- [Narrator] Come to my tour you freaking whore
and you'll endure all of my PLORE.
To door.
Your, you're, your.
My tour is great.
You'll say, Hey,
there's no hate
'cause it's great.
The tour will be fun
you'll enjoy it and laugh.
Maybe win some money,
but not that much 'cause I'm on a budget girl,
I ain't got money to spend girl.
I still gotta pay my taxes.
Okay, bye.
- Crazy.
No.
Oh my gosh.
(upbeat music)
(Mac yelling)
Guys I did something stupid.
(laughing)
Okay, so it is currently one o'clock in the morning.
Currently, not fully sober.
So currently made a not fully sober purchase
that maybe I'm probably going to regret it.
It's okay, she got a business card,
'cause it's gonna be a write off.
I was perusing the internet
and I was watching a fantastic YouTuber, Naomi Jon,
really great channel.
She tries and buys,
and tries to buy,
and girl I'm invested.
She did a crazy video titled
"I bought celebrity dressed dupes
"(for way too much money)"
And I said, no really?
Excuse me.
Way too much money and celebrity?
Girl, here we come.
One of her viewers sent her a website
called The Celebrity Dresses
where they literally create bootleg versions
of the red carpet dresses celebrities wear.
You know the $10,000 dresses they wear at these event?
Yeah, you can buy one for like a couple hundred bucks.
Right then and there I'm sold.
But then she goes to the website,
then she pulls up the red carpet dresses down
and in a flash of a second,
your boy then spotted Met Ball Dresses.
(screeching)
Girl, you know what a bitch gotta do.
You know what a girl about to purchase?
You know a girl had to peruse real quick.
Here I am on the website buying some $200 dresses,
already added the dresses to my cart.
I was originally just gonna buy them
and I was gonna film the video once they all came,
but then I decided, you know what?
There is a medium possibility
these dresses are probably not going to come
looking like the dresses that they're supposed to be.
And being in the state I am in,
I am most likely not going to remember
all the dresses that I got.
Goodness I'm gonna record this now
and tell you guys the dresses that I'm buying
so when I put them on
it's going to be a guessing game for both of us.
Okay.
It will be weeks later trying to remember
who the hell I am wearing.
They came,
and I totally forgot I bought them.
Random poofy packages
was just appearing on my front doorstep
and I was like, girl, what is this?
Opened them up and I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah,
I bought dresses.
I bought expensive dresses and a lot of them girl,
what the fuck.
No one should be giving me my wallet when I am not sober.
Also, I don't know if this is fully legal.
So I'm gonna say I do not condone
this, don't do it.
Here's my list, wow.
Oh my God delicious.
Ordered them all in the biggest size girl.
I don't know dress sizes,
I just know I'm a big man so.
And also starting from the drop, I lied to you.
I lied to you all.
I am so sorry.
It's just our trust issues,
I've just been so long,
I just don't understand it.
Six dresses in total.
Only four of the dresses are from Met Gala.
I know, cancel me.
But when I went onto the homepage girl
there was two dresses that popped up real quick
and I was like,
yes, hold on, yes.
I then realized how much prices were
and I said, girl, okay, hold on let me stop.
I'm gonna tell you guys right now,
'cause I wanna be transparent,
I'm about to spend about 1.4 thousand dollars on dresses.
Celebrity bootleg dresses
that might not even fit me.
So by the time I upload this,
I probably announced my tour, right?
Link in the description.
Please come.
Candice Swanepoel.
Swanepoel.
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Hey, thanks for visiting this channel.
- Hi. - I will show you
how to pronounce this word. - Thank you.
- Let's get right to the - Great.
- Swanepoel. - Okay.
Candace Swanepoel.
2017 Met Gala black strapless ball gown
celebrity dresses TCD7280.
Why'd I go for this one?
Easy, it's big
and I'm a big girl, okay.
Dress looks dramatic
and also all the dress options they have for the Met Gala
are so mundane.
Like they chose the most non-weird dresses of the Met Ball
to recreate.
