- Can we ID fast food hot sauces while blindfolded?
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good Mythical Morning.
- As you may know, we are no strangers to the world
of professionally bottled hot sauces,
see Episode 644, but today,
we are donning blindfolds and feeling our way through
the magical doors of some of our favorite fast food
establishments to see if we can identify
their fast food hot sauces.
It's time for Hot Sauce Tasting, One More Time!
Fast Food Edition.
As you can see, we can't.
- We will be tasting hot sauces from five different
fast food establishments, including Taco Bell,
Del Taco, Jack in the Box, Bojangles, and Chik-Fil-A.
And as a bonus, we will have a Saucenstein Round.
(thunder)
- What?
- That's where we combine two different sauces into one.
- Ooh. Let's taste!
- [Voiceover] Round one!
- The sauces will be served to us
on the patent-pending saucy finger.
Because I always like to get a little dab
of sauce and put it in my mouth, you know?
- Right.
But if you think you might need
something more than a finger, we each have hotlines,
two each, a nom-nom nugget, and a trusty taco,
because sometimes you might want to find out
if it's a taco sauce or it's a chicken sauce.
- I'm going with the finger at first.
- Okay, let's bring in the finger.
- I think it's already, oh, it is.
- Mmm.
That's a lot of rubber.
- Whoo.
- That's hot!
- That is a spicy--
- Whoo! Man.
- That's a spicy sauce, y'all.
It's very, ooh, I might have to hiccup here.
(strained laugh)
- Now, the first thing I say is that
definitely is a taco sauce,
it's a taco region, right?
It's not a chicken sauce.
- It does have a Mexican food kind of a, egg--
- And I haven't had--
- It's beggin' for it.
- Taco Bell's always changin' it up, you know?
And then I don't typically partake in Del Taco,
and I haven't had a Jack in the Box
taco except on this show.
(making bird call noises)
Man.
Okay.
- Come on, little birdie, tell me, tell me the answer.
- I've got a guess.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one.
- Jack in the Box.
- Ohh! - Hey!
You can feel my, you can hear my elbow coming up.
- I thought about it, you just kept going "whoa, hey!"
- Gimme five!
- [Voiceover] Round two!
- Okay, let's bring in the next saucy finger.
It's actually the same saucy finger,
it's just been dipped in something else.
Might I say, that the saucy finger, man,
is really, he's a doctor.
Oh, gosh!
I just got it on my nose.
- I just got to know my saucy finger.
(laughs)
That's good. That's good.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
- I'm gonna try a line on this one
just to confirm my suspicions,
please bring me my nom-nom nugget.
- Typically when someone has stuff to do with me
with a rubberized glove on--
(laughs)
- Oh, gosh.
- I don't say, "Hey, put the finger in my mouth."
(laughing)
- You just say, "Take that glove and throw it in the trash."
- [Stevie] Your nugget is in front of you.
- Where? Oh.
- So you're thinking this is chicken,
you want to confirm it.
- Oh, is it still on the hand?
(crew laughing)
Okay, the saucy finger man's still got it.
- Man, what could this be?
- Okay.
- [Link] It is a thicker sauce.
- Mmm. Got it.
Oh gosh!
I'm spittin' everywhere.
- Ooh, it's hot.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Chik-Fil-A.
- I didn't even need a nugget.
I think it benefited you 'cause we agree.
- Yeah, whoa, yeah!
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Round three!
- Sauce, sauce, baby, one more time.
Okay, it's coming in here.
Oh, there it is.
For a second I thought that was a real finger.
I got scared.
- Oh you fished it up.
- But that wasn't your real finger, was it?
Don't. Was it?
- [Crew Member] No.
- Okay, don't do that.
- Huh. Wow.
This is so subtle.
- This one is not as hot as the first one,
it's making my nose run though.
- You haven't used a hotline yet, man.
- This is the second-hottest sauce.
And I don't love it.
Okay.
- You don't love it?
- I don't love it.
But I'll guess.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Del Taco. - Taco Bell.
We finally disagree.
- Oh, we diverged.
- Uh-huh, that's right.
- You think that's Taco Bell, huh?
- I did, I said it.
- It feels like an imitation Taco Bell.
