(upbeat music)
- All right, we just finished our uniform shopping.
Show 'em how big your bags are.
(grunting)
Big ol' bags.
- One million dollars.
(fast rock music)
- Hey, everyone!
It's We Are The Davises.
- Hello. _ It's been a
crazy, crazy week for us.
The kids have both been accepted to a private school
and they just finished with all their testing.
So, that was placement testing that they had to take.
It took two days to do all that.
We're very proud of them.
They're in advanced classes.
They're doing really well.
They're right where they should be.
We're on our way to go get some uniforms.
Basically, we gotta go uniform shopping right now,
so this is gonna be back-to-school shopping part two.
Yes, yes, and, Tyler, how's your back doing?
- It hurts. - Your back is hurting.
Just as much as before? - Mm-hmm.
- [Connie] Well, you need to be exercising.
You need to be stretching your back out
and doing those exercises, the doctor said.
- What? - Yeah.
You're not gonna be allowed to slouch over
on the couch anymore.
That's not helping.
Then, school is starting for you and Kayla on...
In two days, so we got one day off in between
to get situated, and Kayla's hair is still unacceptable,
so we have one last resort,
and that's tomorrow, we're taking her to a salon
and we're gonna cross our fingers that they
can get the rest of that pink out in time for school, right?
- Yes.
- [Connie] So, are you guys ready
to go pick out some uniforms?
- [Tyler] Ya.
- [Connie] Kayla? - Ya!
Wait, I'm tryin' to find the picture.
- So, Kayla's hoping for some kind of ombreed effect.
- I don't want you to see my text messages.
(laughing)
- All right, let's go.
Tyler, you're still waddling like a duck.
You also, I don't think I told you,
you have music lessons starting tomorrow.
- Mmkay. Guitar?
- [Connie] No, singing.
- Oh, you said music. - Yep.
You're gonna be doing dance.
We'll get Tyler started first and then if you're interested
we'll reschedule so you both get music lessons.
- Okay.
- We're gonna have the instructor to come to the house
and they're gonna see how Tyler's voice is.
- Mmmm. - You're gonna sing soprano.
Woooooo!
But you gotta get that straw outta your mouth first.
- He's been eating that straw since
this morning. - No!
- [Connie] Let's go pick out some uniforms.
Are you excited or what?
- Ya.
- [Connie] Do you really wanna wear a uniform?
No? (Kayla laughing)
So, you guys comment below if you have to go to a school
where you're wearing a uniform, or if you just go
and you wear whatever you want.
Or, do you have really strict dress codes
where, of course, you can't show stomach,
or you have the two finger on the shoulder rule,
where you can't have a shirt that has
anything skinnier than that.
What is your dress code?
Right now, we're gonna go pick out some clothes.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- All right, we just finished our uniform shopping.
Show 'em how big your bags are.
(grunting)
Big ol' bags.
- One million dollars.
- And, we still didn't get everything.
They ran outta some pants,
so those are on backorder.
But, we are ready for school.
- Yay.
- Hey, what's up everybody?
How you doin'?
How you like my shades?
They're awesome, aren't they?
I've just spent all day washing the car and waxing it
and making it look really good for my wife here,
because she's so special, she need--
- Yeah, he slaved over washing the car.
- Well, it was really hard to call the guy
to have him come over.
I mean, my finger was kinda achy from hittin'
the seven digits on the...
Or 10, actually.
Everybody's got a 10-digit phone number nowadays.
But, I think I did a really good job cleaning it though.
It looks beautiful, look at that.
It's like a brand new car. - It's like a
brand new Tahoe. - Yay!
- So excited.
Oh, look at this messy garage.
You guys were asking what happened to Pikachu.
There he is.
- He escaped, but then...
- He's gonna be donated.
We just haven't got to it yet.
- Holidays are comin' up soon, we got our--
- Yeah, some kid's gonna love that.
One of you guys...
We got someone gettin' a Pikachu somewhere.
That thing's so big, it just takes the whole room up.
We can't have a Pikachu in their bedroom.
All right, now we're gettin' ready to go to dinner,
and we don't know where that is.
- He, he like repo--
- Oh no! Yep.
