Hello and welcome to episode 2 of James's Tech Reviews
I'm thinking of calling it something different than that I'm not sure whether that's ...
The Teaches of Veitches In the comments let me know what you think
and winner gets a, um ... oh that's not .. continuity .... continuity ... professionalism.
I'm becoming a proper Youtuber guys.
I've got some fairy lights.
Do you use "Waze?"
Waze is what I use to get around in my.. it guides you round the streets, like lots of Uber Drivers
Uber:BOO Lyft:YAY!
Now you can record your own ... GPS ... talkiness.
Talkiness?
Settings.
Voice Directions All Set, let's go!
It's quite possible we have made one or two fairly critical errors.
I'm going to try and bring my own ...
Ok. We're going to need to make a series of illegal manoeuvres fairly quickly.
Second exit, no third exit.
Er, second.
Mate I'm not the one who said go left.
Pull over because we need to rethink our entire decision making process.
Maybe that was me.
Right.
Uh.
Left.
Oh, you missed it.
You missed that one.
In two miles do we even want to go there anyway?
In a quarter of a mile .. what's the point?
I think it's quite funny if I get a bit passive aggressive
You could probably go a little bit faster couldn't you mate?
In seven miles .. this is taking forever.
I mean that is definitely too fast.
Re-routing beep beep beep beep beep
In ten miles keep right. I mean I'll probably just remind you about that at the time.
Traffic is building up ahead so slap on an audiobook.
Like get one of those ones that's really long because you definitely get value for money.
Like a 30 hour audio book.
In half a mile turn left and then immediately wonder what you're doing with your life.
I don't want to be a backseat driver mate but you are going a bit fast.
Why didn't you just get the train?
It probably would have been cheaper. It would have been quicker.
Go right, go right, no left.
Aren't we all just on a road .. I mean we're not.
Go straight on ....
Or take the road less travelled by.
Take the exit you've missed the exit.
This is taking forever.
I SAID TURN RIGHT!
Perform a U-Turn if it's safe to do so or
actually just do it anyway because there's probably no one watching.
Take the exit that is between exit 5 and exit 4
You will be at your destination in seven hours.
Kill me now.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ??
Oh no you can sorry.. I thought it was one way. My bad.
Can't we just turn around and go home?
It's much nicer at home.
You have arrived at your destination.
But just get in, get out and we'll be back home soon.
In thirty miles Turn right
And then everything will be alright
You've gone the wrong way it's like you're
Robinson Crusoe I need you to do a u-turn when it's
safe to do so
I mean that was a ludicrous rhyme
She said baby can't you see I wanna be famous
a star of the screen but you can do something
in between Baby you can
Baby you can I don't know the chords
Beep beep beep beep yeah Are those the chords?
Was that anything like what it was supposed to ..
And baby I love you
I mean some of the right notes were hit then Just not in the right ...
And that has been episode 2 of James's Tech Reviews
I think we should find a better name.
I forgot to mention the fact that these are available for download.
I'm sharing, I'm gifting it to the world.
Just follow the link here ..
I'm in a hotel.
Look how nice it is.
Fancy.
I've just had scones.
No big deal.
Disclaimer.
Don't actually use these.
I mean they're, if not actually dangerous, fairly distracting.
Do not use these when you're driving.
I mean.
Use them for a bit.
Just ... Do not use them.
I will get into big trouble.
Hang on, I meant to get the fire in the background.
Ahhhhh
I think, genuinely, I think YouTube is going to be big.
I'm gonna say it.
that's why I'm getting in on the ground level before anybody's really heard about it.
Ahhhhh Do a little subscriby.
You need to click the little bell thing.
Then you get "Alerted" to my "content."
Which is actually how a lot of people have described sexual manoeuvres with me.
As being '"alerted to my content."
I can't believe I said that.
I'm going to be slamming out a lot of vids.
If you get my, er, gist.
Can we stop doing this?
I think people are going to unsubscribe if they see this.