-Hey, dad.
So remember that thing you did for my wedding, where,
you know, you turned my tail into legs?
But you said it was going to be permanent, but it wasn't.
Yeah.
I'm going to need you to do that again.
I have a date.
-Some day my prince will come.
Ooh, he's here.
-Hey, guys.
It's Belle, and I'm about to go on a date night
with Ariel, Jasmine, and Snow White and her Prindr date.
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where I give away a Macbook Air.
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And--
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
One second.
[DOG BARKING]
Beast!
-Aladdin, are you sure this new carpet is safe to ride on?
-Jasmine, you literally have a pet tiger.
-OK, Beast.
We're here.
Ready?
Oh, you didn't change?
OK.
-I can show you the world, shining, shimmering--
-Oh, there's the restaurant.
I can't believe you forgot to put gas in your magic carpet.
If I would have known we were going to walk three miles,
I wouldn't have worn these shoes.
We couldn't have taken an Uber or something?
-I don't have money for an Uber.
WAITER: Water?
What would you guys like to order?
-I'm going to have the fish.
-You can't get the fish.
-Why not?
-Because.
-We'll have the Turkish meal.
-I'll have the special, and Snow will have the cheeseburger.
-I'm a vegetarian.
-Well, how was I supposed to know that?
It's not in your Prindr profile.
-We'll have the croissant French meal with the salad.
And he'll have the same thing, but without broccoli, right?
-Yeah, no broccoli.
I don't like broccoli.
-Ariel, why are you brushing his hair with a fork?
-It's a dinglehopper.
Educate yourself.
-You know, Aladdin.
You did show me a new world, but you never
took me to the Magic Kingdom at Disneyland.
-What's Disneyland?
BELLE: Oh, food.
-Thank you.
-Oh, yay.
-But this has broccoli in it.
I said no broccoli in it.
In fact, this only has broccoli.
Are you kidding me?
Are you [MUTED] kidding me?
-You have to control your anger.
I'm so sorry, waiter.
I'm so sorry.
-I hate broccoli.
-I know you hate broccoli.
Beast, breathe.
Do what the doctor said.
Breathe in.
-So why is a pretty girl like you single?
-Oh, well, my last boyfriend was a complete freak.
What kind of guy goes into the woods and kisses
a random corpse?
-Yeah.
My ex still uses my Netflix.
-Can I use your Netflix?
-I don't give my Netflix password out on the first date.
-Ariel, are you enjoying your meal?
Oh, no.
Can you not talk?
Guys, when I first met her, she couldn't talk.
It was the cutest thing ever.
Because she was shy.
-Yeah, that's why I couldn't talk.
I was shy.
-OK, just manners.
Manners, Beast.
Manners.
Stop, stop, stop.
Manners.
-I have to go to little princess's room.
-So what do you do?
ERIC: Who are you?
BELLE: Are you really a prince?
-Where are you from, bud?
-How many princesses have you dated?
BELLE: What are your intentions in dating Snow White?
ERIC: How old are you?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
-If you break her heart--
-What are your intentions?
-Hakuna matata?
ALL: Yeah!
-Hey, guys.
What did I miss?
ARIEL: He's amazing.
-You got a great guy.
BELLE: You have yourself a keeper.
-He's the man.
ERIC: Definitely.
-Oh, guys, the movie starts in like 10 minutes.
-Can we get a check, please?
-Why don't you guys all go to the movie?
And then I'll pay for the check, and I'll meet you all later.
-Thanks so much!
-Wait, Belle.
-Yeah?
-Ew.
Guys, get a room.
NARRATOR (ON MOVIE SCREEN): This is Dave.
He really enjoys going to the movies.
He's always considerate to his fellow moviegoers.
Oh, look.
Dave is shutting off his phone.
Now is not the time for talk.
-Yo, Aladdin, you got some food?
I'm starving.
Let me get some of that.
Want some popcorn?
-No, I'm good.
-Sure?
-I don't even like popcorn.
-Wait.
You're trying to kiss me when I'm awake?
-Yeah.
-That's weird.
That's never happened to me before.
-What kind of dates do you usually go on?
-Do you see how mean the dad is in these movies?
-One time I was so mad at my dad, I changed species.
-Shh.
We're watching a movie.
-Hey, can you get me something to drink?
-Yeah.
I wish I had a drink.
Thanks, Genie.
You're the man.
-Thought you said you didn't want.
-I didn't.
Now I do.
-Ah!
Sorry.
I thought I saw an apple.
-What?
-Oh, don't worry.
The birds will clean it up.
[SINGING]
-Snow White, they're not coming.
-Beast, there's only a few minutes left in the movie.
Come back!
-Sorry.
These things really make me have to go to the bathroom.
-What are you doing?
-I'm going to give you a kiss.
-What's that?
-You know, lips to lips.
What the French people do.
-Oh, my god.
Father warned me that this world was a mess.
-I'm sorry my carpet just stopped working tonight.
-It's OK.
Next time tell Genie he better fill it up all the way.
-OK.
-So could you do me a huge favor and erase my number?
-Yeah, this never happened.
-OK.
Deal?
-Deal.