I gotta say this is comedy right here, this is good stuff. She's pretty cute. The only thing that would make this better is *kicks cutout*
Good morning Logang. What's poppin? Good morning manager Jeff. What's poppin?. What's poppin Logang?
Good morning Evan, What's poppin? Oh, what you got, hold on. Oh come on bro.
My man shooting the merch cannon like a savage. Yo, where are you going? Uh?
I don't think i'm gonna be with you today.
No wait, really the whole day? Bro, the Logang needs you. Dude, look at bro we need you. I need you too! Oh
Nice backpack, yo Evan wait way before you go bro. I got something for you.
Take it; you go, and then I got one two will count to three just kidding. Let's got two one one
THATS MA BOIIII!!
That kinda scared me. Are you okay? You need to call Jake Paul. I'll be even more scared. Oh, yeah, don't call Jake.
Bye, Evan probably not smart to be here in my bare feet. This is pure entertainment value.
I'm a savage. I'm fine. I'm a savage get it get it you get it. Just get that yep. Yep. We're out here. Mom.
So I'm sitting here now, and I realized that something cut me a little bit
I'm not sure if it was a plate or Jeff's broom, but you boy got blood on his foot right here
I was gonna take some of this, make a little war cry.
(Chanting)
This is my blood. It's your blood? Where is it? On my face. Oh my God, that's your real blood. Yeah? Oh, I hate that
Yeah, I don't know why I did that. Oh yeah, cause I'm a savage. Get your merch now at loganpaul.com/shop
Oh I got a fun package in the mail here. But first, Brendan's here. Good morning, Brendan. How are you dude?
Logang for life! So before I open this dope package here you have to probably noticed there's somebody we've been missing. That's my boii KONG!
Hi buddy! How are you? Oh wait a second? I'm sorry shit again. Logan are you good bro? This is not Kong. This is the stuffed version.
That's a touchdown. Okay. Yeah, let's open this thing, cause this is actually sick. Here, we'll open it using fake Kong. Oh shit it worked actually.
Yeah, we get we get breakfast burrito shipped to us everyday, bro
Sorry Jeff. I dripped on Jeff. I'm just kidding guys. We thought it was gonna be something else. The new Maverick backpack.
Oh, wait, what. New Maverick backpack, yeah. Here Jeff, can I put this on. Oh shoot yeah uh bro
I don't I thought I had it, but then it just a little okay
But there is one thing I dig in the mail that I know is going. Oh boy Jeffery put that down burrito come help me
Cardboard cutout of you boy. Yeah
Always resting bro. I feel like I'm being rebirth like this is I'm being born again and this time
I'm not even coming out of Imam, Medina
Okay, watch ready. You're watching me finish recording. Yes
How is it bro? Is it like is it dull or anything is burns me?
You're logan Paul. I think anybody's gonna make out dude like if real life or make out with this not. It's not before me
Mmm. I feel like that's a pretty good like I would I would kiss me. I think Jeff would you kiss me bro?
Absolutely weird wait a second. There's more
Looking scare show Edges because we should march on her all the time
By the way like here's how I tricked Ella into posing for this
Hey guys so Anna is doing a photoshoot with Brendan right now. We told her it's for the merch
I told Brendan to have her take like a couple scared ones and like happy ones in sat one plank just for fun
But we're only going to use the scared one
Now we got that which should be good okay, but yeah, I did have an idea
I want to take this down to the street cuz I you know we just hit 9 million followers subscribers guys can we get
10 million, I'm coming for you. You son of a bitch
but what I was saying one recently like I just think you guys are seeing it just getting bombarded like noticed on the streets and
I love it
I love meeting you guys, but sometimes when I'm walking to the source and you guys are like right outside my house
I'm like okay. I like I just want to get milk or like almond milk or like condoms, whatever it is
I put this out there. I think it would be a good distraction
maybe you guys like think it's me, and then I go get a
Loogie no, she Brendan you fell for it
Okay, we're going to be sleek about this. I hope this work. Just walking myself. Oh snap Rosa. Lo games. They're so quiet
That's actually pretty cool unless you wait. That's a bird. It's a rubber bird wait. Is that your bird yes, it's alright
You guys have this or this time you have oh my God. Yes should we bring them upstairs and have them eat Maverick
I think I do all right
You introduced your birth to my vertebra on 117 let's go upstairs and make this happen
Welcome to the crew though. We're gonna have a cop out here. So what kind of bird is it?
Fancy Green Cheek conure forensics Green Cheek conure, Maverick is a sun conure is it a boy or girl?
