Matt: Wow, that is TIGHT.
*strap snaps* OWWW!
*Matt laughs in regret*
*the strap snaps again and Matt screams again*
That hurt's, dude, you try it on, now!
*the strap snaps and Brian screams*
*Matt laughs*
[up beat disco intro music]
Hello and welcome!
My name is Matthias,
and welcome to:
"9 Strange Things that Bryan found at Target."
Today I'm gonna let you know
that the things that Bryan bought
whether they are a Cash It [cash register sound] or a Trash It [sad trombone].
Whether it's awesome or bad.
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[awkward silence]
I can't rhyme anything with that, it didn't work.
[weird upbeat elevator music]
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Trolls again?
I haven't even seen that movie and I hate it.
*Matt gasps*
But there's candy in it!
*Matt acts like a creepy Man Baby*
*in Man Baby voice* I love candy!
*normal voice* "Candy dispenser"
Soo what do ya smack it?
You punch it?
You pinch it?
You squeeze it?
You twist it?
How do ya get the candy out?
Why would you put candy in if it's already out?
That- That's the question I have.
Bryan: --you you didn't let me answer the question once.
Matt: Answer the third question second,
the second question first,
and the fourth question fourth.
Bryan: Eh. Matt: They've got all sorts of different... trolls?
"Slide top back to open mouth and get candy."
Aooooh, okay.
So this...
Could be a very effective way
to hide candy from your siblings.
So you get this thing and
they have no idea
They just think it's like a rattle or something like that,
I don't- I don't know.
Woah.
Oh yeah, you take that off like that.
[candies rattle as they into the troll]
Oh it's goin' in.
[ candies keep rattling]
Look at all that candy goin' in there, dude.
Is that it?
That's all that fits?!
I possibly overloaded it.
Here we have the troll.
What we do now, is we
is we pull back on the head.
[the candies rattle around]
And his mouth opens up.
Oh, and he literally spits out ONE, dude.
He spits out ONE candy.
Awwww, my ear, dude!
Pretty sure I ruptured an ear drum.
A GREEN!
Why is it on his tongue though?
Like I'm eating already masticated candy.
He's all: *blueh*
*dumb voice* You want that?
I made it in my belly.
*normal voice* These aren't that good candies, though.
And they would naturally need to be this exact flavor-
Why? That was banana!
Uuugh, banana again!
Don't you da-
Are you kidding me right now?!
*sigh of relief* Thank goodness, dude.
I was about to throw a tantrum.
*Matt chews the candy loudly*
These are not good candies.
Here's the catch, though:
What ever candy you have
it has to be
the correct size
or else it won't fit in this!
I thought it was just going to open up it's mouth
and then you'd be able to pour it out
That- That would be better.
I will just be like this
*candy rattling*
right?
Bryan: yeah
would you do this every time?
you know what I mean?
and
just for one candy.
There's some novelty there. I-I appreciate the m-mechanics involved.
I would say trash it
the trash it sound plays
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(elevator music)
"bang"
why so hard?
Bryan: Adds to the UMPH of it!
"Stick anywhere, go anywhere"
reading glasses
Why is it still jiggling, dude? *chuckle*
Like, it's still jiggling from when you slammed it down on the table!
free replacement glasses forever... Wow
so many jiggles
on clearance thirteen dollars
thirteen dollars?!
for this?
even on clearance I'm not sure if that's a good deal
first, I thought this was like some kind of mechanism that was gonna shoot out the glasses
you know what I mean
like some type of thing in which you could be like
*psht* hello?
