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The thing is, see I could have spiked that and you'd never know
Until you fainted, so...
Hmmm, you got the worst chair?
Huh? NO!
Uh, you guys? I need to show you guys something
Mike tells me this chair is the worst chair
So of course you guys have got to switch them
Off we go
Pack up my car!
Don't break the telephone I just got it!
Yay
Ewww... hate you
I like your scarf
You look like a pear
Your hand's real smushy
Hey - a giant? There's a big giant there beside you buddy
I want you to make an effort to quit being boring
Hmm
Because you're a stump in a tie
[cough] breath of ham
Ugh, your breath hurt me
I think it fried my retinas
Maybe employ some freakin' hand gestures
Look, I mean it's not so bad if you're boring
Just no one wants to be stuck around you
Mm-hmm
Hey, you're a thick chunk
I like your belt thing
I like it very much
You're a thick white chunk
A white chunk
Oops!
I forgot my juice - now what do I do?!
Here dude
EWW
You too!
Thanks for the jar of pickles
It ain't even enough!
And I have so many other things
A lot of packages
I always remember to refine my glue face
'Cause it looks good... it's like mmmm, yeah
THE FIRE WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL
I had a very terrible January
With a tiny giraffe who went nuts
Yeah, she was just one cranky cucumber
Super cranky
I had planned to tell you about the Asiatic lemur
The perfect, perfect animal
But I'd like to give you a preview of some upcoming tweets
I don't want to know your thoughts. I want you for your silhouette
The queen of flipping Ireland doesn't ever age
I should be chief of gravestones forever
I go to bed in red jammie clothes, okay?
When I saw the TV in my car I punched a book
The turkey is bezerkiest, isn't it?
That's a good one for the holidays
I think I'm getting too young for this
The janitor took all the evidence out to the country
And dumped it in his pit
I like our plant guy, Burt...
Or Murf, yeah...
The one who has the twin sisters
I will never have a gluten pocket
Really? That one?
Hmm
I will leave you now with one of my famous poems
Korean shoelaces are easily made
The more you got cash
the more you got paid
The more you eat vinegar
I don't need to smell you
'Cause your smell isn't good
Listen to what I tell you
The bees in the shed
The gum on the ankle
Goblin goo on the goblins
And a party later for Marge.
I don't like her.
We always knew you were a goober
We've KNOWN
That's on you, Mike
Trump, trump, trump trump
[kiss]
Oh stop!
Don't moan... eeeeeahhhh
No really, don't
I killed an ant!