- Roger Goodell's still getting booed virtually.
Can we just Burrow already, can we start the draft?
We drafted him, baby, let's go!
Last season was worth it!
Chase Young, just put it in.
It's a new era!
Chase Young is on the phone?
He didn't seem that excited, though, when we drafted him.
Let's go, we just got the best player in the draft!
He played basketball with Markelle Fultz?
Jeff Okudah, no Darius Slay, no problem!
Why is Gettleman wearing a mask in a room by himself?
We better be takin' Isaiah Simmons!
Andrew Thomas?
The draft is stacked at tackle, why would we do that?
We took Tua, let's go!
Tank for Tua worked!
Thought we were gonna do somethin' stupid!
It's Tua season!
I don't care about his injuries!
All of the reports came back clean.
We shoulda picked up Simmons at six.
Herbert woulda still been there.
Derrick Brown, why did we pass on Simmons?
Isaiah Simmons?
I can't believe he fell that far!
Thank you, Panthers!
He can literally play any position on the field.
He ran a 4.39 40?
Whoo!
C.J. Henderson, finally a cornerback I can root for!
Look at Kliff Kingsbury's house!
I need to get on his level!
We love takin' players from the state of Florida.
Jedrick Willis?
We gotta give Baker Mayfield some time.
We'll probably move him to left tackle.
Mekhi Becton, offensive tackle?
We coulda had any receiver we wanted!
I guess that doesn't matter if Sam Darnold
doesn't have time to throw.
Henry Ruggs?
Please keep fallin', CeeDee Lamb!
That's such a Raiders pick, Al Davis would be proud.
We traded our pick?
Is he wearing an Old Spice robe?
Why would we trade up one pick?
It's gotta be Tristan Wirfs.
We traded one pick down?
Tristan Wirfs, I called it!
Protect Brady at all costs!
He jumped out of a pool at 325 pounds?
I can't even do that!
We got Javon Kinlaw?
We basically just replaced DeForest Buckner with him.
Did you see his dad's reaction?
Priceless.
How did we get Jerry Jeudy?
We got the best receiver in the draft!
I know Drew Lock is hype!
We're gonna get CeeDee Lamb!
Trade up with the Falcons!
Why is Offset on here?
He was strugglin' with those cue cards!
How is CeeDee Lamb still on the board?
A.J. Terrell?
We coulda got him in the second round.
We shoulda traded back!
Look at that setup Jerry Jones has!
I wanna go on a yacht!
I cannot believe CeeDee Lamb fell this far!
We better take him!
Come on, Jerry Jones, just take him!
Don't let this be Randy Moss 2.0!
Why is Jerry smiling so much?
We got CeeDee Lamb! (screaming)
Come on!
(screaming)
How are you gonna stop us?
Amari Cooper, Michael Gallup, CeeDee Lamb!
Don't get me started 'bout Zeke!
What are we doing?
How'd we let the Cowboys get CeeDee Lamb?
Cowboys just got the best receiver in the draft!
(cackling) Eagles fans!
Austin Jackson?
Someone's gotta protect Tua!
Who is Damon Arnette?
K'Lavon Chaisson, that's a great pickup!
He's got the best name in the draft.
He can play all over the field!
I hate not havin' a first-round pick!
At this point I'm used to not having a first-round pick.
Minkah Fitzpatrick is worth it.
Stefon Diggs is better than any receiver in the draft.
Name one receiver better than Stefon Diggs, you can't.
We're on the clock.
Justin Jefferson's still there, everything's fine.
Who the heck is Jalen Reagor?
Thank you, Eagles, for passin' on Justin Jefferson!
I miss Stefon, but in retrospect this is a great trade!
It's not an NFL draft unless we trade back.
It's like tradition at this point.
What, we traded up to get a linebacker?
Kenneth Murray?
Our defense is loaded.
I'm more comfortable now taking Herbert at six.
Cesar Ruiz, center, okay!
That's a sad story about his dad.
Why does ESPN keep tellin' us all these terrible stories?