- When you have that perfect spot in your seat
and somebody moves it,
that's like the worst day of your life,
because now I'm never gonna find that perfect spot again.
- Well, this is my car anyways,
so I don't know. - You're never gonna find it
either though.
(laughing)
And my perfect spot was
your perfect spot. - So, the carpets are clean,
the whole car looks like a brand new car.
Yes, 10 more years.
This thing can make it, I know it. (laughs)
- [Shawn] At least 10 more years.
- I love this car.
I don't need a new car.
- The kids were brought home from the hospital in this car.
Like, that's literally how long
we've had this car. - Well, not Kayla but Tyler.
We don't know where we're going.
Where do you guys wanna go?
So, we're gonna do somewhere different?
(plastic rustling) - We could go to that--
- Chinese food, Mexican food, American food, French food,
Italian food, what do you want?
- That organic place?
- Organic, all right.
We're gettin' organic food, that means whatever.
- Oh, we're not going there?
Okay, so where are we goin' then?
I just got voted down. - You don't wanna go there?
- Macaroni Grill? - Ummmm, I don't care.
Yeah, let's do that.
I haven't been to Macaroni Grill forever.
That's like Italian. - It's Italian, yeah.
Or we could go to Olive Garden.
- Uh, Macaroni.
- Macaroni Grill's better than Olive Garden,
for sure. - Yeah, Macaroni Grill.
All right, we're going to Macaroni Grill.
I hope you guys like it! - Nothing against
Olive Garden.
- Yep, nope, just tryin' something' different.
It is really, really cold inside, so--
- All they serve is tomatoes, here.
So, that's what we're gonna have.
We're gonna have tomatoes
for dinner. - We're gonna have some
good food. - Yummy tomatoes.
- You guys know what you want already?
- I'm getting spaghetti and meat sauce.
- [Connie] Spaghetti and meat? - I'm getting
spaghetti and meat balls.
- [Connie] Nice.
- And... - I don't know
what I'm getting.
- I probably don't know. - I thought you were
getting tomatoes? (laughs)
- [Connie] Oh, Daddy's getting tomatoes.
- Yeah, I want the yellow ones, and some red ones.
- Okay that looks good.
- Yeah, I'll just take some of that.
- [Connie] I think I'm gonna get some chicken.
- Cheecken. - Cheecken's good.
- I went back to the swamp to go get my chicken
but it was all gone, so I came out here and got watered.
- Guess who that is?
Anyways, we're gonna go ahead and order
and enjoy the scenery and the noisy cars goin' by.
(imitating car motor)
- That's my noisy car. - Good ol' California.
Gotta love it.
What are you doing?
- Salt guy.
- [Shawn] Are you sure you guys are doin'
the salt guy thing?
- [Connie] Doin', oh yeah, the meme?
That's not how he did it.
- [Kayla] He went like this.
It sprinkled on his arm, he goes like...
(laughing)
Wait, wait, I did it before, it's like...
(laughs) I can't do it.
- It's like this, hold on.
(laughing)
- Yes, that's it. - That's the guy, yep.
(laughing)
- What's the matter with you?
- She put her hand out first-- - That's like, karma.
(yelling and laughing)
- I got mad so I ran up to a flower and I was gonna kick it
and just have it move, and then it exploded and I was,
"Oh no!" (laughs)
- Flower killer! - She was like, "Oh my God,
"What'd I do?" and she stuck her hand on this pole
that's covered in bird poop. (laughing)
- Then she was like, "Oh God, what did I do?"
- Here's one right here, it's actually the one.
That one over there-- - There you go, Kayla.
We dare you to lick it.
- That one over there was way worse
but you can kinda see the amount of bird poo that's on there
that's pretty gross. - Yeah, nasty.
- Tell these two to not touch anything in the car
because I spent all day cleaning it.
- Where are we going now?
- Is it a secret, or are we... (groans in disgust)
- Oh, they're smearing bird poop on Dad?
No, you guys are nasty.
- She's got the bird poop touch ahhhh!
- Where are we going?
Where are we going?
- I don't know, but this is in our car.
- Where are we going? - I don't know.
