-Hey guys.
So today, I'm gonna be talking about girls,
feminists, to be exact.
And if you don't know what a feminist is,
they are girls who are very... pro girls.
And when I say "pro girls," I don't mean like lesbians
or professional girl-ers...
I'm talking about who seek equality between men and women.
Actually wrote this video a long time ago,
but I never filmed it because I thought
feminists would be offended.
-Oh, you think just because we're girls,
we can't handle a joke?
-What? No, I never said that.
-Why do you have to make the girl character stupid?
-Well, I have guy characters just as stupid as you.
-Oh, so now you're calling me stupid, huh?
-Yes.
Then I thought to myself,
there's no reason why they should be offended.
I'm all for equal rights between men and women.
I agree that women should get paid
the same amount as a man if they're doing the same job
and a woman should not be looked down on by a man,
but if you want equality, everything has to be equal.
Not just certain things; guys want equality too.
For example: why is it traditional
for a guy to open a girl's door,
but a girl never does it for a guy?
Why is it customary for guys to have to risk rejection
and ask out girls all the time?
Girls hardly ever ask out guys.
Why is it gentleman-like for a guy to pay for a meal?
Girls say it's so sweet when guys bring them gifts
and flowers and candies, and what do we get? A free hug?
And why is it that there's a Girls' Day,
but when it comes to boys, it's Children's Day?
I'm not saying that I want all of these things,
it's just that if you're talking about equality,
you're basically asking us to treat you like a dude,
which we would love to do if it were acceptable.
One of the most popular complaints from girls is that
guys don't spend enough time with their girlfriends.
Well, when you think about it, it goes both ways.
That's what he said.
See what I did there? Equality.
-Come on, I don't wanna watch you play
video games all day.
-Why don't you spend some time with me?
Pull up a controller; there's two of 'em.
-But I don't like playing video games.
-And I don't like shopping.
-Well, you know what? I'm a girl. I want attention.
-And I'm a guy. I want--
Another complaint that girls always have is that
guys are always shallow and they only care about
sex and how girls' bodies look.
Then why is it okay for girls to say...
"Dear Ryan, can you introduce your abs to us,
less than three?"
But then if we say...
"Dear girl, take yo shirt off"
it's offensive?
Girls are just as bad as guys;
it's just that they get more offended.
Girl, you got nice boobs.
-[scoffs]
-Can you imagine if guys were that sensitive?
-Ooh, I like your muscles.
-[scoffs]
My point is that it doesn't matter if you're a male or a female.
So again, don't think that I hate feminists,
because that's not true at all.
I'm just raising a point that both sexes
have positives and negatives.
So stop complaining about the other sex
and just love yourself for who you are.
Nobody's perfect. Stand up, do it like a dude,
and abracadabra.
I just named like four Jessie J songs, I don't know why.
Anyway, thank you so much for watching,
hope you guys enjoyed it, peace out guys...
and girls.
Yeah, this video's not gonna help me get a girlfriend.
Teehee!
[scoffs, then laughs]