Surprisingly this video is not gonna be about cat herpes.
Cat herpes, the more you know.
'*music plays*
Hello friends, and welcome to the first video on my revamped channel.
Woo
Today, we're gonna be doing the Boyfriend Tag with my boyfriend.
This is Tyler, my boyfriend.
Boyfriend.
Where's Crusty? He's also my boyfriend.
He's off screen.
But in a very platonic sense.
He's breathing heavy.
If you hear heavy breathing,
it's our cat.
*Sings* Crusty's been here all night.
*laughs* He's been here all night.
He's got herpes.
Yeah, if your cat has cat herpes it kinda compromises their immune system,
so then they get little, uh, colds and then they snore at night when they sleep
right above your face. D:
Hey, buddy
*herpes purring*
The Boyfriend Tag is like a really, really old tag video.
Basically, it's just a series of questions that we answer.
And it's, like, about our relationship
and then that's…it.
So we're not playing against each other
No no we're not playing against
We're on the same team
Yes
So this is not just, 20 Questions, interview Tyler.
It actually kind of is that.
I'm Barbara Walters.
Baabwa Bwaltas ( Barbrara Walters)
Barbara Waters (unintelligible muttering and something about a cat...)
Is this still a relevant reference?
Do people know Barbara Walters?
No
No?
No
Alright. Although her Instagram is lit!
Really?!
No, I don't know
When people are like,
Barbara Walters' Snapchat is off the hook
Like it's like Kylie Jenner...Barbara Walters
I actually cannot conjure an image of Barbara Walters' lips in my mind,
but I'd probably buy a lip kit from her. Let's be honest.
Alright I think we should just get into it because there are a lot of questions.
I'm excited.
Boyfriend Tag question #1
Where did we meet?
This is actually an interesting question.
This is an interesting question.
So, we went to college together.
But we did not date in college.
No
But we knew each other
And we were not enemies
We...
We were not enemies either, but I
Were we enemies?
No we were not enemies
Saf (Safiya) hesitated
So then we re-met in LA a couple of years later
Two years after he had graduated
and just after I graduated
And that was like your first night out in LA right?
Basically
Because we had some mutual friends from Tyler's a cappella group
Yeah
Tyler was an a cappella bro.
Our big hit song was "Everybody Pees in the Shower"
It's a good song.
It's a good song actually.
It's, it, sounds crazy but it's, uh,
it's a good song.
It's also true.
Tag question #2
Where was our first date?
Our first date
Ok here's...here's the-
This is another tricky question
It's a point of contention
The end of our courtship, the start of our relationship
It's a light on specific details
Would you say?
Yeah
I think that we were friends for a few months and then we transitioned
She friendzoned me, I friendzoned her
Tyler invited me to Disneyland
I did.
One on one
It was not supposed to be a date.
But I interpreted it as a date.
Which made sense
And I had a great time
I had a great time too...The whole time I was there I was waiting for him to make some sort of move
It was - here's the -
In the - in the physical sense, I waiting for him to kiss me, I was -
There were many opportunities, and he did not take them
and then when he dropped me off at home afterwards
I was waiting for him to lean in for the kiss and he didn't and I was like mildly offended
But here's what –
I didn't want to use Disney for the powers of evil
you're leveraging the nostalgia
and the magic for the pick-up
so I didn't want to do that.
Obviously Disneyland's like a really intense first date anyway
because it's like -
the way we do it it's like a ten hour day
yeah
then we went to dinner like five days later
That was our first date for real
and that's when we had our first..kiss.
BUT. I'm never gonna live down that I didn't make a first move at Disneyland.
SMH
Tag question #3
Okay
What was your first impression of me?
real first impression was how easy it was, is, and always has been to talk to Safiya
thanks babe
the first impression I think like lasts, like, two and a half weeks
right?
and over two and a half weeks I was like
"Wow, we can talk about...everything"
And then there was like, one night
one night where we just sat outside of your apartment and just
talked until like four or five a.m.
Yeah
And it was like
That was when we were still friends
My first impression of Tyler in college
I mean, here's the thing, like we were acquaintances in college
but I didn't really know you
but I thought that you were like a cool guy
That was my, ah, screen name, back in the day
Really?
It was coolguy379 (AIM sound effect)
when we re-met in LA I also thought that you were really
easy to talk to and fun to hang out with
And so that's what I thought right off the bat
And I also thought
that he was into me
I mean was I wrong?
*pauses* No you weren't wrong at all
Do I have a weird obsession?
If so, what?
Tyler just loves geography and loves geolocating
He likes pointing to things
and being like "that's this!"
Safiya is obsessed with sauces
like legitimately obsessed with sauces
So like, let's say
you put together a beautiful turkey sandwich,
Saf's gonna take that turkey sandwich and she's gonna put
barbecue sauce on a plate and then dip it
or hot sauce
without fail
or mustard
Yeah, I'm really into sauce
She's a sauce girl
I might... consider myself a saucehead
How long have we been together?
At this point, I think it's, uh,
Two and a half years.
So, there we go.
Do you have any traditions with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
A tradition?
Do we have a tradition?
Yeah, we go to Disneyland every year.
After our first 'non-date' at Disneyland,
Every year on our anniversery,
We've gone to Disneyland.
So I feel like that's probably our biggest tradition
Meant to be!!1!11!
(Random chatter in background)
Lord of the rings New Zealand tour every TEN YEARS!
She said it i didn't
I didn't say that
Ok i'm sorry
GANDALF!!!
SUPPPPPPP
I feel like these questions are kinda insane
Yeah, there are a lot of, like, first glance
Like, you saw them across the room
and you were like, "Robin Trabotski, I love you"
what is my favorite restaurant?
Your favorite restaurant?
It's Bibigo
OHH YES
yep, right there
well then yours is Bibigo, too
yeah i'm like not challenging that
can we do that in this? we go
*slams hand on table*
CHALLENGE
for you guys that don't know what Bibigo is
it is a chipotle style
in that you like pick you know the things that go in it