- Ah, who's this?
It's a very large man (laughs)
- [Chris] Okay, take your blindfold off,
or someone will take it off for you.
- Can I open my eyes?
- Yeah.
(peaceful music)
- Good morning everyone.
- Today is Mommy's Birthday,
and today we're telling you about it,
about a tea party,
so, he helped us, and she helped us,
and everybody, it was my plan and it was her plan,
and she cleaned it all up,
and me and him, he cleaned it up.
- And I set it up.
- Yeah.
- So I set up this table,
this isn't supposed to be here.
- [Chris] Very lovely.
Oh oh, somebody's sneaking a snack.
I see a sneak snack sneaker.
Oh no, another, a second sneak snacker sneaker.
(laughs)
- This is Parker's snack, these are Parker's snacks,
these are Jacob's snacks,
these are Mom's snacks, and these are your snacks.
- [Chris] I see we all have a place to sit,
there's Bailey's gonna sit there,
ooo that's for the birthday lady,
that's where Daddy's gonna sit, Jacob,
Parker, and Duncan will sit right there on the high chair.
- I've got this is the green tea and this is the water,
and then that's the vanilla tea,
and we all have the vanilla tea right now,
and we all have berries.
- [Chris] Where did you find berries?
- I found these ones, for Mommy, I found in the back yard.
- [Chris] The Groovy's berries?
- [Bailey] Uh-huh.
- Okay, Mommy's coming downstairs right now,
let's see her shock and awe.
(children laughing)
- I'm a little nervous about doing this.
- [Chris] Why are you?
Yeah, stairs blindfolded is not necessary.
- How can I walk down the stairs with a blindfold?
- [Chris] It's a very nice sparkly blindfold,
but seriously guys.
- If I was just walking would I do the stairs?
- Forward.
- Oh, forward, not being listened to at all.
- Forward, and step, there's a step.
Step, there's a step.
- [Chris] Whatever you do, don't look down, oh you can't.
(laughs)
- Okay.
- Show me a railing or something.
- [Chris] Oww.
- Oh, Christopher. (laughs)
- [Chris] Hey, you got the camera.
- [Bailey] There's a step.
- Okay.
- [Bailey] Last step, last step, there.
- Okay.
- And then walk forwards, turn, turn. (laughs)
- Okay.
- [Parker] And Mom, there's two steps there.
- (laughs) Lot's of steps.
- Turn, turn, okay, keep walking, turn a lot.
- Turn a lot?
- [Bailey] Yeah, that's good.
- Okay, I found something.
- [Bailey] There's a step, there's a step. Walk forwards.
- I hear the baby, I'm not gonna step on him am I?
- No. (laughs)
- [Chris] As long as you follow Bailey's instructions,
you should be fine.
- Er, let's turn, turn this way, walk forwards.
- Wait, what, walk forwards?
- You might want to turn this way again.
- What's this way?
- [Chris] (laughs) She's pointing, she's clearly pointing.
- Turn left.
- Oh, that's tough for me too, okay?
- Okay.
- I'm gonna, ah who's this?
It's a very large man.
(laughs)
- [Chris] Okay, take your blindfold off,
or someone will take it off for you.
- Can I open my eyes?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] Surprise, you got a baby.
- Hi, (laughs) he's perfect, thank you guys,
this is what I always wanted.
- No look, look down.
- Whoa, this is beautiful.
Oh my goodness, the bananas, the portioned peanut butter,
why are there different amounts?
They're very clearly different.
- [Chris] Somebody's been sneaking snacks.
(laughs)
Including this guy, don't touch this banana,
that one's been in his mouth.
(laughs)
- This is beautiful you guys.
Duncan, I like the, the signed seating here,
the assorted berries, wait,
the blueberries over here, oh, birthday.
- Those are from our garden.
- Birthday blueberries for me?
That is so thoughtful, I'm gonna share with you guys though,
I'm not gonna take all the blueberries.