Let us be happy!
Do we still have a 31st pick?
We traded the 31st pick?
Brandon Aiyuk, is he good?
I trust John Lynch.
He has the longest wingspan of a six-foot player?
One inch shorter than Megatron, okay!
We traded up?
Who are we getting, Jordan Love?
We really traded up to draft a quarterback?
Aw nah, I'm done!
Can he play receiver, can he play cornerback?
I wouldn't even be mad if Aaron Rodgers wanted a trade.
What are we doing?
We actually didn't trade our pick, is this real?
Who is Jordyn Brooks?
We took this guy over Patrick Queen?
Maybe we should keep tradin' our first-round pick.
That's fine, we're just gonna draft
a Hall-of-Famer in the sixth round.
Patrick Queen, inside linebacker?
Let's go!
Shout out to the Seahawks for not taking him.
We just got a stud.
I remember him in the national championship game.
Is that Mike Vrabel's son?
What is he wearing, is that a SuperSuit?
Guard Isaiah Wilson, this man is huge!
Good luck trying to stop Derrick Henry now!
Noah Igbinoghene?
Igbonah, Igan, Igbin, Igbinagobne.
Why did we draft him when we just signed Byron Jones?
Jeff Gladney, I gotta read up on him.
Clyde Edwards-Helaire?
He's only five eight?
Great scheme fit, good luck stopping our offense!
We got Tee Higgins, too?
He shoulda been gone in the first round!
It's game over!
Might be some bandwagon Bengals fans out here!
Michael Pittman is a first-round talent.
What a steal!
It's gonna open up so much things for T.Y. Hilton!
Kyle Dugger?
He's a Division II prospect?
I trust the front office!
Did you see Belichick's dog?
That's Nike, it's proof he's human.
Ross Blacklock, defensive tackle.
His dad was a Harlem Globetrotter?
Can we trade for DeAndre Hopkins back?
Cole Kmet, tight end?
Why did we sign Jimmy Graham if we're
gonna draft another tight end?
Grant Delpit?
We got the Thorpe Award winner in the second round!
Trevon Diggs?
How was he still there day two?
He's Stefon Diggs' brother?
Do we play Minnesota this year?
Cam Akers, that's a great pickup.
Hopefully he's everything we wanted Todd Gurley to be.
I just hope Cam Akers can stay injury-free.
Jalen Hurts?
(dramatic music)
Nah, I'm not watchin' anymore.
Fire Howie, fire Howie right now!
The heck we over here draftin' quarterbacks?
We have Carson Wentz, we just signed Carzon Wentz!
In the second round?
What is EDP saying?
What are the Eagles doing?
(screaming)
A.J. Epenesa at 54 is a steal!
We got J.K. Dobbins?
Our offense is about to be unstoppable!
I feel bad for every defense who has to go up against us.
Are we gonna trade for Trent Williams
or are we not gonna trade for him?
We just drafted Ezra Cleveland so we're probably
not trading for Trent Williams.
How many tight ends do we need?
How many picks do the Ravens have?
Replace one Wisconsin center with another, I like it.
We traded for Marquise Goodwin?
We barely gave up anything!
Why are we getting all these tight ends?
I guess we're not getting O.J. Howard anymore.
It wasn't as bad as it seemed initially
but we still need to fire Howard.
We drafted a kicker before a quarterback?
We're tanking, we're tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
Goodell is struggling right now, is he tipsy?
We had the best draft!
Jerry needs to draft from his yacht every year!
I hope we have a season this year!
How many receivers are we gonna draft?
(sighs)
I'm a grown man.
(soothing music) Ladies and gentlemen
of Scootopia, I welcome you all.
Not only can you count on me as the double-R,
but you can count on me as your friend.
As your leader!
I will be there for each and every one of you
to meet your needs, your desires.
They will all come to fruition
in Scootopia.
You see CeeDee's girlfriend trying to take his phone?
Madden better put his awareness at 99,
that's all I know.
Y'all picked Jalen Hurts in the second.
Hello? (screams)