Where was I?
The problem is I think Shane thinks I'm after him.
I'm not after Shane.
My heart is set on Robin.
... or Leah.
And like that ...
It's fate!
"If you need any materials or blueprints, my shop is the place you're looking for!"
I mean that's a coded message isn't it.
When she says, er, "materials or blueprints," she means ...
...
She probably just means materials and blueprints.
Do you think if I gave her an iron bar that would be too much?
I could give her an egg but that might ... that indicates kinda fertility ...
Might be too much. There we go.
"Thanks this is really nice." She loves it!
Loves it! That's what .. that's all it takes.
"Help wanted. I'm running low on Sea Cucumber"
Who isn't man?
Clint, you're asking a lot.
MARNIE, GET BACK TO THE SHOP!
Robin's birthday, the 21st of fall!
Haley. Haley’s the other one.
Haley, Leah, Robin.
I know I keep adding to it but those are the three.
Something smells weird.
It could be the fact that I'm I'm carrying ... my ... an oyst...I don't know
I'm going to give her some pomegranate jelly to cheer her up.
"For me? Thank you!" You've gotta keep the girls happy, you know what I mean?
That's what this game teaches us.
I might actually gen.... I think I should try this in real life.
If life were like Stardew Valley.
That's I that's there's definitely something in that.
I'm going to go around handing out sweet peas
I wonder how much I can farm here though
I really can't be bothered.
Who's that?
If that's Leah we are gol....
It's like, literally, it's the holy triumvirate. [I mean't trinity though I will stand by triumverate]
"I wonder if I could make a collage out of dried leaves?"
That's what I like about Leah; she's creative ...
...and she doesn't mind getting her hands dirty
..and she's just ....
....you know she just ...
I can't believe I met all three
[incomprehensible babbling]
Okay what have I got?
Now
...the only thing I've got (she doesn't want coal, stone, stepping stone path)...
...the only thing I've got to give her that she might actually like...
(I'm not going to give her some clay or an egg)
..is some mayonnaise.
Now, don't ...
That's literally the only thing I can give her
So don't make ... make of ... don't make anything big of that.
It's not symbolic or anything like that
Alright, here we go.
"This is a really nice gift!" No problem.
What she doesn't know .. ooh
I've got another one, I'm going to give her another one.
"You've already given Leah a gift today."
Can't be too keen guys. You can't be too keen.
In Stardew V.
Right. Erm.
Errr
How do I get rid of holding this?
No. Don't. If I throw my my scythe
I have no means of income
No.
Well we're just going to walk around carrying mayonnaise
Because I cannot work out how to stop carrying mayon... maybe
Oh no. Done it!
If one man knows how to stop carrying mayonnaise it's this guy.
And it's only 1:30pm and I have given gifts to all three of the girls I fancy.
Erm
Who's this?
Abigail
Basically I just read out what she says. I don't do a voice or anything.
They're bad.
The Joja Mart. They represent um
Er capitalism. [you can tell from the way I'm saying this that I have no idea what I'm talking about]
The problem is that they also they
That sort of capitalism farms a lot of ...
Generates a lot of erm income which we can then spend on researching pharmaceuticals so ...
I'm torn.
I'm not sure about "Joja" ... "Yo-ha" farm?
Yoya?
Sounds a bit racist.
There's nothing wrong with shopping at the Joja occasionally.
I haven't done it yet but I'm not I don't mind doing it.
I tell you what she's not getting any mayonnaise.
That is disgusting... it's the only it's literally the only thing I had.
Shall we check on the, let's check on the er on the chicks.
Er, after checking on the "chicks." [super happy with this excellent joke]
Hey guys!
Ooh you have laid some eggs for me
I will take that one.
I will take this one
Oohoo. Hello! Awwww
And this one.
Oh they've they've they've all laid. They've laid one egg each.
All in
....different parts of the. I mean if you were gonna give birth.
...to to an egg you'd probably want to do it in a different corner of the room to
All the other eggs. Let's see how these are coming along.
Those are growing. Erm.
I don't know if you were there for Cranberry-Gate
But what we did is we spent we spent all our money on cranberries.
Errrrrr and
We hadn't;t we were in a bit of a tough
It was a mistake.
It was it it I did not
I was not as forward thinking as I
Oh I need to feed the. Feed the chickens, guys, come on!
Erm
And then we need to see about that sea cucumber.
I just don't know whether we have ...
Erm
And so I've had trouble with the chickens before I'll be honest.
Because they get hungry and I wasn't.
Carrying enough hay
I didn't have enough hay
And as you can see from Marnie earlier on; she just leaves.
And she's the one who sells me the hay so she just goes.
...whenever she ... willy nilly.
...she just runs that shop like ... it's just a crap shoot whether she's going to be in or not
Erm
So I was having trouble and they were getting thin.
Er, Paul in particular was, er,
I was worried about him.
Erm
Do you know what I mean?
Er I was actually. At one point I was worried that
John, George and Ringo had replaced him with, um,
With another Paul.
Because the first Paul had died but I don't think I don't think that was the case.
That was just
What am I doing?
Err how do I? Oh I have to pick it up.
That was just like a conspiracy theory I think.
Umm although the the the [why do I transcribe these bits?]
On the outside of their cage the chickens had left lots of kind of graffiti
Secret little notes, messages to me explaining er
Explaining all that
Look at this place. It's bizarre because actually, look!
One two three for five six
One two three four five ...
Like about seven or eight steps maybe?
And then over here
I can just go one, two and then I'm
You know what I mean?
It's very strange
And then I can walk behind... and then also it goes invisible.
I can't remember what this place is either.
"Whatever this once was, it's now in ruins."
Sounds like Britain.
Gooooaaahhh that was political wasn't it
It's five o'clock guys I'm going to clock off. I mean this is it.
No Sea Cucumber for you my friend.
Because it's five thirty. He doesn't expect me to search all day for sea cucumber?
Another day ends.