- [Voiceover] Round four!
- All right, sauce me.
(crew laughing)
- That's weird.
I'd like to taco-ize that.
Usin' my hotline!
Want that taco.
- [Stevie] Taco's in front of you.
(crew laughing)
(chewing)
- Mmm.
- I'm so confused now.
- That taco is not good.
(crew laughing)
Whatever that was, being on a taco,
made the taco worse.
- Ohh. I think I'm gonna double back again.
I'm gonna double back.
- That was, that wasn't right.
- [Stevie] You ready?
- I hope.
I didn't think that would help me, but it did.
Okay.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Jack in the Box. - Bojangles.
Or should I say Bojangles,
I'm makin' a B with my hands, Rhett.
- Oh, you think that's Bojangles sauce?
Wow, you know what?
I think it might've been.
- I don't know.
- [Voiceover] Round five!
- Bring it, finger.
That's definitely not your finger.
'Cause it didn't flinch when I bit it.
Oh! There's something floatin' in this one.
(crew laughs)
- It's chunky.
(coughs)
- Ohh. Oh, it gets hotter.
- Golly. I need a taco, I need my trusty taco.
- I need a nugget!
I need something, I don't want anything on the nugget,
I just want to eat the nugget.
- Oh gosh, I think I've fallen way behind,
I'm questioning everything about hot sauces.
- Just give me the nugget.
- [Stevie] Your hotlines are in front of you.
- That's a big nugget!
- Mmhmm. That's a good nugget.
- That's not a nugget sauce, though.
- There was no sauce on my nugget.
(chuckles)
- Oh, you just had a nugget just for the nugget's sake?
- I don't know what hot sauce has chunky stuff in it,
it didn't taste bad, I think it was the second-hottest
sauce we've tasted this morning.
- It's definitely a taco sauce,
but who puts stuff in there?
I'm gonna guess Jack in the Box for the third time.
- Del Taco can get pretty desperate.
- Yeah, but it's either Del Taco or Jack in the Box,
because Taco Bell would never do this.
- Okay, I'm ready.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Del Taco!
- We agree.
(crew laughing)
- Hey.
- All right, Stevie, where do we stand?
- [Stevie] Link, you have one point.
(chuckles)
- What? I was thinking he had them all right!
- [Stevie] Rhett, you have two points.
- Ohhh! Two for you!
- It's anybody's game. - And two is me.
- Going into this magical, scary round.
- [Voiceover] Saucenstein!
(electronic warble)
(thunder)
- Storm coming in!
- Ohh, aah.
Okay.
- Is it over?
- Yes, I believe so, I can't see--
- They're adding it in post,
and I don't know when it's over.
- Let's bring in the Saucenstein saucy finger.
- How is this gonna be doable?
Oh, okay.
I got a little poke.
- Wow.
(smacking lips)
So strange. I think--
- First of all, whatever those two that were mixed,
that is a good sauce.
- It's a very good sauce.
- Mixing those two is good!
- Oh man.
- So whatever we find out it is,
we gotta go to those two places
and just keep it in our pockets.
- Ugh, I have a guess but it feels so wrong.
- I have a guess and it feels so right.
'Cause I'm going for the win.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Just a reminder, guys,
this is worth two points.
- Yes, I can do it.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Chik-Fil-A and Taco Bell. - Taco-Fil-A.
Oh, dang it! No, I change mine to Del Taco-Fil-A.
Nope, I have to change, yep,
I have to change both of 'em to win.
Del Taco and...
anything but Chik-Fil-A.
(laughs)
Bojangles and Del Taco.
That's my guess.
I'm trying to win.
- I said Chik-Fil-A and Taco Bell. Okay.
- [Stevie] It is called "Chik in the Box."
It's Chik-Fil-A and Jack in the Box,
which makes Rhett our winner--
- Yes!
- [Stevie] I pronounce you crown prince
of fast food hot sauce.
- Ohh! I get a hot sauce scepter!
With pepper on it!
I issue my first deed, it's...
Mmm.
Link has to drink slough water.
- I'll do that.
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- I'm Kelly, I'm Ava, and we're from
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- We've got a whole chapter in the Book of Mythicality
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- My mom's a celebrity to me, man, she's watching,
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