i posted a yes style haul the other day
it was a try on haul shortly after it
went live it was deemed
unsuitable for advertisers due to adult
content
and monetization was restricted i was
kind of shocked by this because there
was
no adult content in sight i emailed
youtube and i also sent a tweet
this was my email and this was my tweet
youtube replied shortly after and said
that they'd look into it the next day
a response came back by email that said
your
thumbnail is showing cleavage so it's
not suitable for advertisers
this was my response so i changed the
thumbnail in the hopes that it would
appease the youtube overlords
later that day youtube replied to my
tweet
with this
[Music]
please please read it here let me zoom
in for you
are you reading what i'm reading let's
watch the video back
shall we just quickly nope
nope nope
nope maybe
nope and um definitely no
sorry what was that youtube what did you
say the video contained
good thing youtube isn't my only source
of income because if it was
i'd be living without a paycheck purely
because i'm a woman
appearing on camera fully clothed but
you know who's not a woman
my best friend sam hello
not a woman look at his very masculine
chest hair look
he's a man now
youtube has made it quite clear that my
fully clothed female body is
not advertiser friendly but you know
whose body is advertiser friendly
this bad boy so in the hopes of
recuperating some of the lost ad revenue
that i would have earned
had i been born a man sam is going to
model these clothes for us today
so uh with that let's get on with round
two of the yes style try on haul
with me as your stand in male body
use my body to reclaim your revenue
wow i love this so tight on my
male chest and body and all of my male
hair is sticking out past my masculine
cleavage but i don't have enough
to really fill these in um i don't know
ah apples that works right just
stick those on in there and boom
i'm filling them out properly like
although there's still a bit more
room maybe i should you know what double
down ah
yes yes youtube gaze upon my edible
cleavage
these sleeves are just the best thing
ever like i love the how they
really pop up around my shoulders um
steady on there girls
um i can't take it
oh this one feels like really not it's
not as tight as the last one
although it kind of is because see as
you can see i can't zip this up on my
masculine
body but that's okay that i'm showing a
little bit more skin it's still
marketable
and advertiser friendly i love these uh
little what do you call the
what are these strings i love the draw
strings it just adds a little bit of
focus
around my male belly button so it just
really directs your attention
to my exposed midriff which is still
advertiser friendly i need to stress
that the shoulders i'm not so much a fan
of the fact that they're sitting down
here kind of feels like i don't have as
much
freedom of movement like you can't rock
climb in this
bloody hell give me another try
oh now this one this one is me
like it's not showing off too much so
even though i could get away
with showing all the way down to here
i'm not i'm being very respectable
in this one and it's still got the
drawstrings which are cute as all hell
plus i loved how easy this one was to
get into
it's got so much stretch but when it
sits on my body it
like conforms and it's it's just sitting
so nicely like a very non-sexual hug
across my whole
male chest really says something for the
elasticity of this fabric
and i just alex i'm i'm banging in this
i do you guys agree class matches my
hair this
is the sh right here god i love this one
alex can i do this more often like you
know you'll get all the revenue and you
don't even need to worry if we show up
too much look i'm fine with that that's
excellent ah
go for it ginger
my favorite ginger like ginger alex it's
ginger
don't don't deny me this my favorite
fabric this pattern i love this pattern
also these buttons oh
absolutely incredible i'm worried that
it's showing
off a little bit too much of my
shoulders but again you know my
masculine shoulders have nothing to
worry about
youtube can't come down on me it's a
little bit short but i do love how much
of my masculine torso this is showing
off so
i hope the advertisers are still happy
with this because i know i am man now
this one is comfortable i mean it's a
shame we're going into summer because
i do love me a cardigan and i love the
detail on this one i mean the pearls
oh that is just a touch above and look
at this
we've got thumb holes my favorite
although they're a bit short for my
long masculine ape-like arms but you
know we're gonna make it work
oh yeah do i look do i look hot as a
what
this is actually really snug alex i
where did this come from
this is from yes style sam yes style
you have nailed it because damn this is
a comfy jumper well not a jumper
cardigan pull over what is this this is
why i'm not a professional
i am just here to make sure that alex
can recoup her revenue
using my male masculine advertiser
friendly body
man now another sweater which is
beautiful and these ones
they've actually accommodated for my
long arse arms which is amazing and i
love it you know what else is amazing
the fact that i can get away with
wearing this with absolutely nothing
underneath because hey
not a female in sight or masculine baby
and that is what the advertisers
apparently
like to see best news of all it also
comes in pink
as promised and pink now i'd give a
review of this sweater but it's exactly
the same as the last one just
in an entirely different color a more
feminine color
oh my god alex will we be able to
advertise this
it's feminine we're not allowed to have
feminine
no feminism youtube has won again oh
well that's right i'm just gonna get rid
of this one because uh
oh no that's okay i'm allowed to do this
and it's still advertiser friendly
oh dear my husband has walked in on us
oh no
i should cover myself oh no that's right
there's no female so it's all safe
damn why don't you come see sam
don't worry davey sorry sorry no no no
no that's fine the advertisers still
like this
you don't need to hide anything we can
be who we want to be on camera
that's the worst there is no change
worse just like half she's half done
it's just
the first dress of the day now this one
is really hugging my body something
quite nice and unfortunately my mail
boxes are probably
showing through but that's okay because
i wasn't really planning on wearing this
in public but my legs my hairy legs
look delicious advertisers are you
getting this do you like what you see
like can you can you advertise products
on this video
yeah you why are you falling down these
these sleeves apparently alex had some
trouble keeping the sleeves up
unfortunately her feminine delicate
shoulders weren't
able to support these sleeves but
neither are my
strong masculine shoulders able to
support them they just keep wanting to
like
slip over the edge and then expose just
a little bit
too much
now this and this is the cutest dress by
far unfortunately though if i just do a
little bit of a spin
my broad masculine back
just won't let us do this one up which
is such a shame because it is truly the
cue distress
out of them all i feel incredible in
this and it's just falling
down everywhere oh no hold on let me
just
oh dear and i really love how much of my
legs
it shows off really quite alluring i'm
gonna get
all the girls in this well sam thank you
so much for that you know this was
actually my favorite dress of the video
i can tell why like the fact i'm sure
you can zip it up can't you
i can zip it up on my female body but
unfortunately i can't show you guys
yeah it's not allowed it's not loud it's
forbidden forbidden we're just keeping
the channel clean guys like that's
that's all we're just keeping it safe
keeping it familiar friendly
we are so so with that
thank you guys so much for watching if
you think that youtube is being
ridiculous
you can tweet them these are their
twitter handles you could maybe just
send them just a friendly little tweet
you know just to let them know how
silly they're being dear twitter don't
let me see sam's naked chest again
the funniest thing out of all of this is
that you have more going on in this area
than i do
thanks i've been working out so with
that thank you guys so much for watching
and we'll see you next time
do you need help i can't i can't get her
over my shoulders it'll be fine
is there is there a trick to doing this
how do i
i think maybe you should step into it
really
yeah put yeah step into it all right i
can't get it over my eyes
um it's not even that big
yes oh god is this how you put on
dresses
or or was i meant to step into we're
going up or down yeah we're going down
that's fine yeah yeah just just slide
yeah careful not to touch my knees
we don't want to we don't want to like
take away funding from this video oh
perfect amazing oh good now i put my
arms in the sleeves
that's where napoleon keeps his army in
his sleeves
beautiful gavin beautiful
um alex what alex sweetie can you do me
up