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This woman makes dynamite beans.
I do
PINTO
PINTO PINTO
Yeah, they're pintos, ask Anderson.
And let me say something about those beans as well.
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey!
Okay, moving on
Governor O'Malley, during birth, how do babies exit the mother's body?
Wait, so the babies come out somehow
Wait, I just gotta think how
It's a simple question
Where do babies come out of the mommies?
I believe that, uh, most come
I would say
that there was a way that they move from the interior to the, up into the uvula -
CAN I HELP YOU?
I don't like how she stares
It's super creepy
And I think I can say where babies came from without you blinking at me.
I'm serious, you need to stop, ok?
HAVE FUN IN STARING CLASS.
I have a foam finger.
You ready?
Ahh, Secretary Clinton just activated a "Noun Challenge"!
Senator Sanders, you have 13 seconds to list 10 nouns
Starting now
Okay
Grizzly
Cute Squirrel
Bugs
Coffin
Pig
Smoothie
Ghost
Heavy Kid
Come on, Bernie, think!
Oooh, time's up for Colonel Sanders!
Hey look, I see a dead person
Oh really, where?
He's got your eyes.
Ahh, he shouldn't said that
Golly jeepers, there's no doubt about it
I like to start with a vacant face.
mhm
mm HM mmm
mhmmm HM hmm
mhmmmm HMM hm
Wait Anderson, I got more!
Bench
Match
Performer
Pony
Gremlin
Chocolate
Cinnamon
No, no, Bernie
That game's over, remember?
What's that?
We just did this
I'll punch ya!
Anderson, I'm all disappointed
I spent five dollars on a piñata
And I wanted to have that bull
And then they bring me this weird firebird and set it up there
And I said "Hey, you better gimme it or I'll shove somebody."
Hey everyone, do you know him?
No
No I do not / no
Not at all.
Yeah, okay
Jimmy, I'm sure you'll make a friend someday
A friend that doesn't treat you like human waste
Poop
Jimmy, aghh
Shush, Jimmy
Shupta, 'kay?
Okay, on to the next question:
Should I get a scooter?
Hey, the white boy thinks it's scooter time!
Ummm
Uh, the ride's gonna be scary, you know, Anderson
Cuz, i-i-i-it's freeing
And, you know, I don't know where you're gonna be riding it
Mainly to the cleaners
Hnck hee heee heee
Yeah right!
hee hee heeee heh heh
Oh.
Cool.
So you're having a dream that it's your birthday
You see the frozen cake and you wanna go and dump it all over someone
Yet everyone there is a fancy butler
What do you do?
Well, I wanna have three lunch bags in my car
And I'll punch a pin in that one
That one weird bag that made a reuben too big to fit
WHY'D YOU GUYS BRING THEM UP??!!!
Uh, I heard his heart could blow up
Mmm-hmm
And also, look at his knuckles
I wonder what that means...
You know, I'm vvVVVVvv-very happy to have
mold and pimples on the left side of my leg
And asparagus on the other side
mm HM mmm
Okay, now it's time for "Drawing Corner"
Where the candidates will talk about the drawings they made earlier in the evening
I guess we'll start with you, Senator Sanders
This is a red high-chair
I wanna have a baby
So I can bop it with a sharp peanut shell
'kay, that's freakin' weird
Governor Chafee
My drawing's neat, pal
I drawed this little kid who smashed his nose
Because I think that's hysterical
Yeah, that picture's great
Uhh, Senator Webb
Mkay, there it is, that's it
What it looks like is
A robber that stole fruit and a brownie
And now the dummy
Gave all his milk away
Okay, that didn't happen
You bet it didn't
Governor O'Malley, let's see yours
This is a cup
With eyes that flash
And some of y'all cannot afford one
Expensive cup with eyes, yeah that's great
Secretary Clinton
Uh, I drew this bird that shoots a man in his pee wee
And I think that it really should have more wizards
Hey Anderson
I need to say my poem!
I went trespassing in the forest
Fishy, fishy, jumps
That monkey peeped a rhino
And I had to bounce
Old hotdogs are juicy enough to drink
I love
these beans
DESTROY THE MYSTERIES AND
then go fight Chewbacca.