It's a girl oh my God
Maverick has never been with a female bird that is also a conure ever in his life
Always never smashed little more elaborate baby little maverick babies are oh, so they took any out guys
This is a beautiful bird like I'm not a huge bird person, but I know a pretty bird when I see one hi
How are you? Can you give me a kiss?
Just like every other girl in my life. No my boy. Yeah, you have no idea
No, I know I'm telling you you have absolutely dear idea. What's going down?
Watch this by the way can kiss my see he yeah yeah, look you guys could be in love
This is the first interaction Mavericks ever had with the female bird oh
Oh, he's flirting with you say something back danny all he's not in his head
Bringing critical sidewalk first impressions Maverick, you're not going to be nervous
Who's never used the service you need are you good rap and got it right here for you you go buster. Hey
Yeah, I know just like deep breath
And his time special buddy, Ma look at the yeti
Shoot - I know maverick chicken come on. You're embarrassing yourself. No, you're embarrassing me - okay
You got to start talking screw yourself running from your problems you home now. My bad, okay now
I'm going to put yes
Good idea actually I'm going to put you guys in your cage, and we'll see what happens Maverick. You George Martin George
Yeah, this is cool. This is gone Bonnie with the any Maverick does not like hands
She doesn't like hands going behind him but yeah, he does yeah, it might precise to make simple. Yeah, he bites uh
I don't know like I got stuff to do obviously like you you guys are lovebirds
Literally, okay guys. I think we're going to put up a maverick cam leave them land, and we'll see what happens good idea
Okay, I'm not sure exactly what happened. We go. There's a time lapse. I couldn't see it
Okay, do I feel like this was a pretty good first date. Oh, where you going, okay?
Like I don't know did they make the first date possibly, but yeah, that was fun
Where you go? I want to thank you guys for coming in my house real quick, britney alone. Yeah, that's my baby
Yeah, you're good. I got you guys to march yeah, you're the lawyer this for you. You look like your job
Yeah, and you're a maverick this doesn't bloom at machine
You know what I write you guys know why?
Every time I look at it. It just breaks my heart a little more guys
So if you didn't see yesterday's vlog some lady ran into my brand-new yellow tank don't worry though
My insurance company is handling it. I think I don't know guys but the important thing to remember is
Hey guys look there's the sign that says right turn only a lady must not have seen that yesterday when she turned left
Like like duh, this will be the girl my God like she just ran into me, right
here's an 8 foot tall gleaming white car
I don't know
How you did this yeah? I don't know live questions pay attention and go infinite life questions kids stay in school. Otherwise, you'll hit
300 thousand dollars you let's see what the little gangsters think of this whole situation
They're happy about it actually jinx that if we came out from bad building you were going to come out
I'm leaving so I don't get arrested, but I'm done no good took me
Calling Ella right now because I want my dog back she's a crime like puppy sitter hi hello, Eli. It's me Logan Paul on Instagram
Yeah, yeah for sure anyway. You still caught hopefully yeah, I need to lose him or anything
You've done it twice before did you bring him over you can come as well?
But I'm tired of carrying around fake Kong like he's is not as satisfying to me emotionally oh
Great okay. Thanks. Thank you for bringing my dog back to me. Yeah, honestly. I'm thankful for her
She's been watching calling and stuff for me. I've been busy know where it for isn't totally fake hans and she
today
I got like for this thing on its way
oh
We can you just had surgery?
Where do I dig down no no no? No you can't when you're looking to do the surgery we just got neutered
So he'll lick himself would you take it off?
Nigga, there's like like it'd be you guys walking
this is
No, no, if she seriously, I'm about to cry stop feel my heart running off like that feel our onion
Did you fix my dog in the past like three days without asking me?
Hallo, I watch a lot like another side without you bro. You know if my job does enough clothes right now
What are you? What are you done, you are?
Gobbling your master. He can't reproduce you literally stripped him of his manhood ayla oh
I'm losing my mind I
Was Gonna have you I got you this cool thing. I'm surprised with you. It's the
Like we let me show you how he's barely a man. Oh my God. He doesn't have balls
You have a penis you ride. He's not like dead. How would you russian?
You would you know what that maybe you shouldn't have told me to make this appointment, all right?
This is why I can't be your assistant. This is why?
I fired her cuz she did this
surprise look at Heaven 1 Brad
you illegal me just because of how
Sexy, I am I jose this is comedy writer. This is good stuff
The only thing that would make this better
Calm down. I know I know it's bad, okay
Look now my head isn't as big ego. Goes back it. I'm angry you
Know if you don't use your buzz buzz to get removed, and you don't know about it. Just call ayla
Well, you good bro. Oh hold up hold up hold out little bit only I'm only doing this because you're my boy, bro
That's it for the vlog honey your head
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