And you know girl, I wonder why, I wonder why.
You telling me I can't wear Katie Perry's candelabra,
I'm want my money back.
I think because the poof is so big,
I'm gonna look cute.
I'm gonna look delicious girl.
If God didn't want me to serve this look,
why did he create it?
Okay, let's just get that in the circle right now.
(hysterical laughing)
Oh my gosh, it fits.
Did not expect that.
Second of all, we love a gothic quinceañera.
We love was just a really, really great prom, you know?
I don't know how to act. Who is this?
The packages also did not come
with any receipt whatsoever girl.
They said shhh, hush, hush.
This could be a Balenciaga knockoff girl.
I'm just sitting here like,
is that the train?
Oh my God.
Whoa.
Oh no.
Oh, it's over for you bitches.
She's outside.
She is outside.
Let me get a wig. - Hold up.
- Someone call the police.
Her name is Bethany Anne
and she's just happy to be nominated.
Imagine me walking up to the red carpet like this.
♪ Don't you hear me calling you miss honey ♪
♪ I know you hear me calling you miss honey ♪
Wait, let me bring my runway race stride.
♪ The bitch knew that I'll be back ♪
♪ She knew that I was not gone long ♪
Oh.
Do it again, do it again, wait.
♪ The bitch knew that I'll be back ♪
♪ Miss Honey ♪
Oh bitch, who is this?
Yeah, your girl's serving.
This is her territory tonight.
Maybe not, you know maybe not.
I would say definitely not this fabric.
This feels weird.
Also the undercoat white thing is itchy as hell.
It's rubbing against my skin in the weirdest way possible.
I give it a four
out of 10.
First one I saw bitch, not Met Gala,
but it is Rihanna, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Oh na, na what's my name?
What's my name?
You know, black strapless high, low ball gown.
Third Annual Clara Lion Foundation Diamond Ball.
TCD7638.
Oh na, na.
Try pristine Rihanna. That's all you need to know
and that is the reason why I got it. Also on sale.
You'll also notice by the end of this video,
every single dress is apparently on sale.
So girl is that the normal price?
She looks fine, she looks fresh,
she looks dripping.
And you know I'm a fine, and fresh,
and dripping type of girl.
This is a match made in heaven.
I bet you all of coins that this dress will look bomb.
So the under part that came with the dress
does not come with this set.
She's serving, you know.
She's wicked witch of the west right now girl.
She look pregnant, what's happening?
There's a big lump right here.
I don't know what that is.
Girl what is this?
What is this?
Girl, whatever it is, it's broken, okay.
It's broken, it's dangling.
This ain't it. Okay, I'm sorry, this is not Rihanna.
This is like someone trying really hard
to be Stevie Nicks.
♪ And if I only could ♪
♪ Make a deal with God ♪
♪ And I'd get him to swap our places ♪
Girl, no.
I look crazy.
Y'all what's happening?
Why does my camera think my chest is a face.
I'm confused.
I killed Sirius Black.
Girl, I don't even know.
Ooh.
Girl, there's a train.
Oh no.
Oh no, it's got points.
Oh the drama as I walk away.
My chauffer has arrived.
♪ There's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Who? Who? who?
Outta the way.
Okay, here we go.
My chauffer has arrived.
♪ There's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Bitch.
Oh, she running this with her tits out bitch.
Her nipples are everywhere.
Oh, you know she run a company girl.
It don't make bras though girl,
who needs that?
Low key, the train made a difference, okay.
I don't know why I'm not noticing these trains girl.
These trains are changing the game.
I get it now.
Wait, what if I walk up the stairs in it?
Excuse me, I just need some
to poop.
♪ There's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Bitch.
Oh, she's here, don't worry.
Oh wait, no, she's going back, she's going back.
She forgot her bra.
Is this the Rihanna dress?
No girl beat your ass.
But is this now my dress?
Yes. And can you do anything about it?
No.
Do you wanna fight me?
Wow, Jennifer Lopez, who?
