Hey guys. Do you want to be sexy? Of course you do, even though you would never admit
that to a guy. Well the good news is that what women want in terms of sexy is published
every single year by the leading name in journalism 'People' magazine.
Yes I'm talking about 'The Sexiest Man Alive' issue of 'People' magazine that hits newsstands
every year and is more important than anything that has ever won any kind of Pulitzer. Because
it allows guys to figure out the beauty standard that is sitting before them and then they
can simply copy that. For 2012 as you probably know along with everyone else in the world
including all foreign dignitaries because it's kind of the most important thing ever
is that Channing Tatum was named the 2012 People's Sexiest Man Alive. Can you believe
it? Well I couldn't because I've got a few edits. So follow along if you want to find
out how to be super-duper sexy because this is what women want guys, okay? First of all
let's look at this image of Channing Tatum on People magazine, alright, let's start with
the hair. From the top fellas, we can clearly tell that Channing Tatum is using a lot of
stiffening hair product. We don't want to see the kind of hair product that you're using.
If you're using so much gel that it looks like if a woman were to beat you over the
head with her purse perhaps as a defensive move after you come on too strong, ease up
on the hair product. Moving down to the face, Channing Tatum where's your facial hair? Come
on don't you know that facial hair is totally hot right now, yeah it is super hot. You know
what, not only stubble. I say go ahead and have a full on beard baby with yourself. Let
that beard flow free just to show the world how masculine you are, now of course guys
if you can't grow facial hair that's totally fine too, but if you can---what's up with
the whole manscaping thing that tells guys that like Channing Tatum you shouldn't have
any chest hair? No, no, no dudes don't buy into the lie that chest hair is not sexy,
it's totally sexy. It makes you look like a grown up adult and that is a good thing.
Let's take a note since we're in the chestal region about this tank top that's going on
Channing Tatum. Okay listen, tank tops are fine if you're playing basketball, if you're
working out at the gym or if you're driving a tractor. If you're not doing one of those
three things, don't wear a tank top. Now I know that some people are all about tank tops,
listen what women want is to not see your biceps all the time. Now speaking of working
out in a gymnasium as we move down we're going to inevitably hit Channing Tatutm's incredible
washboard abdominal muscles. Now I know I'm supposed to say that oh man women find washboard
abs so sexy. Not this gal no because when I see washboard abs the first thing I think
is, 'Oh you're spending all of your time in a gym,' and, 'Oh man, that means that I'm
going to have to start spending all of my time in the gym just to keep up with you.'
And I don't want to have to do that. Bring back a regular old stomach. I mean sure you
don't have to go to crazy beer belly proportions but a little paunch, that never hurt a dude.
So as you can see with some of the edits that we've made in order to be the sexiest man
alive all you need to do is really just be a Jon Hamm from Mad Men in the off-season
when he grows a beard because look at this he's got chest hair, he's got a beard, he's
got a normal man stomach, he is not ever wearing tank tops in public. Also he is funny. Don't
you see how simple it is to be incredibly sexy, you just take the media standard for
the sexiest man alive that is Channing Tatum and then you just make some edits to become
actually the sexiest man on television and as you can see it is just as simple to do
this as it is for women like myself. All I have to do is probably look a lot more like
Kate Moss or Kristen Stewart or anyone else that I don't look anything like. Now I will
say too that this whole bearded thing, if you are a little more hipster inclined I highly
recommend looking at a picture of a young Joseph Stalin and taking some notes. I know
that that's kind of controversial. But he does make a good argument for wearing a kefja.
So I hope that helps. Go be sexy gentlemen. All it takes is what four simple steps? And
you're there.