- I heard trailers go off without a hitch! (laughs)
- Yay!
- Wait up, guys! I'm coming!
- Once again, I was not invited.
(fruits all chattering over each other)
- Yes, I'm so excited, you guys!
- Oh, you're excited I brought my kazoo too?
(playing kazoo badly)
(yelling in dismay)
- What?
- I'm excited because we're going to watch
the Spongebob trailer.
- Oh!
- Why'd you bring your kazoo here anyway?
- Well, I figured instead of a trailer review,
we'd do a trailer kazoo!
(playing kazoo badly, interrupted by yells of dismay)
(laughter)
(Cheers)
- Looks like Spongebob got roped into another movie!
(groans)
(Orange laughs)
- I love you so much, Gary.
- I love Gary too!
- I'll never forget the day we met.
- [Group] Camp Coral!
(group yells in pain)
- (laughs) Spongebob gets really absorbed in his work.
(group groans)
(Gary meows)
- Hello little snail.
- It's a--
- [Group] baby Gary!
- Do you want to be friends?
(group exclaims in disgust)
- That's the same reaction
I have every time I hear Justin Bieber!
(laughter)
- I'm home! Gary?
- Gary?
- Gar-bear?
- Gary-licious?
- Gary-potamus?
- Gary-dactyl?
- Gary Gary the Gary-fairy!
- Gary!
- Gary's been snailnapped!
(group gasps)
- Don't worry, Gary's tough as snails!
(group groans)
- [Narrator] This summer,
the search begins.
- Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.
- Pickle wheels!
- Yeah, they look dill-icious!
(laughter)
- That was good.
- Who's it going to be?
- John Wick!
- Oh no, everyone in this movie's going to die!
(laughter)
- Good name.
- I'm made out of sage, and I am a sage,
so it works out pretty well.
- I'm Patrick, my name means Toaster in Celtic.
- Pretty sure it doesn't.
(laughter)
- Did you guys know
that Orange means Kazoo Master in Chinese?
- No, don't do it!
(playing kazoo badly)
(group yells to stop)
(Orange laughs)
- I hate you.
- Cotton Candy!
- Ice cream!
- Churros!
(laughter)
- I've never been able to roll my R's.
- It's 'cause you don't know what an R is!
(group gasps)
- I am not illiterate!
- Yeah, r-r-right!
(laughter)
- L!
- Patrick, that's not an L, that's a seven.
- Seven starts with an L?
(gasps)
- Wait, does seven not start with L?
(laughter)
- Wait, I was joking!
- Yeah, sure, sure, whatever.
- I hate you guys!
- Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.
- [Patrick] Thank you.
(laughter)
I love my sense of ironing too.
(laughter)
- I feel a pressing urge to go to this movie!
- Okay, that's enough iron puns!
- What? You have a problem with me?
Lets iron it out!
(group yells)
Oh, you can take it, you have an iron will!
(group yells)
Kazoo! (plays kazoo badly)
(Kazoo is drowned out by yelling)
(playful instrumental music)