- Not one week.
- What? - It's a fortnight.
(Nicole gasps)
See what I did there?
- I was so confused for a second.
(upbeat music)
- No, but for real, I've never heard of Fortnite.
- Have you not? - No.
- Oh, you can't not look at Facebook
and not hear the word Fortnite, but I've never played it.
- It's a game where you have a controller
and you've played against people online?
That's my knowledge, I don't know much about it, really.
- You described like 90% of modern games.
- Prepare to not have a clue what's going on.
- Is that a bus? - It's the battle bus.
- Is this like Mad Max?
- Do you deploy the glider or not, no I don't wanna.
Look at him going straight down, that's how you go fast.
Slow it down a little bit, okay let's go faster again.
- How do you know he's on your team?
- 'Cause he hasn't shot me.
- That'd be a good sign, wouldn't it?
- Ooh, who that lady, hello lady.
- She got a nice booty, son. - Yes.
- Doesn't she?
- Lad, you need to find a weapon.
- I have a big ax here.
- No, that's just your standard melee weapon.
You need to get something to shoot people with.
Oh, he gave me a gun because I danced.
It's just like life, dancing to pay my way.
- It's like Footloose, with guns.
- It's gotta be something somewhere.
- Totally, oh, look! A bag of crisps!
(friend laughing)
- No!
(excited grunting)
- Oh, I think I'm on my hands and knees,
- I'm begging for mercy here, oh here we go.
(girl clapping to rhythm)
- I love this game.
- Do you want to have a go now? Have a little wander around?
Yeah, have a little...
- Okay.
(nervous murmuring)
- AH!
- What did you do?
- I don't know!
- Why is the wall not being torn down when you're
Oh, there we go.
That's exactly what real life is like.
You just hit something until it looks exactly the same
and then disappears.
- I just think it's crass, where does the boss come from?
And your friends on the bus and he's like,
all right, please turn around. Bring her home.
- Who knew that we'd be this good at Fortnite?
- I know.
- I'm so proud of us.
- Look at us, I'm walking around.
- Oh, there's the wall! There's the wall coming.
See it's coming down the hill.
- Look, you see, all the places in purple? That's the storm.
If we get hit by that...
- Um, left to click
(nervous yelling)
- Is that the wall? Is that the wall?
- Bang, bang! Big shoot thing.
I'm helping.
(gun firing)
- I'm not going to lie, it's not looking good for us.
- No, look at all that energy
- It's a very quick wall.
- Would you look?
- You're alone on the trolley?
- Yeah, alone on the trolley would you look at me?
- I like how it's just a bunch of people crawling backwards
down a hill.
- You eliminated yourself.
- Well, I'm glad no one else got the satisfaction.
- No.
- Do you know the buttons? Were you watching?
- They have shapes.
- You're just trying to flap.
- Here, why am I moving the controller?
That's not doing anything.
- We're recording a video
- [Little kid] Yeah?
- for the internet.
- Um, Jack sector guy.
- What if I just like smashed to the ground?
- I don't think that will go down.
- The one Laura Croft is helping me.
- Laura Croft, how are you doing?
With the big smile on your head.
- Let me just get like a, like a shield potion here.
That's a grenade. That's a grenade.
I just threw a grenade.
(girl mumbling)
- That's the angle.
(guy whispering)
- Ah, here we go.
- You're all or nothing, it's either top-down or bottom-up.
- Do you know where I guarantee that one guy is?
He's probably the bus driver.
Still floating around up there.
(player clamoring)
- You won!
- Mini-gun!
- Shoot it before you die.
Ah, you got three bullets.
- Three bullets off.
- Let's play this tactically, right.
If you hide in the middle, the wall's not going to get you
and no one's going to be...
- We're just taking out some of these trees
because climate change isn't real.
- It's overwhelming.
(player's voice echoing)
Hey dude, I can hear an echo.
- That's you.
