Hello everybody my name is Luke Meagher and this is hautelemode
and today on hautelemode we are closing out the
spring 2019 fashion month with a list of
the worst shows of the season.
well, in the last video I discussed my top ten favorite
shows of the season, this, which
was lovely
and appreciative and just
all around nice, it left me with a thirst
for blood. Specifically the
blood of fashion
designers who presented collections that were
*stinky stanky stunk*
the first stop on our hate train.
Now I just want to make a quick announcement:
any of the brands that I talk about
and gave a specific video will not be on this list
because you already know that they're awful
Tom Ford, Burberry, Celine; out
done, we did it, it's over. First up, Michael Kors.
This first stop on our fashion hate train
is going to be Michael Kors' tropical summer
disaster collection. Now I did make a meme
addressing the topic, which many people seemed to like
but, while Michael Kors' time on Project Runway gave us iconic
lines such as:
Michael: Hello? I mean, she's got all the curtains from Tara
Ripped off the wall
And put into the one dress!
Luke: His recent collection looked like it had been designed by the cast of Project Runway Kids
This season was based on Michael
and his husband, Lance's trip
to Bora Bora and Tetiaroa
yeah, Tetiaroa, yeah. I can't
imagine spending, I don't know, like tens of thousands of dollars
on a "inspiration trip" which
resulted in literally a watered down
actually probably more like a drowned out Marc Jacobs
Spring 2018 collection.
I mean from the cut-out dresses, to the fringe to the floral print
that I honestly hoped was
ironic, but then I realized it's Michael Kors and
nothing is going to be ironic about it.
There was just not anything to be like
wow, this is good!
And if that wasn't enough
The Kohl's kids section
"SURF" shirt
and sweater, that's probably going to cost around
$400 retail is the definition of ridiculous.
Also, on what tropical ass island
are people wearing short sleeve
leather jackets? Please let me know where
it is because I'd like to put it on the list of places I will never ever never go to.
But I'll be honest,
and I hope that they end up in the clearance bin of a local TJ Maxx
and as for miss Gigi Hadid clothing the show in her
Matrix and BDSM dress
I can't help but think of Gigi
as Princess Leia and Michael Kors as Jabba the Hutt
I can't help but like think that maybe