- Oh, we each had one.
- [Chris] I didn't get one.
- Here you go.
- [Parker] We got ice cream, ice cream.
- Blueberries from our garden, how cool is that?
- Ice cream, ice cream.
- [Chris] You found some ice cream?
- Happy Birthday.
- [Chris] Wait, how old is that ice cream?
- I have no idea. (laughs)
- We haven't bought ice cream in like a year.
- [Jacob] Ice cream bowls.
- [Parker] Ice cream, ice cream.
- [Chris] Oh, that's some freezer burn. (laughs)
- Can I just see?
(laughs)
- That's how it was supposed to be.
- (laughs) That's not how it's supposed to be.
This is from Bailey's birthday,
well, I thought it was.
- It's new.
- It's new (claps) yay.
- Best by August 25th 2018, we haven't hit that date yet.
- Woo.
- Yay.
- Yay, not expired.
(laughs)
- This is my vanilla spiced tea.
Woo, very good.
- Ready, set, go.
(orchestral music)
- I, for the most part, did exactly what I wanted to do
for my birthday dreams, which was a day in bed. (laughs)
The kids and I played Splendor in the bed,
and I got to watch a show or two,
just kinda relax and lounge, and cuddle.
- Super exciting day.
- It was exactly what I wanted,
and now we are off to my birthday dinner,
which is at me and Jacob's favorite place,
what's that Jacob?
- The Melting Pot.
- The Melting Pot for fondue,
or as I like to call it, choco cheese night.
That's right, I really like to call it choco cheese night.
(jazz music)
Pretzel bread, pretzel bread.
I think that's all not gluten free.
- [Chris] This one's gluten free.
This is all for you hon.
- [Jessica] Oh, Bailey's gluten free bread.
- [Parker] Try these.
- [Jessica] Wow.
(jazz music)
- [Jessica] How's your first bite, Parker?
- Good.
(jazz music)
- So for our dinner portion, we're having ahi tuna
and salmon, and we had vegetables
but I think we ate them all,
'cause it's one broccoli,
and what we do is we boil it in a bullion.
- We got some potatoes going in here.
- [Jessica] How's big scrans going so far for you buddy?
- Yum yum yum yum yum yum,
yum yum yum yum yum yum.
- [Chris] Oh, look at this.
- What?
♪ Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, ♪
♪ Happy Birthday dear Mommy, Jessica, ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
- [Parker] I'll help you blow out that one.
- [Chris] Make a wish.
- Okay.
- [Chris] Oh I don't know if that one gets blown out.
- I think we'll leave that one to do it's own thing.
- [Chris] Yeah, blow out this one.
Go for the easy one. (laughs)
- [Chris] You gonna do it?
You gonna do it?
Oh, good one.
Yay, Happy Birthday.
- Thank you.
- To you too.
- [Chris] Ooo, this is cooking.
- [Parker] Whoa.
- [Bailey] Duncan's like what? (laughs)
- You like that fire?
- [Parker] Duncan shouldn't be near this fire.
- [Chris] Fire.
- Fire, first word. (laughs)
- [Waiter] It's not melting, oh I didn't do my job.
(laughs)
- Like fire.
- [Chris] Alright, and Oreo crumbles to top it on top.
(jazz music)
- [Jessica] How's it tasting so far guys?
- Amazing - Good, see.
- [Jessica] Yeah, I see. - It's good.
- [Jessica] (laughs) it's good?
- I'm scraping the rest off of my plate.
- [Jessica] You are.
How was that?
- Good.
(baby laughs)
- We're gonna get my cast taken off now.
- [Chris] Hey, Jake, it's time to take your cast off.
- [Jess] Easy. (laughs)
- [Chris] Careful with that foot,
I don't know if you're supposed to bend it.
- [Jess] It's still broken even if you don't think it is.
- They don't let us do video of any of the procedures,
so that.