You don’t know how to swim.
Yes I do!
Uhhh No. No you don’t.
Look, yesterday was the third time.
Ewww what just happened?
I don’t know.
I think that was your bone
See like right here —
Oh well no
That’s more like rope
You’re the buttcrack of your whole family
Good morning
I said good morning
Sup
You want more chips
Hmmm
That’s way cool, William
I know you’re not talking to William the button
Why? He’s so brilliant
Drink your hormones
Those are for you William
Roaches!
And I’m having to kill them with my own bare feet!
Ewww, eww , eww , ewww
OK, you see the building with the sorta kind of—
Wait, you know what?
I can see you can’t tell where I am pointing
How will I ever explain human stuff to you?
You never get it
It’s okay that you can’t point straight
That’s what she said
Oh that’s wonderful
What is this cheese?
So why are you wearing this?
I wanted something that just wasn’t too fancy and weird
Well, I think it’s pretty
Pretty dangly
Mmm,
yeah, that was frickin gross
But there is something cool about doing that, so
Yep
Yes!
I don’t know why everybody sto—
One last time
I’m gonna go
Look, I’ve grown up!
Hug me!
Hey, I got to confess something
I lived with a squirrel in Korea
It’s all good, it’s all good
Ha Hah Hah Hah
Hey, you can rent a tuba
Why rent when I can own?
Let’s stand up!
Someday I’m gonna let a naughty bird get into your van again
This will cause it to stink
And then you’ll clean up in there
Hey! Are y’all messing with my punkins?
I am embarrassed to say your name
Duncan Idaho?
You’re not ‘posed to actually say it
You ever had lung pie?
What is that?
You don’t know?
my sternum!
That’s lung pie
Some days you can’t see your feet
But they’re there
Whatever, I don’t want to talk to you at all about dad
Is he dating Brenda?
I don’t know
Everyone told me about that girl
She has creature features
He go to her party?
Well it was her birthday
Yep
Don’t forget about your fruit
I put the Apple Jacks all over it
Sorry about your feelings
I appreciate that, peanut
They have been quarreling
I’m feeling sexy my love
This is one of my lines
And that's about it