Oh, it's me? Ah, okay...
Uh, okay, where do I go...? Uh...
Bettjeman! What are you doing?
Oh nothing just loaded in, so I just...
You'll join the rest of the unit, we're pushing out soon
Okay, uh, whereabouts is there?
What's that? Oh, you... do you have anything else you wanted to..?
No? we're done? cool
INCOMING!
Oh...
[Falling Noises]
Aaah! woah! AH... that is WAY too loud!
Is that the default volume?! ah, hang on a sec...
Ah...
Okay, all right
All right, this way I guess...
Ah, Bettjeman, nice of you to finally join us
Hmmm...
They've weakened our defenses, They'll be pushing through the front line any moment. Get ready
Okay, cool, some action. Let's go
Look who's finally decided to crawl back to the front line!
Sorry, uh...
Are you talking to me?
Look who's finally decided to crawl back to the front line!
Do we... do we know each other?
Why'd you even bother coming back at all, 'bitchman'?
Don't listen to him. I'm glad you're here!
Who are you?
Ah, this is just like hunting turkeys back on the old family farm
Oh, right. You're supposed to be my best friend
I'm supposed to be emotionally invested in You
Best friends forever. Am I right?
Right, and there it is. Trying to cram YEARS of backstory into a few sentences, nice
Ah, I can't wait to get home and marry Jenny, you're gonna be my best man!
Wow! You're definitely going to die!
INCOMING!
Wow... You guys are missing... every shot
Really?
It's just embarrassing
What? Never seen a man shoot before, 'bitchman'?
Is that all of them?
Yes
We didn't need your help, 'bitchman'
You really did
Don't let him get to you
I wasn't
He's been through some tough stuff thoughout his stay...
I don't... I don't care
On me!
Shall we?
Bettjeman! King! on me!
Right
Let's give these Germans a taste of their own medicine
I've been informed that an all-out allied offensive has been orchestrated, and will be carried out at 0400
Part of that plan requires... these artillery guns to be taken out
So that's our job for today
Any objections?
Actually, I just have one real quick question. Um, do you know how long this mission's going to take?
It's just that my wife's going to be home soon, and I just don't really want to start something that I can't finish
Do you know what I mean?
Huh. Didn't think so
Bettjeman!
Yep
You're gonna be my front man for today
To be expected
I need you to scout ahead, collect any intelligence you can find
Can do
Then, once you've gathered the intelligence. I want you to move up and take out the MG 42 stationed on the upper bank
There will be German reinforcements at the crossroads east and west of that position. Take them out
Do you... want me to do all of that?
Once that's completed
I want you to advance through the series of bunkers that connect all the German camps in this area, flush out any Nazi scum you can find
Sir, is it...? Is it still just me?
Then you can take out the German's army group B and C
How many soldiers is that...?!
THEN, You can plant the charges, and destroy those artillery guns
Am I getting any help with this?
Of course, You should expect a German counter-attack with the remaining Luftwaffe
I want you to shoot down as many of those planes as you can...
Preferably all of them
Any questions?
I mean, I guess just... Is that it?
What's the matter, Bettjeman? Not up to the task?
Sorry? What are you doing while I single-handedly win World War II?
Sir! requesting permission to join private Bettjeman, sir!
Oh... Nah
Uh, actually I'd really rather You didn't, to be honest You'd be more of a burden... to be honest
Can't do this job on your own, Bettjeman?
Wow, are You...?
Why'd You even bother coming back at all?
Are you registering any of this?
Permission granted!
Thank you, sir!
Looks like you two are inseparable, almost like you got a real strong relationship built upon YEARS of friendship
You're REALLY jamming that friendship thing down my throat, right?
This is gonna be like the time that We fought those bullies in the alley! remember that?
No
All right, Morrison, You go with them
What? You've got to be kidding me!
Do I look like I'm kidding?!
No, sir
All right... move out!
*sigh*
Oh, for f...!
*sigh*
Oh, for...!
