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usually in this day and age mobile games
are typically well
not very good with the immense
saturation of the mobile gaming market
ninety percent of games go dead in under
a week because they are almost always
bland and unfun to play with even more
blander ads so when game developers on
the mobile gaming market make the most
blandest game ever and turn it into a
horror game what is the result is it the
most scary experience you will ever play
in your life or is it simply just
another garbage title that isn't scary
in any way well here at funny far
corporations that's what i tend to
figure out so get your popcorn out boys
because in this video we're gonna be
exploring even more bad mobile horror
games before i start i do want to stop
and appreciate everyone that subscribed
to the channel as we are currently at 2
750 subscribers as of writing this video
thank you everyone for this and i
predict in a month span we'll be getting
to 3k but other than that let's get
started
the first game we're going to be playing
is train 666 and suffice to say this
game is really boring looking at the app
store this game has about 27 ratings
that rounds up to a 3.3 on the app store
and an honor will mention to this review
right here saying that he got a virus on
his phone for playing train 666. on my
first playthrough i was immediately lost
and was wondering where i was supposed
to go every area led to an invisible
barrier except for the train track i
assumed this is where i was supposed to
go but as it turns out it's not and i
fell out of the map
the player in this game is extremely
slow and getting somewhere as simple as
point a to b just feels like a chore to
do once i restarted the game i figured
out that there was this little door he
can go through in the train and then i
proceeded to enter it now the player
assumes that he's on a normal train but
he's actually on a train that is full of
spooky monsters thankfully though they
can't hurt you in any way and you can
even go through some the gameplay is
about walking around the train until you
witness very scary jump scares while
your character moves at negative mach 5.
there's not really much to say about
this game other than that you walk in an
endless train for 10 minutes you get to
see a lot of ghosts like these these and
this after about 10 minutes you can
finally leave the train only to realize
that the place is on fire who knows it
wasn't really obvious where to go from
here as i couldn't jump anywhere so i
just decided that i should go under this
train and
okay overall this game was pretty scary
okay but seriously there was barely any
gameplay involved and the jump scares
were extremely mediocre and if someone
says in the reviews that they got a
virus from the game then i think it's
safe to say that you should not play
this game in any way well bye bye train
666 let's move on to the next game
the next game we're going to be playing
is clown neighbor escape where a really
scary clown is in your neighborhood so
you need to go into his house and commit
vandalism in order to beat the video
game according to the ratings on the app
store all the 40 ratings made the game
get a 4.4 which is well above average
one of the five star reviews is this one
by richie tozer i'll let you read this
review on your own because it's just
gold anyways back to clown neighbor
escape the story is that your new
neighbor is a suspicious clown and you
decide to figure out what's wrong with
him
find the key and open the door to the
second section of the house obviously
when we see a clown rent a very rich
mansion our first instinct is that he's
suspicious and we need to figure out
what is wrong with him once i started
the game i immediately went to other
houses around the neighborhood to test
out the controls you can duck jump and
throw objects around the map unlike the
last game but the lighting in this game
is really poor and the graphics are even
poorer but low graphics doesn't exclude
the game from being bad let's see if the
game is actually really good
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okay maybe it's not as good as i thought
it was when you start the game there are
a number of levels that you have to go
through of course starting out with
level one one of the main things that is
holding me back from continuing to play
this game is that clown neighbor escape
completely bombards you with adds i
stated this in previous reviews but this
game makes you watch ads during gameplay
and hitting certain buttons punishes you
with 30 second ads i eventually
completed level 1 which was supposed to
be finding a key to access another part
of the house but i just couldn't be
bothered to play this game anymore
because any button i pressed resulted in
an ad i turned the wi-fi off and the ads
kept coming screw you clown neighborhood
escape let's move on to the next game
the third game we're gonna be playing is
last night at horror now i'm gonna be
real with you although this game isn't
scary in any way and has countless flaws
which we'll be talking about later this
game was a lot of fun at the beginning
of the game you get into a vehicle and
you start driving around the map trying
to find a spooky mansion and even though
the controls weren't that responsive it
was a fun way to start the game out a
minute after we started driving around
the area you get attacked by a spooky
monster and we arrive at the spooky
mansion once we go inside the mansion
our goal for the next 15 minutes of the
game is to find seven notes and if that
sounds familiar to you yeah it is this
game is basically using the slenderman
formula but it does have a couple of
things that makes it stand out for one
there's a freaking gun that you can use
and shoot monsters with there's also a
