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The person touching right now, whenever you hear this next
piece of music, Mexican jumping beans in your shoes
have become active causing your feet to go 100 miles per hour
into an Irish jig.
Not only will your feet being 100 miles per hour,
your entire body will transform
into that of micro flat leaves of the Riverdance.
You are the lord of the dance. The leave ever dancer.
putting on one hell of a show.
Whenever you hear this piece of music,
listen to it carefully.
Record each and every note
deep in your subconscious mind.
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It's river dancing time.
Here we go! Back him up! Back him up!
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Oh! Hey!
Show what you got. Right over here.
Hey!
The more you clap, the faster people will go.
Hey!
Oh! Look at this!
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Watch where you going? Watch where you going?
Turn around.
Watch where you going?
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Over here where it's safe.
The more you clap the faster people go.
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Show some fancy! Show some fancy!
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Hey! Hey!
Over this!
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The more you clap. The faster people go.
Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
Over here where it's safe!
Over here we're it's safe!
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The more you clap, the faster Steve will go.
Hey!
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Hurry! Alright!
Right here where it's safe! Right here where it's safe.
Hey!
Eyes open. it's easier to see. It's easier to see.
There you go!
Hey! Huh! Hey! Huh!
Oh! Looking good!
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Oh! Right.
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Oh! Looking good!
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Back him up! Back him up!
It's riverdancing time. Here we go!
Back him up! Back him up!
Oh! Hey!
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Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey!
That's pretty impressive! Watch where you're going!
Watch where you're going!
Stay here, where it's safe!
Oh! Hey! Hey
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Such a really impressive!
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Over here Darnell! Over here! Over here!
Where it's safe.
Over here where it's safe.
Oh! There you go!
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Hey!
The more you clap, the faster these people go.
Look at that! He's getting jiggly with it.
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Hey! Oh! Look at us. He's being shown up!
Come on back. Righ over here.
Over here where it's safe! Over here where it's safe!
The more you clap the faster people will go!
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Hey! Huh! Hey! Huh!
Watch where you're going! Watch where you're going!
Oh! Hey!
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Show some fancy! Show some fancy!
The more you clap, the faster Steve will go.
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Oh! Hey!
The more you clap, the faster Steve will go.
Over here where it's safe! Over here where it's safe!
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Show some fancy! Show some fancy!
Oh! Look at this!
Look at that!
One, Two and Three...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Charlie! Whoa!Charlie.
You guys have a seat there. You guys have a seat.
Charlie I was---
I was doing a show you're totally interrupting.
My bad
That's okay! Alright! It's okay!
We take things pretty pretty seriously here.
It's the Marc Savard comedy hypnosis show.
You wouldn't go to Blue Man Group and do that shit?
Would you know you but not so?
You wouldn't know .
What's that?
I don't know I'm out of breath.
What? You don't know why you're out of breath?
Out of breath. Are you a smoker?
Negative.
Okay!
Okay! Well!
Are you Irish by chance?
Negative.
Okay!
You eat Lucky Charms?
Sure!
You have! Alright! Okay!
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