Why'd You even bother coming back at all, Bettjeman?
Don't listen to him!
Seriously, don't worry about defending me. I stopped listening to him a while ago
We needed you at the battle of...!
Oh, shit...! -Whoa!
Ha ha!
Did You... did You see that?!
AH! help me! GAH!
But your chest like, exploded!
AH! I'm bleeding out! I'm bleeding out!
Help him!
Help him off the road! -Oh man!
Oh ha ha!
Help him! -HELP ME!
Help him off the road!
You're pretty rude to me...
I'm bleeding out!
Help him!
Nah, nah, I don't think I'm going to...
Help him off the road!
I'M DYI...! UGH! -Yeah...
Yeah, You... You shouldn't have been such a dick to me! Ha!
Oh, what?
FAILED because he died?!
You know, lots of people died in World War II, right?
Like private Morrison REALLY shouldn't matter
Ah...
Okay, F**K IT!
*SIGH*
Damn it
Oh, for f...! Argh!
OH, FOR F...!
Why'd you even bother coming back at all, Bettjeman?
Don't listen to him!
Oh, by the way You're about to get shot
We needed you at the battle of...!
Whoa! Oh!
Argh, I'm down! I've been hit!
Yeah...
ARGH! HELP ME!
Help him!
Okay, well... -Help him off the road!
I'm bleeding out!
Just for the record, I'm going to do this but I don't want to -Help him!
Help him off the road!
I'm bleeding out! I'M BLEEDING OUT!
So I guess I gotta..
Move You from here to that random spot over there and by doing that you miraculously survive somehow
HELP ME!
Sure, okay
I didn't need your help, Bettjeman!
This reminds me of the time we were pinned down on the schoolyard snowball fight!
I... I don't care
AH!
He... HELP ME!
Oh! this f**king game! - I'M BLEEDING OUT!
AAAAAARGH!
All right, we gotta get that intel
But we need to stay quiet
Quiet, yeah
All right, let's move out
Pick a tree!
This reminds me of the time we had to hide from Miss Mitchell in class! remember that?
Nah
GOD!
Okay, I get it. You guys have a tight friendship built on YEARS of backstory
Not really
But can we, please, just focus on the mission?
Yeah, that'd be great.
All right, let's move out
Try not to get spotted, ladies!
What are you doing?!
You f...
No, that's a terrible spot!
No! I'm not gonna come!
All right. Let's go!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
*sigh*
What was that?
Ah...
Huh....
Oh shit, oh shit, ah...
Hmph... must have been nothing
*HUFF*
Who did this?
U sh...
I'm going to find whoever did this...
I'm going to find whoever did this!
Must be my imagination
Wow...
I can't believe I paid a hundred bucks for this game
We need to get in and get that intel
You've got an important decision to make: You can either take the safe road and go in stealthily, or...
Way to go, 'bitchman', you just alerted the entire German air force!
What do you want from me?
Rowan! look!
Use it!
Oh, that's handy
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha!
You can do it!
Not bad
Way to go!
Hu ho!
Not bad
Shoot 'em down!
Yes!
Not bad
Oh my god! you're doing it!
Not bad
There's more incoming!
Just like shooting rabbits back on the farm...!
Good work, Rowan!
Only ten more to go!
Not bad!
Shoot 'em down!
YES!
Not bad
You've done it!
Hey Bettjeman! come over here
Way to go 'Bettje'!
Oh, don't call me Bettje, there's nothing here
Maybe I was wrong about you
I don't want to shake your hand
Okay, but just for the record I don't want to do this i'm only shaking your hand to progress the story
Is that clear?
You're all right Bettjeman
EURGH!
Good job soldiers
The crowds are pulling back from this forest
Where did you come from?
Soon, we'll be pushing on into Berlin itself
No, seriously, where were you like 20 minutes ago?
Here, take this
What's this?
You ready to kill Hitler?
By myself, I guess
We'll go too!
*sigh*
Someone's gotta watch your back
Oh, for f**k's sake!
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