- It reminds me of myself. Thick, chocolatey.
I couldn't do it! - One more, no, sweet, sweet!
- Sweet, I guess!
- Eat your food!
- Eat! - Eat it!
- Ooh, you got the ham one?
Oh thank God, I love the sausage. - Yep. (laughs)
- (PvF) You're my best bud. Weed go well together.
Have you met my friend Mary Jane?
- Oh! (laughs) Yeah, yesterday.
- We talking about that good... (laughs)
- Ooh, 4/20, get lit, let's go! - Oh my God!
This is gonna be a weed episode.
- ♪ Mary Jane ♪
- (PvF) What are some of your favorite stoner movies?
- Do ya, do ya, do ya, ooh!
- Pineapple Express.
- Anything with Seth Rogen in it. (laughs)
- Half Baked and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
- (PvF) Have you ever wanted to try some of the satisfying snacks
from those movies?
- Do we get to try a bunch of stoner foods now?
- (PvF) To be blunt, it is a Try Not To Eat Stoner Foods episode.
- Woo woo!
- How dare you?
- (PvF) So we'll be showing you clips and then presenting you
with the food from the movies or TV shows.
If you succeed at not eating anything,
you'll hit the jackpot of munchie delights.
But for each item you try,
you must take one big bite of the punishment.
- What would a punishment stoner food be?
- It could get bad.
- (Kitty) You know what, Eric? You just leave him alone.
This is Steven's contribution to our garage sale.
- Are these brownies?
- (whispers) They're probably weed brownies.
- (Kitty) I happen to know that you put the special ingredient
in these brownies.
- (laughs) Oh my gosh, are they special brownies?
- Oh hell yes. - Oh no, no no no.
- Pot brownies, you got me. - (Kitty) Love!
- I love this show. - Love! (laughs)
- (laughs) Yes, and then when she eats it too, it's so good.
- (Kitty) Oh now, see Steven, your brownies, they were a big hit.
- Oh, they look good though.
(Izzy gasps)
- Those are fudgy.
- (PvF) So Hyde's special brownies were a huge hit at the garage sale,
and soon, you'll understand why.
- They look moist, too.
- Ooh! - Aw, they smell good!
- Are you gonna avoid everything and try to win?
- Yes, that's the point!
- Are we eating the brownies? - No!
- There's gonna be some really good,
you know there's gonna be good stuff.
- I'm not in the right head space.
- Look at how moist and delicious these brownies look.
- Yes, but how about you look.
- I'm doing it. I'm a sucker for brownies, dude.
- I don't know, I'm not big on, you're gonna have to tell me.
- If you wanna eat the brownie, you eat the brownie.
- I'm not gonna eat the brownie, but if you ate the brownie,
I might have considered eating the brownie.
(buzzer rings)
- Mmm, mm-hmm.
- Yeah? - No, they're good.
- So we'll pass.
- Alright, we're gonna pass.
- I'm not gonna do it.
- You know what's gonna happen, 'cause you didn't eat it?
- Oh look at, ooh.
Oh my goodness.
- This is what I said, I don't trust her!
- (Ilana) Okay Jaime, now we have to do the two most important things
a dental surgery victim needs. - (Jaime) What is it?
- (Ilana) Give her froyo, and braid her hair.
- Oh my God, I loved this show, but I can't remember the name of it!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Broad City!
- (Ilana) You'll know when you see it. - (Jaime) I will not disappoint you.
- Yes, oh my God, I'm gonna eat this [censored].
You know what this is?
- Dude, this show changed so many of my friends' lives.
- Kiwi berry twist, surf and (gags),
surf and turf!?
- Nicorette. (both laugh)
- Probably.
- Oh my God, no, if you make it interactive,
I'm not gonna be able to resist. - Probably.
- Oh my God! You can personalize it!
That's so good!
- Like an ice cream charcuterie board.
- (PvF) We found the real Abbi flavor of froyo
that will surely cure any dental surgery pain,
or any case of the munchies.
- (Ed) You got gummy bears, you got coconut,
you got M&M's, you got some pretzel,
got some chocolate chips.