I'm sorry, I had a Mariah moment.
Jennifer Lopez Caped blue evening dress
2017 Met Gala TCD7223.
$170.
Please watch this video.
It looks blue, it looks like a cloud.
It's Jennifer Lopez.
It also has a very big cape thingy,
and you know a girl loves a cape.
You know a girl wants to be dramatic in her living room
for one good night.
But I really hope I can put this dress on.
Here we go.
Girl, I don't know who.
Girl, I don't know what,
but this ain't it.
I don't know where the straps are supposed to go
but there's a lot of 'em.
There's like these,
also there's also these things underneath them.
Those like magically attached to my boobs
but aren't doing that girl.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Then it came with this.
Girl, who is this?
What am I supposed to do with this?
Oh, oh, wait, wait.
Girl, why am I a waterfall?
Who is this?
Everything is slipping off from underneath.
I don't know if you can tell.
That's why this sheet's over it girl,
because inside is hideous.
Girl, who is this?
Who made this?
What is this trying to be?
I'm keeping this blue top though.
The dress can go,
but this blue thing is coming to me to a few parties, okay.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Girl, not even the train can save this.
This train is a mess.
Girl, I'm like tripping over myself.
Do you see me?
Let me pose for you real quick.
Maybe I'll sell it.
♪ Miss Honey ♪
♪ Miss Honey ♪ No, I'm not buying it either girl, ♪
I'm not buying it.
Oh.
Girl no.
Don't even sit there and be like, girl, let me try,
let me put it on.
No, no, no.
I'm lost, I cannot find my way home.
Let me do her pose.
No, right, no.
Looks great on Jennifer Lopez,
but girl, not this.
Let me try the stair.
Here comes Mac up the staircase to the Met Ball.
♪Where's the bitch ♪
♪ She got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Girl I can't even walk in this. ♪ Where's the bitch ♪
♪ She's got some nerve ♪ ♪ Here I am and feeling ♪
Oh no, this is a one outta 10.
Once again, Rihanna what's my name?
Rihanna.
White two piece evening dress
2014 Met Gala red carpet gown.
139 shares.
Five stars, 11 reviews.
Girl, this is good.
They said this is the one,
put your money on this.
And I did, all $169.
But hey, it's on sale.
I bet you can't go wrong with Rihanna.
You know what I mean?
She has tits, I have tits.
I'm not even ashamed of that, I have tits.
We're gonna look great.
Rihanna thank you for this,
thank you for this moment.
Oh na, na, what's my name?
Okay, you see.
Why do I have a fabric dick though?
I am so confused by this entire outfit, completely.
I don't know what this is.
I feel like a lyrical dancer.
(dramatic singing)
Who is this?
How am I supposed to?
Maybe, I don't know girl.
Am I supposed to tie it?
- [Narrator] Don't you hear me call you miss-
- Girl no, what is this?
Wait, girl wait, wait
- Don't you hear me call? - No, that makes no sense.
Oh.
Girl, no, no girl.
Girl, this makes no sense.
So this is supposed to be on the back.
The fabric dick is a fabric tail.
Okay, the zipper is the front.
Girl, no.
Rihanna will slap you.
In the actual original dress,
it seems like a seamless piece of fabric
that was kind of tied on her.
On this girl, you can see every stitching,
all the zippers.
Oh, my chauffer has arrived.
♪ Where's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Girl no.
Here comes Mac Kahey,
famous.
♪ Where's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Girl, no.
We're done with that, it's over.
♪ And he will rise up ♪
Zendaya Coleman dark green one shoulder dress
2019 Emmy Awards TCD8653.
Yes bitch, yes bitch.
Of course whore.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
You know I have to, like I have to.
As a gay man on Twitter,
it is my duty to godisify Zendaya.
She looks good in it.
I'm gonna look great in it, okay.
Zendaya I'm better, I'm sorry.
I can be a model too,
I can win an Emmy.
She's giving us emerald mermaid,
her best friend's the Whiz,
you know what I mean?