The guitar shop!
- [Connie] Yay, ding ding ding ding, you got it.
- I remembered. - High five.
Berp, berp, berp.
- Yeah, I'm smart. (door shutting)
- I shut the door on him as he was sayin' it.
We're on our way to the guitar shop
cause we gotta get a keyboard
because we're gonna have at-home singing lessons.
It's gonna start off
with Tyler-- - What?
- It's probably gonna end up with all of us.
We're gonna be the family Von Trapp.
- [Tyler] No.
How about We are the Davises?
- Yeah. - We're gonna be the Davises.
- We're gonna be the Davis Four.
Fab four!
- Our favorite place, this is where we ate yesterday.
- Yeah, that place is awesome.
Organic. - And vegan and vegetarian...
- Yeah, Michael's is right next door
and it's the best place ever.
- [Shawn] Derpie, derpie, derp.
- Derp, derp.
- Hey, what's that one that went doopie, doopie, doop?
- That's the chef. - The chef for the Muppets.
Schmorgy, schmorgy, schmorken.
Doopie, doopie, doop.
- Or one, two...
- We're crazy.
We're just crazy like that.
Crazy.
- A two, a thirty-three.
- Free! - Free!
- Everybody in YouTube land, are you the O and the K?
No? (Laughing)
That's my favorite cartoon character in the entire world
right now, I don't know why.
Who?
- [Kayla] It's like Raven.
- [Shawn] It's not Raven.
- I like when I look outside the window
and I notice people staring at us,
'cause we're holding this camera talking.
'Cause we're freaks.
We're freaks like that!
- Mind your own business!
- They're all, "That must be so unfamous.
"They're holding a camera."
- Nope, nobody famous here.
I've never--
- You don't know us. - I've never even
heard of us.
Who are we?
- Who are we? Yeah.
- We are the Davises. - Hmm.
The Davensons.
(laughing)
- We get that a lot actually in the comments.
We are the Davidsons.
- [Tyler] No, people say Davensons.
- Or the Davies.
We're the Davies. - Yeah, that's another one
that we get a lot of. (laughing)
I love the Davies!
- I hear Davensons a lot, like with an N.
- Davensons? - It's like auto,
if you're on your phone and you're trying to spell our name,
it probably doesn't...
'Cause Davises the way we spell it is not real.
- Yeah, it's trying to be creative, okay?
- But, Siri doesn't get it,
and what's the other one?
Corona, is that the one from Microsoft?
- Yahoo. - None of them get it, right?
- Google. - They don't understand
Google. (laughing)
- Google!
It's D-A-V-I-S-E-S, okay?
That's us. - Bing, they don't get it.
- You know, when you do us in a search,
we have finally beat "we are the world."
Wooh!
Now we just gotta beat--
- We rank higher than "we are the world" now?
- Yes. - No way.
That is awesome. - Now we just gotta beat,
I think, "we are the one," or something like that.
"We are the ones?"
I don't know what that-- - "We are the champions."
- "We are the champions." - That's what it is.
Queen, is still beating us. - No, no.
I think we beat that.
- We beat "we are the champions?"
- I don't know, what did we beat, you guys?
(kids chattering)
I think it's something like "we are the ones" or something.
I don't know, where's my phone?
- Yeah, where's my phone, I gotta...
I need this 'cause I don't know where I'm going right now.
So, get your own phone. ♫ We'll keep on fighting
♫ Til the end
- Now you know why we need singing lessons.
- Yes, we need singing lessons desperately.
Ahhh!
♫ You are the losers (laughing)
♫ We are the champions - You are the losers.
(laughing)
- [Shawn] You are a loser!
(laughs) 'Cause we are the champions.
That's hilarious. - Okay, I gotta try this
a different way.
We.
Are.
"We are number one."
That's what's beating us.
"We are number one," ahhhh!
- How could that be?
I've never even heard that term.
- I don't know.
I'm gonna look it up right now.
I'm lookin'. ♫ We are number one.
- It comes up Lazy Town.
(laughing) - Lazy town, no way!
- Have you guys heard of Lazy Town?
That was a big deal when our kids were little.
