it has a guy welcome back to another
episode of to set violin today we are
going to try a you laughs you lose
challenge or to go try not to laugh
challenge try not to laugh challenge
that's the viola jokes ignition yeah so
we're prepared on 10 viola jokes and
some of them we looked up some of them
we made up ourselves original viola
jokes never to be heard anywhere else
exclusive just like our Lola t-shirt
it's gonna be exclusive check it out
right now that much yeah
we are water gonna put a gallon of water
in our mouth kappa so every time the
joke is too funny and one of us laughs
we lose our semicolon
what do you call a nation of right hand
of your lists human rights violation
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second one a patient who needs a brain
transplant ask what's the most expensive
brain here the doctor said yeah we have
a violist brain you see it's totally
unused this one's - already what happens
when the violist looks into a mirror and
says to himself viola
ten times they say viola nine times
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[Laughter]
what's the definition of an optimist the
oldest of the mortgage another one that
make myself be ready
what spelling Harry Potter can make you
deaf viola Himura I knew that was coming
think the ones I made myself unnie what
did the Barna say to the violist yes
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what is in an object how's the cannon
invented to viola supplying the sand
passes together why can't the violas
follow the conductor because the violas
couldn't see straight
that's it where's my tents well you look
for times yeah full times I think
contacts
ah five times because all the ladies
just laughed man hahahahahaha
what did the Mules site of yours what's
the definition of a cluster chord a
viola playing viola section playing on
the C string what's the difference
between a viola and a vacuum cleaner the
vacuum cleaner has to be plugged in
people it sucks
I ready what's the similarity between
lightning and a violist fingers they
never strike the same place twice
hmm what's the only thing about illness
can do better than a violist playing the
viola Oh be honest and the conductor our
industry you are driving and cannot
avoid them both which do you hit the
oldest business before pleasure when
someone asked you what's up Yola you say
it's ambulance and the cellist was
standing on a sinking ship help cry the
cellist I can't swim
don't worry said to be honest just fake
it
why was the viola invented hmm I failed
attempt at equality hmm why do you
bother in this switch to viola so they
can park in handicapped parking spots do
you should tell the people though one
used to tell that was their best ability
what happens when two violas jump off
the cliff at the same time
anyway kinda yo-yo ah
jump up I think oh good I think I would
yeah they about five Bob Smith you have
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