Hello.
My name is Danny Burke.
If you tapped on this video as soon as you saw it then give us a like - I wanna see how
much support we still have for these series - I wanna see who has been with us since part
1 in the comments - I wanna see if Twitter has any more dumb tweets for us to enjoy - I
wanna finish this Road To 40 - basically, I wanna just get right into our Top 10 Dumbest
Tweets Part 40.
Do you?
Time to get right into our number 10 and were saying -rat poison cant kill me, its rat poison
not human poison- … Amazing, yeah, just sprinkle that on your cereal.
Thats the thing with poison - theres a special type for every animal on Earth.
You cant kill a turtle with elephant poison.
You cant kill a gorilla with snake poison.
Oh dear.
If youre wondering why there arent more people around who think like this - they probably
got their hands on some rat poison …
At number 9 now -The moon is closer than Australia it just harder to get there cause its straight
up think about it u see the moon but can u see australia- … Im trying to find a hole
in that logic and I just cant.
Hes right.
I know some of you guys are from Australia and I was gonna go there, we could have done
like a fan meetup but now?
Im sorry its just too far.
Im gonna go to somewhere closer.
Like the moon.
Number 8 -Blind people can drive as long as they have their seeing eye dog in the car
with them- … no they cant.
How would that even work.
Please, explain to me how that would work.
The blind person is driving - they cant see anything, suddenly, a truck pulls out of nowhere.
Then what?
Does the dog say -careful for that truck on the right, youre going to hit it if you don't
swerve left but youve also gotta be careful of that kid eating ice cream over there- … no,
the dog just barks, the car crashes into the truck.
Everyone dies.
Except the kid.
So the dog kinda saved the kids life.
Good boy.
Ive lost my mind havent I.
At number 7 -Are numbers capitalized or lowercase- … well I guess that all depends.
If your name starts with the number 4 then yeah, use a capital 4.
If you live in a city that starts with the number 83 then you have to capitalize that
too.
This is just how numbers work in Dumb Twitter land.
If you wanna know how to capitalize a number, you just gotta make the font size slightly
bigger.
Youre welcome.
Coming in at number 6 -Black men with beards and full lips are my crip tonight- … my
crip tonight.
My crip tonight.
Not kryptonite, the substance that weakens Superman - crip tonight.
I just hope the crip tonights don't get into a gang war with with the blood tonights.
Ill go now.
At number 5 now, OK im sure you guys have all seen those quotes where they put Anonymous
at the end if they don't know who said it first … like this one -Only those who do
nothing make no mistakes … anonymous.
He writes a lot of stuff.- … thats right - they thought anonymous was an actual person
- that anonymous was his actual name.
Heres another great one by him -Dumb Twitter is where intelligence goes to die … Anonymous-
… wow, thats deep.
At number 4 -Wait so Eggplants are real things I thought they were only emojis- -are you
for real- -yes i cant even believe this I just found one in my fridge- … thats it.
Civilization is done.
We tried.
We did some pretty cool stuff as a species didnt we?
But er, its just not working.
There are people out there who think eggplants were an emoji invention.
Something has gone very wrong.
Number 3 -Glad my birthday is today but cant believe it almost fell on Friday the 13th-
… posted on October 14th.
So youre birthday is on October the 14th and youre worried that one day your birthday will
fall on Friday the 13th.
I think youve got bigger things to worry about mate.
You should be worrying about how your brain leaked out of your ear while you were asleep.
Too mean?
I don't wanna be mean but come on …
At number 2 -Today I learned that tigers are female lions- … well, they say you learn
something every day but they didnt tell you that sometimes, its absolute nonsense.
And you know what?
This isnt even the first time Ive heard this.
There are a worryingly large amount of people out there who think this.
Who is going around spreading this lie?
Tigers and Lions are not the same species.
I never thought Id have to say that.
And finally at number 1 -Everyones worried about global warming, yet no one acknowledges
the fact that Earth is running out of gravity- … YES, THANK YOU.
FINALLY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE REAL ISSUES HERE.
Everybodys always crying about the polar ice melting or the floods or all these insane
storms that keep happening, boo hoo - none of that matters when we finally run out gravity.
We have been greedy with gravity for too long.
Im gonna start cutting back.
Tomorrow, instead of driving to work like I normally do, Im gonna float.
And I suggest you all do the same.
Well, that was all pretty ridiculous but it wouldnt be a dumbest tweets video otherwise.
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Thats all I have to say for today!
My name is Danny Burke, thanks for watching guys and Ill see you in the next video.