- Okay, I bet it was like, lazy animated. (grunts)
- [Shawn] You guys used to love that show.
- What? - Yeah, Lazy Town?
- Oh!
- The guy that lived in the balloon,
and then every time there was trouble he came down
and beat everybody up 'cause he was super buffed.
- Was his name, Claytor?
That's his name on Lazy Town.
It's that one crazy guy on Lazy Town
and he sings "We are Number One."
It's all over YouTube.
- He's the buff guy in that?
- He's the bad guy. - Oh, he's the bad guy, okay.
- There's a bad guy beating us in searches.
- What?
Everybody in YouTube land, you must correct this problem.
- Look at that beautiful sunset behind us.
Gotta love California.
We're just full of nonsense tonight.
Sorry!
We're gonna go to a guitar center to buy a piano.
(laughing) - That's just what we do
on Tuesdays.
- We're actually not even buying a piano.
We're buying an organ.
Is that what it-- - Keyboard.
- A keyboard!
Whatever, I don't know. - We're buying a pipe organ.
- We're buying something that plays music
so that we can sing.
I don't know how that works. - We're buying something
that makes noise when you put your hands over them.
- Then tomorrow, we'll meet the teacher.
Yeah, and what else?
Oh, we're gonna do Kayla's hair tomorrow.
- Yeah, I have an appointment set up and it's gonna be--
- We've been doing Kayla's hair a lot lately,
so hopefully it doesn't fall out.
But, it's lookin' kinda fried, so I think we'll spend
tonight conditioning it. (laughs)
(rock music)
- I'm limpin'.
On both legs.
- [Connie] Gimpy, that's your new name.
- That's what Dad calls me.
- He thinks it's a bad name.
- Gimpy Davis. (laughs)
You and Dad kinda walk the same now.
Look it, they're both doing the waddle. (laughs)
- [Shawn] My waddle is 'cause of my buffness.
- [Tyler] Uh-huh, that's why.
("Faster Than Light" by Rameses B)
(piano music)
- [Connie] Now you have to sing.
- Ahhhhhhhh.
- [Shawn] That's the one.
- [Connie] That's a big keyboard.
- [Shawn] Or we could do the one on the other side.
- I like this one. - It's a hundred dollars more.
- Taller.
(piano music)
- Oh, I like this one. (laughs)
- [Shawn] That one's got all kinds of buttons and knobs.
(loud piano music) - [Connie] Sing, a cappella.
- Errrrr! (rock music)
(sliding) - It's not making a noise!
- [Shawn] That was awesome how you did that.
(sliding and some piano sounding)
- Ha!
- No, go like this. (piano music)
(rock music)
(drumming)
- I'm pretty sure that's all copyright music.
So, we're gonna had to dub over this anyways, right?
(drumming)
(laughing)
Please, somebody help us get what we came to get
so we can leave. - Bam!
- I'm gonna die.
(drumming)
- Ow! (laughs)
We goin' in the flow. - Yes. Where's Daddy?
- We're about to go home. - There he is.
- Thank God, we're saved.
Goodbye.
(laughing)
Ahhhh!
- We still have more stuff to do.
It's a never ending...
Which is fine.
Actually, there's a place next door
that we wanna go check out.
It's called Costume Castle,
and we're gonna go check out-- - We're gonna leave you first.
- Yeah, we'll have to bring you back to that one.
- We're gonna save that for another vlog.
- We got what we needed here, and so...
- So, we're gonna close out the vlog.
- What did we wanna ask everybody?
- We wanted to ask if you go to public or private school,
or what type of school do you go to?
Don't say what school,
'cause that's dangerous. - Don't say the name
of the school, just say-- - Yeah.
- What kind. - What kind.
- Do you go to home school, private school, public school--
- Charter? - Nursery school.
(laughing) - Baby school, pr...
Yeah, preschool. - Preschool.
- So, don't say the school that you go to.
That's dangerous. - Are you in a school of fish?
(laughing)
- Don't forget to answer the question.
Oh my goodness, choke.
(laughing)
But, don't forget to answer the question down below,
and we'll see you tomorrow.
So, bye! - Bye!
(upbeat piano music)