This Netflix movie, "Hunger" have epic cooking,
egg fried rice and Asian Keanu Reeves fuiyoh!
You know Uncle Roger have to review.
This the head chef.
He auditioning two new chefs for his restaurant.
- Just the two? - Yes chef.
Good morning chef.
Name's Patt. I was sous chef at...
Did I ask you?
Ooh, so strict.
Uncle Roger like.
Fried rice.
Well, a bit simple, no?
A bit simple.
Bitch, you a bit simple.
Haiyaa...
I know egg fried rice only three ingredient,
egg, fry and rice.
It look simple
but that mean you can't hide behind the fancy,
fancy truffle, caviar, all that fancy bullshit.
All there is, is you and your skill.
Well, a bit simple, no?
This nephew trying out for this restaurant, but so arrogant.
And he looks so nerdy.
So arrogant for what?
You look less cook, more cuck.
This the other niece auditioning.
Wok, nice.
A wok, huh?
Wok huh?
Wok huh? What the hell is wok huh?
Egg fried rice need to use wok?
What you gonna use?
Remember, niece and nephew, when it come to egg fried rice,
don't wokblock yourself.
Uncle Roger should turn that into merch.
What the hell? Fresh rice from rice cooker?
Haiyaa...
Completely wrong.
See, even Thai Keanu Reeves agree with Uncle Roger.
Leftover rice? Good.
This niece know what she doing.
Fuiyoh, nice fire.
And what is... what the...
What that nephew doing? Haiyaa...
Look at difference between the two fire.
Fried rice, you need big heat.
Otherwise, the rice gonna clump together.
If you make fried rice at home, Uncle Roger understand,
your gas stove not strong enough.
But you making fried rice in professional kitchen.
Don't be pussy.
Turn the fire up.
And look at what that nephew putting in there.
Butter?
For fried rice?
What in the white people is this?
See, oil correct.
Oh my god...
Look at that. Look at that.
Pea, carrot, big ass shrimp.
And this, this all look like sliced scallop.
Big ass sliced scallop.
Haiyaa, so fancy for what?
All style, no substance.
Egg go in, good.
Nice ladle motion.
Leftover rice go in, good.
Ah, see?
See? The look the head chef giving her?
That the closest you can get to Asian parent approval.
Haiyaa, that clumpy rice.
And he just putting whole clump of fried rice in there.
Your pan more crowded than Japanese train.
And see this nephew, when he put rice in pan,
he used the spatula to pat the rice.
Haiyaa, all wrong.
Don't pat rice.
You frying rice, not putting it to bed, OK?
He struggling to tossing.
See? Because your pan too overcrowded.
Haiyaa, little nephew, just go home.
You're not gonna get job here.
You know the big news from Thailand few year ago?
The Thai football team that got stuck in cave?
They all cook better than you.
Fuiyoh, nice tossing. Nice!
Tossing so nice, Uncle Roger have to replay.
Fuiyoh, so much wok hei, see?
Ooh, the stirring.
Nice, nice, nice.
If that head chef is Asian Keanu Reeves,
then this niece can be John Wok.
Haiyaa, of course that idiot nephew
gonna play thing like this.
Fine dining people
always love putting expensive seafood head
in middle of food.
You ever notice this?
Niece and nephew, fine dining just mean boring food,
but with shrimp head staking up.
This nephew fried rice so terrible,
Uncle Roger thought he gonna break out chili jam.
Yeah!
Ew...
Look at this rice.
Look how oily it is.
This fried rice so much oil,
Greta Thunberg gonna protest it. Haiyaa...
And see?
You can see the reflection inside.
Mulan gonna start singing when she see this rice.
Mm...
But look at this niece fried rice, this proper fried rice.
Look at this.
Every grain separate.
Got little bit of charness, no clumping of rice.
Fuiyoh!
Who know?
Maybe she even added MSG.
If this is real show, Uncle Roger would give her aunty title.
You know, this fried rice look very similar
to fried rice Uncle Roger make on Uncle Guga channel.
Because when Uncle Guga invite me over,
he have big outdoor wok burner, 100,000 BTU.
For comparison, niece and nephew.
Your gas stove at home, maximum 10,000 only.
I know it very dangerous, but remember,
good fried rice worth burning your house down for.
Oh no.
Head chef gonna taste test.
Huh?
See?
The head chef take one look
and he don't even want to try the shitty fried rice.
Good. Have to make that nephew feel bad.
Because bullying is how we improve other people cooking.
It look delicious.
Uncle Roger can almost smell it from here.
- You, go home. - Good.
Hey, Chef!
- You saying I failed? - Don't talk back.
Don't talk back.
There's no way this hick-chick's fried rice is better than mine.
- I'm a graduate from... - I told you to get out of here.
Shut up now. Go home.
I told my mom I was gonna work for you. I'm not leaving.
Ooh, see?
See what happened?
Ooh, that slap sound more satisfying
than your whole cooking.
Uncle Roger don't like workplace abuse.
But because this nephew don't work there yet,
slap the shit out of him.
Slap.
He too rude, talking too much.
Talk too much.
I repeat.
These culinary school graduates.
These classically-trained idiots have no imagination.
Uncle Roger like this guy.
He like the successful version of Uncle Roger.
One day, Uncle Roger gonna open my own restaurant also.
But I won't call it hunger.
Calling a restaurant hunger a bit weird.
That like calling your bar sober.
Niece and nephew, have you watched this show?
Let Uncle Roger know.
Bye bye!