All: ♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪
( music playing )
Today's our 1,300th episode
and in cat video lives, that's 11,700.
Don't check the math on that.
And we're gonna celebrate by sticking a cake
with 1,300 candles, lighting them
and blowing 'em out.
We got a nice cake, it just needs some candles.
This is what 1,300 candles look like.
- Link: In a bowl. - Rhett: Yeah.
Let's find out what they look like on the cake.
Okay.
I'm starting real close together
'cause I just figure that that's how this is gonna need to be.
Yep.
Took a lot of dedication
to make it this far, Rhett.
Now it's gonna take a lot of dedication
to get through this.
Yeah.
I'm already bored.
Little help!
Yeah, everybody grab a handful.
Take a handful and just put 'em on the side.
Don't drop any, guys!
There are exactly 1,300.
Oop, I dropped one.
There you go, Dennis.
Sad thing is we're actually gonna do this.
Yeah, we are.
I go wide and then fill in.
Put that on a T-shirt.
Yikes.
( laughter )
Hey, has anyone else tried to do two at a time?
'Cause it works great.
- Oh, two at a time? - Oh, man.
Micah just doubled our output!
- ( all clamoring ) - What?
It took us several minutes
for anyone to have that idea.
You know what would be better than this?
Us chewing a bunch of gum
and making a big pile.
Jen:
I laughed halfway through that
'cause Link spat in my face on accident.
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
I spat in your face?
Yeah, you accidentally spit gum out
and it got in my face and so I went home.
I just did a quadruplet and it was great.
Are you talking about last night
or you talking about...
something related to this cake?
Talking about last night, this morning, tomorrow.
Think about this for a second,
every single candle that you put in this cake
represents an entire episode of "Good Mythical Morning."
Just think about it, savor it.
This is the one where Link spit in Chase's face
and then he went home.
This is the one where we made Chase dress up like a baby
and then he went home.
Link: All right, how many more?
- This is the last one. - This is the last one?
- Oh. - You know what, Chase?
I want you to watch me put this one on.
Right here.
Rhett: Yeah.
I feel honored.
Thank you, guys.
Oh, I lied, I lied.
- Anti-climax. - All right.
Chase, I want you to...
put that one on there.
Oh, look at that.
- Thanks, Link. - This is so cute.
- Not there. - Oh, okay.
- Maybe... - Not there.
Yeah. Nice.
Rhett: There we go.
- Aw... - Boom!
( bell ringing )
Let's bring it in, let's bring it in.
Hold on, we haven't even lit it yet.
All right, guys, we're gonna light this thing,
we want all the glory,
so why don't you guys go behind the camera?
Yeah.
Let's light 'em up, up, up.
Light 'em up.
Oh, thank you, Link.
Something tells me, by the time we get enough of these lit,
these are gonna be all the way burned down.
We need a new method.
Yeah!
- Can I have one of those? - Sure.
Work your way back.
Oh, wow.
Oh, this is working.
Now, hold on, make sure they all light
before you move out of the middle.
They will light each other
once you get a certain region.
Get on your side.
Will they?
Yes!
Fire spreads, Link.
- Okay. - Oh, that's hot!
Whoo!
Yeah, there we go.
There we go. There we go.
- Gotta get this side. - What is happening over here, Neal?
I'ma...
You're too frickin' precise.
You gotta just...
You're too precise, your precision
is not conducive to this environment.
Link: I'm burning, I'm burning candles!
Okay, here we go! Let's sing!
- ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
Come in, come in, come in.
All: ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy Birthday, new GMM ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
Ah!
Oh! Oh, God!
- Oh, no. - Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Aw, man.
Whoa!
- Rhett: Oh! - Hey!
Whoo!
Oh, my goodness.
Anybody got a knife?
We're gonna enjoy this wonderful waxy cake
in "Good Mythical More."
Stick around to see us read some of your complaints
from our very own GMM complaint box.
Wanna see more flames?
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Get this GMM T-shirt at mythical.store.