- Yeah, but who am I hearing it from?
- Ah, someone who's got a shit mic.
- I'm secure and nobody can hurt me.
Oh! Someone is shooting me!
- I'll do it.
- [Little kid] Is this Ninja?
- Oh, no. Sorry.
- [Little Kid] Aw, 'cause you sound like him.
- Now, when someone comes in,
you drive that pickax threw his head.
(girl yelling)
- Oh no, she's your friend.
- She's my friend. Oh, sorry.
- It's alright. Close the door behind you.
Where you born in a barn? Jesus.
- Legendary bush, am I right?
You're a child.
(both nervously laughing)
(laughing continues)
- And it's the World Cup now.
- Go for it. Go for it.
(both cheering and celebrating)
- Can I get some help?
- [Little Kid] I'm coming.
- Thank you.
- [Little Kid] Shit.
- Oh, de-monetized. Am I right?
(man laughing)
- This map is going to start shrinking any second now.
- Right. Um.
- And it's going to start shrinking down to there.
So you're all the way up there in Pleasant Park,
and you need to get down there to Lucky Landing.
- Seriously dude.
- Geez, I feel like I'm in a theme park.
(both laughing)
- I'm hiding under the tree, like a warrior.
- [Little kid] I've got a shield for you.
- People are so friendly on this.
I always though online gaming was awful.
- Oh your building a wall,
I haven't felt this supported, ever, in my life. Thanks.
This is like a grand design.
It's a good use of existing structures.
You know? The tree.
- Why am I
(both nervously yelling)
- Action everywhere! And I'm crawling.
- Oh la lolly.
- Whew.
- [Little Kid] Oh my God!
- Oh no! Where are you?
- Ah, he's dead.
He gave you all of his shit and you didn't protect him.
How does that make you feel, Davey? Hmm?
- That means I'm going to go hide.
(gun firing)
- Oh, one bullet at a time this gun.
- Yeah. Oh god. Oh god.
(gun firing)
Oh, you got him!
- I've killed someone!
Yes!
- Oh, you just got the first kill mate.
- Yes, you're dead too!
Oh, I killed someone, or knocked them down. You're dead.
- [Both] Oh!
- They're flanking.
- I had no ammo left.
- Can we just like, run straight into the battlefield
and you can put it in slow motion
and put like Enya in the background?
And it'll just look amazing.
(controller hitting table)
Did you win?
- Yeah, I did. Yeah, I won. I won!
- I won! Oh my god! We did it.
- I wanted to be the last person in the game.
- Yes we are the last
- Can you just include that shot? Please and thank you.
- Oh you're gone as well.
- You're gone as well, are ya?
'Cause Fortnite is a cruel mistress, am I right?
- [Little Kid] Yeah.
- Yeah, you said it, bud. You said it.
We're going to go because we're dead.
So we're going to leave the game. Talk soon.
- See ya.
- Thanks for your call.
- That kid is a long time listener, first-time caller.
(girl laughing)
- I enjoyed it.
Actually, I see why people like it.
- Believe the hype, ladies and gents.
- Yeah.
- It's that good.
- It does seem like a bit of a mess, I'll be honest.
It gets to a point like, you're like alright,
we all have to get inside this little circle
and then they're all just clustered around each other.
- Should be better, this should be a very Irish game.
- Yeah.
- Two rival families meeting in a field,
knocking heads with one another.
That's just what...
- The Ryan's and the Murphy's just going at it.
- That's all the weddings over here are.
- I've watched it. I've seen it now. I've played it.
Can you get out me Facebook please, and leave it alone.
(friend laughing)
- I think in like three weeks,
you should search Irish people try Fortnite.
- [Little Kid] Wait, what channel is it?
- Try Channel.
It's like an Irish people try kind of thing.
You know, beef jerky, queer eye,
and everything in between, really.
- I think we found a way to get our subscriber count up.
We just play online games.