- I'm honestly here for the nuts.
- Babe, that's not nuts.
- Are these pretzels? - Yep.
- So I know how I said I'm not a sweets guy,
I'm gonna have this.
- Hmm. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's the one you're gonna get? - Mm-hmm!
- This is the one that's gonna fail you?
- Look at the accoutrements!
- Add your topping, so I wanna see how you design yours.
Okay, so you go with the chocolate chip,
then you got a little M&M's, a little chocolate on chocolate.
- I guess I can do pretzels.
- Yeah, it's like a little chocolate pretzel.
- I'm gonna go chocky-chips. - Good choice.
- I'm actually, I'm gonna go the sweet and savory bit,
so I'm gonna go pretzels. - Okay.
- Should I go gummy bears or coconuts is my question?
Coconut.
- Well, if there were nuts, I woulda ate it.
(buzzer rings) - (Izzy) How is it?
- Oh, it's good.
- I feel like the coconut was a good choice.
- Mm-hmm, it was.
- We're gonna get the jackpot at this point,
'cause we're passing on everything.
- Okay, no, I'm good. - Yeah.
(Izzy grunts)
♪ (ominous music) ♪
- Oh, Scary Movie?
(Ed laughs) Scary Movie one!
Scary Movie one! - I just watched this,
like a couple of weeks ago. - Wow, look at it go!
It's alive!
- Oh, Scary Movie! - Oh, Scary Movie!
Oh, and he rolls him up in a big joint!
- Yep.
- Look at his little afro.
(Ed laughs) (Zaria screams)
- I love it. - Iconic.
- It's me!
- I love this scene. - This is such a, dude.
- Ah, Funyuns!
Ooh, the plant is here too, that's so cute!
- Oh! - Yeah!
I just wanna wear that as a hat.
- Is it a hat? (plant sings)
Whoa, oh my God! - What the, yo!
- (laughs) I always wanted one of these!
- You've got me messed up.
- (PvF) We have some stoned staples
that could literally save your life from the Shorty,
and if you wanna play with the weed monster,
you must take the snacks.
- What what? - What what?
- What what? - This is my child now.
(monster squeaks) - (monster) This is my child now.
- Material girl. - No, you can't play with it!
- (laughs) Okay, alright.
- (monster) Material girl, no, you can't play with it!
- Yo, that's great. Also...
(buzzer rings) (laughs)
- (monster) Yo, that's great, also.
- (PvF) You can hold the weed monster if you eat.
- I'm sorry, I didn't know that was a rule.
- You should eat this. - (monster) You should eat this.
- They're delicious. - (monster) They're delicious.
- No, okay, thanks. - (monster) Okay, thanks.
- With the attitude though.
- Take your chips and go. - (monster) Take your chips and go!
- Alright, I'm sorry, my child.
- Not your child, this is my child.
- No, it's my child.
- It's neither of your child. - Oh!
- She's taking her away, no!
- (PvF) You ready to see what's next?
- Yes. (laughs)
- (Jay) Yo man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breakfast?
♪ (triumphant music) ♪
- Mooby's! - What the hell is Mooby's?
It sounds like movies, but with boobs.
- Oh, that what it is. - Oh, I got it.
- It is.
- How did I not talk about Jay and Silent Bob?
Clerks.
- (Jay) Ooh, check that [censored] out man.
- I love these guys. - Oh, Ben Affleck is in this movie.
- Yeah, Ben Affleck.
- What are they getting from Mooby's?
- (Jay) Based on Jay and Silent Bob are gonna lick balls,
because they both, in fact, lick balls.
- I love him.
- (Jay) You are the ones who are the ball lickers!
- To be fair, stoners have fantastic comebacks, usually.
- (Jay) Now we can eat our egg and Mooby muffin.
- Period, tell 'em. - (Jay) Then get back on the road.
- They're so cute!
- It's like a little Happy Meal!
- Oh my God, look at this box. - Oh, Mooby's!
- It's so cute, let's see what's inside.
- Moo!
- Mooby's!
- (PvF) We've got a delicious egg Mooby combo from Mooby's,
which is just what you need to start your day off right.
