The big game's this week, and you'll no doubt be attending a party to watch it.
Well, I'm here to help you identify the type of person not to be, so that you don't ruin it for
everyone there.
First off, if you're one of those guys who thinks he knows more than the coaches, reality check.
You're an accountant. So, if he's doing QuickBooks wrong, by all means, let him have it.
When the commercials are on, shut your face.
The real reason anyone watches the Super Bowl is for the commercials.
If you're tempted to wear an oversized NFL jersey, don't. We're all adults now and the window
for this being acceptable closed about 25 years ago.
If you get roped into a conversation with a small talk guy-
Guy 1: How've you been?
Guy 2: Staying busy.
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. Same old, same old. A lot of the same thing.
Guy 1: How's your mom?
Guy 2: She's great.
Guy 1: Good.
The guy who really wants you to know he played high school football, or the guy who just
Googled a bunch of stuff so he could fit into conversations.
Guy 3: And that, bro, is what they call it the red zone.
Just pretend you received a page and then excuse yourself immediately.
If you're tempted to bring your radio and react 2 seconds before everyone else,
Guy 4: Oh! Missed it.
- mimic touchdown celebrations, sprawl out on the couch, TiVo at inappropriate times, ask a
lot of questions,
Guy 5: Is that yellow line really on the field?
- bring a salad, snoop around the house the whole time, or insist on playing a banjo in a speedo,
please stay home.
Remember, the SuperBowl party is the SuperBowl of parties. Don't blow it.
Guy 6: Seriously?
[crashing]
[crying]
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