SPOLIER ALERT! This video is going to talk about things in a video game (oh no D:)
So if you don’t want to know about those things in a video game then.. um frick the frick off you fucki-
This year did a lot for video games, the good and the.. NOT SO GREAT (if ya know what I MEANNNN)
But one of the best things we saw was a fun character with a powerful hat (Mario you dumb dumbs)
And you know just who I’m talking about. YEP A HAT IN TIME :D
Yea.. yea.. alright alright boys we can go home now (I didn’t want to tho ;-;)
Now I know this game got EXTREMELY overshadowed by Mario Odyssey (even tho it came first)
But this game is really different if you think about it. I mean Mario Odyssey you collect Moons (And coins) to power your ship a-and
In this game, you get time travel stuff to power you ship.. (seems the same 🤔🤔) Mhmm.. but in all jokes aside I don’t feel like a hat in time didn’t get the love or attention it deserved
Because everyone was talking about Mario Odysse (rip hat in time :_:) and I just wanna show my appreciation for this game before I jump into Mario Odyssey
Even though a hat in time takes a lot of inspiration from a other games gears for breakfast did such a amazing job for creating a such a new world with new characters and ideas (awwww that’s cute :3)
And all the hours I spent playing this game I never felt getting stale or they kept reusing the same content and when you get to this level, with a FUCKING forest
And this dude (the snatcher) that’s this guys name, the snatcher. You are in for such a good time. Where else can you get a 3D platform with a mission are contacts where you sign with the devil
Oh and what about the noose that you talk to and try and convince you to hang yourself (this got deep, my family are ducks. This make u happier)
Love that, that’s a great feature *burps after drinking a lot a whiskey* All in all this game is OUTSTANDING and I can not recommend it enough
I didn’t know steam need this 3D platforms like this, until we got it and boy am I fucking happy that we did
All right.. I think it’s time we start talking about a LIL CHUBBY OLD PLUMMER (cough cough douchebag) now where is he
Oh shit, HEY HEY YOU GET OVER HERE. HEY YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW MISTER. D-Don’t you look at me like that with those eyes
Mario Odyssey, god damnit is this game good I mean I REALLY don’t need to convince you that. I’m sure you heard this around town that this game is pretty good.
No game have ever made me check a corner like this one. I don’t mean like Skyrim I go down every other branch. I mean check EVERY CORNER like who knows if there is a random corner in the ground and MAYBE A MOON CAN POP OUT!
I dunno WHO FUCKING KNOWS. Now some moon.. there really hidden, there just kinda doin there own thing (like smoking weed)
But the satisfaction you get when you find a cleverly conceal hidden moon is out of this world (SEE WHAT HE DID THERE AHAHAHA)
I have no idea on how I found some of the moons, I mean like this game conditioned me to do things I wouldn’t do in any other games
Aha.. how did they know to do that? Now browser and Mario have been fighting for quite some time now. But this time IS PERSONAL, because he took princess peach. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. C-can you fucking believe it he did it again
But even though this formula been done like a thousand times (wow that’s.. that’s sad, that shows he has no life) this feels fresh and new.
Like we never seen this much character.. from our Mario character since like, sunshine. And every cutscene everyone gets alive with a expression. AND THANK GOD EVERY CHARACTER ISNT A TOAD OR A OOMPA LOOMPA
I mean look at all the cool new characters like you got this dude, and that dude. And whatever the fuck that is. And that’s my favorite thing about mario
It’s really weird (too weird to live, too rare to die) at anytime it does anything crazy or anything new, it hits it mark PERFECTLY. It’s really the dark souls of Mario games
But all ya really need to know is ya gotta collect a shit ton of moons and put it into this thing (a dick) to beat the bad guy and get the girl
That’s.. that’s it. And when I mean to collect I mean COLLECT. I mean the minimum things to beat the game is 120 out of 830. That’s pretty CRAZY compared to the number of timepiece which is 40
But you need to complete a entire mission or platform challenge just to get a time piece (GARSH) moons are everywhere and if you trip on a rock, BAM THATS THE MOON
You look at this guy wrong and BAM that’s a moon. Mario flips under his hat, bam that’s a moon. I love both of these guys as they’re both alike and very different
You know you succeed in a game when it’s FRICKIN FUN TO MOOOVE AROUND. I know it’s prettu dumb to say but it’s fun in both games to move around and fuck with the controllers
Run, jump, and climb is so fun to do with the sandbox they give you.
I mean in Mario Odyssey they give you a commands list like its a FUCKING FIGHTING GAME and there’s even more movement options (wow (•^•)\)
After I collected like, 400 moons I was still discovering new things. Now are one of these games better than the other?.. not really
There both great in there own way, I recommend you play both of them. But wanna know what a hat in time have over Mario Odyssey?
THIS BOSS BATTLE I MEAN LISTEN TO THIS OH MY. The music the visuals, just like MWA. This is one of the BEST FUCKING BOSS BATTLES IN HISTORY.
Wait.. wait.. I GETTING SOMETHING. There is a mod for a hat in time that adds Cappy.. Yup a hat in time is better than Mario Odyssey in every way
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