- Aw! - You're out of your mind
if you think I'm not gonna eat this right now,
with the hash brown on the side!?
- We have a hash brown, oh, we have...
(buzzer rings) Oh, oh, oh.
- You want a little hash brown?
- (laughs) Don't do that to me!
(buzzer rings)
- There we go! (buzzer rings)
- Have you ever taken a hash brown
and put it in like your breakfast sandwich,
and eat that together?
- No, I like it by itself. - You have to try that.
- I'm gonna put the hash brown in the sandwich.
- Ooh!
- I'm gonna take the hash brown, I'm gonna throw it in.
- Mmm, we're going in. - Mm-hmm.
- Okay, well, we're not gonna eat this, sorry guys.
We won again, and in that case,
we won the whole episode, right?
- Was it worth my punishment? I don't know.
- We're about to find out.
- No, we have like one more, right?
- (PvF) Nope, that's it, that's our challenge.
- Are you [censored] serious? I ate the last one?
- Mm-hmm.
- I thought there was more!
- Happens to the best of us. - (PvF) There is, it's a punishment!
Well congratulations, you were both able
to avoid some high creations that stoned and sober people
struggle to deny, and for that, we have a 4/20 approved reward.
- (Kenny) What do you guys want?
- (Brian) Get some sour cream and onion chips
with some dip, man, some beef jerky,
some peanut butter... - I want literally everything.
- (Brian) Get some Haagen-Dazs ice cream bars,
a whole lot of chocolate, make sure chocolate.
- Mm-hmm, okay.
- (Brian) Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers!
Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows,
- Oh, listen to all that.
Yo, tell me we get all that.
- (Brian) Pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man.
- What?
See, I don't think I've ever been this high.
- (laughs) Yes! - Mmm.
- (Brian) And Funyuns.
- I usually give in because I do wanna have fun,
I do wanna eat on camera,
and I bet everybody wants me to eat on camera,
and that's the best of the best,
but then when I have to have the punishment,
it's the worst of the worst.
- Nah, I'm gonna eat the punishment,
so even though you did not eat, I'm going to eat the punishment food.
- (boss) He's here, so please give us your best, buds.
- Oh, Workaholics. My best buds, are we best buds?
- (Adam) I get it, that's funny.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Ooh.
- That's a skunk.
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh my God, oh my God! Ew!
- (Adam) Stab in there, get in there deep, yep.
- Oh!
- Oh, that is so nasty!
- Oh, they wrapped it very nicely.
- (screams) Is that an eyeball? (laughs)
- That, uh, looks like a war crime.
- Oh my goodness, that is so nasty, and I want it.
- (PvF) For our winners,
we've pulled the ultimate munchies prize pack.
No need for a late night run to 7-Eleven.
And our punishment is a roadkill skunk burrito
with a few maggots to bring the dish to life.
- Oh, now I'm wondering if I actually wanna eat this,
but I'm going to do it anyways. - Yay.
- Bring me the prize and the punishment.
I'm gonna go both. Wow, wow!
- Oh my gosh. - Wow!
- Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, heck yeah!
Oh whoa.
- This is disgusting.
- And it's got blood! (Izzy screams)
- No! Brian, no! You beach!
You made me eat the frickin' Egg McMuffin!
Hell, the, ew!
- Get in there, you only have to have one bite though.
- I'm gonna have to channel my inner Ed.
- Alright.
- Ew! I don't want to!
- You didn't even lose, why!?
- It's so crunchy.
- Oh my God, what is coming out of this one?
- Oh, girl.
The silence is so loud.
- (screams) Ew! - Ugh.
- There we go, see, you got mostly lettuce.
That's two bites.
- I would've taken that over that.
- I'm having a great day.
This is the best Try Not To I have ever done.
- Thank you guys so much for watching!
- What other foods should we try not to eat next time?
- Let us know in the comments below!
- And be sure to like and subscribe to People Vs Food.
- Bye guys! - Bye guys!
- Bye! - Bye, peace out, bros!
- You should go on Fear Factor. Get some money. (laughs)
- This is People Vs Food, not People Vs other things.
(laughs)