And I'm gonna give you Emerald goddess.
So here we go.
Oh, is this Zendaya?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh no, not Zendaya.
What's happening?
Oh, over it, it's confused.
You don't know where you're going.
This emerald mermaid drowned girl.
Wait lemme try it with hair.
No.
She's doing the pose where she's like turned around.
Let me try that.
Girl no.
Oh, I need to go pick up my Emmy over there.
♪ Where's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Girl no.
Here come Mac Kahey walking up the stairs.
♪ Where's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Girl no. I feel like a girl drunk at a costume party.
Wait if I pull it up here, girl, if I pull it up here.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I don't know what I'm doing. Runway walk, I can serve it.
♪ Where the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
Yes, the dress fell off as I was walking.
Yes, now you can see my underwear.
♪ But here I am looking fierce ♪
Zendaya did not go through multiple years of "Kidz Bop"
for me to be doing her like this right now.
For me to be outshining her in her own dress.
Zendaya didn't shake it up for multiple seasons
for me to be really serving you these looks.
Stop looking at my balls.
And of course we got Ms. Watson.
Emma Watson black prom evening dress
Met Gala 2013 red carpet.
10 shares, $150.
It is ribbons tied together with the skirt.
I don't know, girl.
The back is a moment.
I feel like I'm going to get very lost
when I opened this dress because I don't know dresses.
I might put this on completely wrong,
but you know what?
That's the fun of this video.
I got confused.
I dunno what this is.
Who this is supposed to be for.
What is going on up here.
But something made me feel like
it was telling me to be this way.
But I am not fully certain. I don't know if I did it,
but I'm taking credit, okay.
Like I'm getting a little pop princess vibe,
you know what I mean? ♪ All the people look at me ♪
♪ That I'm a bitter girl ♪
Oh, oh.
Okay, well, first of all, it's better right here.
I'm just gonna say that.
This is supposed to be dangling behind me.
And then this supposed to be up here.
And here we go,
I am Emma Watson at the 2013 Met Gala.
I'm rich, I was paid millions.
This is franchise money girl, look it up.
My golden chauffer has arrived.
♪ Where's the bitch ♪ ♪ She's got some nerve ♪
♪ Here I am and feeling fierce ♪
No.
You know what it's giving?
It's giving dance recital
contemporary dance number.
♪ And it's change my wings and fly ♪
♪ If I can burn into desire ♪
I will say out of all the dresses I've tried on
this one is the most movable.
But that's about it, girl, that's about all I can give it.
No.
(hysterical laughing)
Not really like a contemporary dancer girl,
I look like I'm in a Sia music video.
♪From the chandelier ♪
You know what?
I give it a five,
and now it's a 10.
I'm gonna tell you right now,
I'm gonna tell you right now
what size I got for every single one of 'em.
26W which I do not know what that means.
Goodwill's gonna have a field day y'all.
I'm might as well try to give these
to one of these thrift stores that pay me girl.
Maybe they'll get me more money
than I actually bought it for.
I can lie to them,
say it's like Alexander McQueen or something.
I don't know.
Is that against law?
Will I get in trouble
or will I just be a businesswoman?
Would I have a Netflix documentary after me girl?
Is she making moves?
Back to my happy place.
Shout out to moteiketsu and @Kaiollieo
for retweeting my last tweet on Twitter.
I said those names completely wrong.
Also, thank you so much to Naomi Jon
for coming up with this video idea
and giving me the inspiration
and also not hopefully getting mad
that I copied you, please, please.
I'm nice okay.
Comment down below,
how sickening was my look?
On a scale of one to sickening,
how house down the boot was I mama?
♪ Miss Honey ♪
Honestly comment down below,
is there any other type of outfits or costumes I should try?
Halloween is coming back up around the corner.
I feel like I just filmed that two months ago
but that's a lie.
Anyways, I'm gonna go.
Check out Naomi Jon,
they're a really great person.
My name is Mac, and don't forget to like, comment, share,
and subscribe babe.
Woo.