[YMS] Don't do it.
Don't do it.
It's not worth it. Four out of ten.
It was bad.
It was the most disappointing movie of the year.
The difference between this one and the original...
I understand that it's a remake of a movie that wasn't necessarily perfect
but people enjoyed it. Even if it was partially for its flaws.
The difference between having a flawed 80s movie where they had two dollar budget,
and it was made over the course of five or however many years,
and actors dropped out half way through the shooting and they had to put other people
in wigs to replace them and this movie would be that this movie had tons of money
and the decisions that they made that were stupid were planned decisions.
It was like the audience is stupid therefore, we can do this.
Ya know what they didn't have in the first movie and they had in the seq--
uhh, remake?
A fuckin' plastic jerrycan blowing up because someone shoots it.
What year is this?
Really?
How can you--
How can you expect to get away with that in a movie?
It's frustrating. There is a good chunk of the movie,
about 20 to 40 minuets smack dab in the middle,
where it gives you the desired effect of
oh my god that's gory, squeamish, cover your mouth,
intense action, oh my god that looked like it hurt,
I cant believe they just did that, that's kind of pushing the boundaries of a rated R movie.
Yeah, they had those moments and they were effective
but the majority of the movie is bullshit.
The very first opening scene, I was kinda pissed because the director said, in several interviews,
"Oh, we're going to use little to no CG 'cause we learned by watching the Thing."
And I was like "Okay. This looks promising."
Uhh, no. Opening scene, CG fire burning someone to death.
That looked cool.
That was really realistic.
Opening shot of a move, that where you're supposed to hook your audience in.
'Cause if you don't scare them at the very beginning
or at least have some sort of exposition that’s interesting
then the exposition that you're left with after the opening scene is boring as fuck
and makes you want to think about other things that aren’t happening
because they know that the characters aren't interesting,
they know that every line of dialogue before the actual action takes place is just filler bullshit.
But they put it in there anyway because that's a movie formula.
Seeing a demon on the ground lifting up a jeep with one hand?
Yea you can believe that it's like super demon strength, that's fine.
but, ya know, it would be cool if she tossed the jeep over and had it flipped over
because the way that they filmed it was
I'm lifting my hand. and then we're going to cut the shot to a different angle,
over top of the jeep, so you can see the jeep being tipped over
while the demons still on the ground and its like,
so how long is her arm?
It's just a bunch of annoying stupid shit like that.
Characters making ridiculous, retarded decisions
and then having them expect you to feel for characters that you have no reason to feel for.
It was bullshit. They ended it horribly.
Everything was bad. Everything was bad except the gore
and whoever made the trailer for this movie, fuckin' Red Band.
Congratulations. I hope you get many more jobs in the future
'cause you did a great job marketing this piece of crap to make it look awesome.
If you wanna watch some awesome gore, if you want to be squeamished out
and have a tone that you wouldn't really find with this movie?
Watch the trailer. Watch it a million times.
It's a million times better than this movie that's for sure.
Go on a fuckin' gore website if you want to be squeamished out.
That's not a word. If you want--
I d- I don't know.
Go on a gore website if that's what you want.
See some real gore.
Be edgy about it.
This movies not worth your time, it's not worth your money.
Don-don't see it.
I'm sorry.