full-on inventory ammo you can pick up
med kits and even a shotgun which i'll
get to later around the map are monsters
you can shoot and kill they're extremely
slow but also really tanky taking up the
six shots in the face to kill each item
has an option you can either equip use
or destroy for some reason some notes
are either point blank right in front of
you or in a locked off room that you
need to unlock in order to get it
speaking of unlocking doors this game
has keys lots lots and lots of keys for
some reason all of them look the exact
same and when you pick it up it just
says the door has been unlocked and now
to the flaws of the game this game is
extremely dependent on just jump scares
to keep befriend it will just be jump
scare after jump scare after jump scare
never letting down and continuing to
make spooky stock sound effects there
was also a point in the game where i
completely fell from the map because of
hyper optimization and finally the
shotgun not only does it look like it
was ripped off straight from the left at
2 animation but the shotgun doesn't deal
that much damage and for some reason
fires one pellet at a time it was fun to
use but you instantly lose your gun
because this room holds the last note
card after getting the card there is
this exit door that you can go through
and you beat the game overall this game
has a lot of potential to be a decent
game to play in your free time but the
cons definitely seem to be overweighing
the pros let's see what the next game
have to offer
the fourth game we're going to be
playing is dead eyes which features very
scary wolves anime characters and spooky
snow observing the app store this game
has 14 ratings with 3 out of 5 stars
this review is saying that the controls
don't work and that it's frustrating and
this one is saying it's amazing 10 out
of 10 i'll let you choose who's telling
the truth the game starts with a
cutscene of a plane crashing you crash
somewhere in the arctic regions the goal
for right now is to follow the blood
trail while we take in the spooky
atmosphere after about five minutes of
walking around you can see an anime
character wounded and a dialogue scene
appears
i was trying to escape this place
i don't know what's happening to me
i thought you were dead
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and what's worse that beast is coming
back we're both dead it attacked me once
and now it's coming back for more take
the gun it's our only chance
tap enemy to shoot after that epic
dialogue scene we have to kill five
wolves with a large gun it's fairly easy
but the only problem is that the wolves
clip into the snow being almost
completely hidden thankfully this game
has checkpoints so if you die you'll
restart somewhere close to where you
were anyways after we kill the five
wolves the anime man turns into a spooky
monster and we shoot him
now i'm feeling big ouchy thankfully
though before he died he gave us a key
to go into the hotel but before we go
there we have to shoot again more wolves
once we get into the very high graphic
hotel we shortly realized that it's
abandoned after about five minutes again
wandering around another anime character
appears and is trapped in a spooky
dungeon although this is a hotel i don't
know why they would have dungeons and
this person has yet another dialogue
scene i need your help
but we need to stay quiet after the
crash i woke up here please help me i
tried to unlock the door but there's no
key please help me before they come back
like the funny anime guy said we need to
get a key where you need to go all the
way back from the start just to grab it
and then go all the way back again it's
very clear that this is padding and it
doesn't help that a spooky monster is
constantly playing jump scares and for
some reason sinks into the ground
anyways we opened the door yippee but
then she gets kidnapped again
so we go rescue her
and then we shoot her wow
for the last game i thought it would be
appropriate for us against the christmas
mood so for the next game we're going to
be playing santa horror for footage
recording's sake i put this on easy mode
and now i'm in the game about 30 seconds
into the game i notice that the map
layout is just a possessed school from
slingy tubby's three so we're already
off to a good start in this game you
need to find 10 pictures and escape the
school for good while santa claus
wanders around the map you can crouch in
this game to hide from a spooky santa
which is a nice touch but the character
in this game also moves extremely slow
just like train horror 3d but this time
you can sprint although you still be
fairly slow an interesting mechanic in
this game is that you can survey cameras
and watch as santa walks around the
school at first i was rather confused on
what to do since i didn't really know
what the paper looked like there were
candy canes in the game but the grammar
was so utterly poor that i didn't really
know what their use was eventually i saw
what i was supposed to grab keyword
supposed to because no matter how many
times i clicked it it just wouldn't let
me grab it this happens on the cameras
too not being able to activate it for
whatever reason so unless there was some
sort of deeper meaning behind this this
is the only game in the entry that i did
not complete you probably wouldn't miss
out on much the game would probably just
end with a stock image of the school
exploding in the background and that's
all the horror games we're going to be
playing today thanks for watching this
video and stay tuned as i plan to make
more of these videos in the future like
i said in the beginning of the video i'm
very close to 3 000 subscribers so it
would be very nice to hit that milestone
by the end of 2021 merry christmas and
i'll see you in the next video
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