yes
and you like look at things like this
and be like
yes, it's true, you are ugly
but no they're just glasses that you
(weird laugh) Bryan:hey.Matthias:it's mathias
mathias has made a return
oh my gosh dude gonna be blind 2.5 why'd
you get the most intense one ah this
ah this literary transformed me by ten years
i look ten years older
if you want go away activate your free
replacement glasses forever you know
what's really weird is that like it's
straight-up hardcore improving my
eyesight this close but anything beyond
that it's like blurry as heck oh oh oh
man straight up that really improve my
eyesight reading (haaaa) you look so stupid (haaaaaa)
have it no stop
that's when it's out here it's out of
focus it's not doing anything for you I
just made it worse Oh dadthias coming
at you lies he's aging before our eyes
oh these are not great but don't say
they're not great because they're I
don't know that I'm sorry that was an
impulse to say that they're not great
why is he saying this thing you're
saying that's helping your baby cuz I
hate that it's helping my vision can't I
hate that the last thing I want to do is
look at you guys like this and then look
at the products like this and then talk
to you like this right I'm not ready for
dadthias hopefully I'm not doing
YouTube still at that point
#dadthias in the comments below
I say it's Cash it (elevator music) Oh roast beef
ew I hate gravy you know I hate gravy you like
hate gravy
hey gravy pre-made grater like all gravy
come on I hate stop it I'm not kidding
what are you put on your mashed potatoes
sorry not coagulated blood like you I
don't like sauce really I'm very picky
supposed to be cold Brian it's just been
spitting out if that's what we
refrigerated bringing has just been
sitting out it's me in there no this
doesn't make any sense look at the
ingredients water then dehydrated
potatoes
it's what water take a bag no
refrigeration needed until opened why
would meet not need to be refrigerated
what have you done to the meat to make
it so that it can't it doesn't need to
be refrigerated oh go off one color if
you think I'm gonna eat this you have
another thing coming
here we go guys Brian's dinner Oh No oh
my gosh it's like brown green it's like baby poop
(creepy music)
they're this legit just slab of meat I
know jelly-like that's gravy I'm serving
oh no no I say trash are we gonna heat
it up you can heat it up and eat it
No so you don't want to meet them you're
gonna trash it without even knowing it
you know I'm not going to throw it away
I'm gonna give it away I'm gonna give it
to someone who will eat that guarantee
you someone has the taste for that but
at anet me (elevator music) oh jeez oh jeez is enormous
dude like you all because all white
people look the same is that is that
that's racist of you say that you know that
does not look like me the eyes too manly
so Stretch Armstrong the original
Stretch Armstrong he can stretch up to
four times his size hole and stretch him
he returns to his original size and
shape this is an old-school toy wait
wait let's find a real commercial first
okay we've come to save the day for
humanity who is this mysterious mighty
hero
Oh Oh super hero his body looks so
describing your body looks like my body
dude it's like almost there it's like
need some work uh plus there really is
this little flabby from character oh
that was creepy
so now let's watch the original
commercial yeah Armstrong Stretch
Armstrong from Kenner alright let's test
it out for myself dude
oh geez he just lumped forward oh this
thing is heavy dude
man this is a workout no kidding dude
no he's straight-up went back all right
Brian
you grab one arm I'll grab another I
don't think it's for it is that about it
I believe this two feet up typically by
his legs at least a job where the key
going so field all right it's working
okay why does he need to be naked though
it's got a little undies on why couldn't
they just put a shirt on I'm getting
shook by this naked man in my hand
you got a Stretch Armstrong II I say
personally trash it you know I know a
lot of people have some nostalgia I
never cared for this toy I was always
like okay stretched it now what is your
obsession Brian wants to do open heart
surgery right now it is this is this is
rude I'm only good jell no whoa well
touch it that's the dough is it hard if
not what I thought was in there I
thought it was obeying hand we're gonna
just cut that off of it it's just like
plastic that is weird dude (elevator music) have a nice
poop are they straight up boxers that
they have a nice poop that's horrible
dude why are you so happy about this you
want your body for yourself
I can't dry these on because you know
you bought us a target you know some
creep tried these on because the intent
no stop so it says sort of what did you
do it's very big and nothing
wait no I did I saw your face you yell
out you got all emotions you like check
the inside I'm not going to try these on
because people try these on you know
weirdo do we go under we're weirdos and
pervs
I guarantee you people watching right
now are like oh that's not a good thing
to do you shouldn't do that here come to
this like you come the dislikes here come
like it's fine I'll try on underwear I
have a habit of washing clothes before I
try them on let me rephrase that before
I use them as clothes yeah I wash them I
like that little poo emoji that's funny
then I say these are cashing them I
think they're funny and if you have a
significant other you better hope they
have a good sense of humor or else
they're going to think your nasty also
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booyah (elevator music) is this a lego ninja mask got that
right it's kind of interesting because
you can tell that this is fabric but
it's still painted on wow that is tight
owww it whipped me bro
ah dude you trade on now you must have a
small head if that works for you owww I thought you're just being
a baby about it
no dude on tough okay we I have other
people try this on put the velcro on and
they'll mike ah choice on mic
o razor good
my head is too big for it Hey look it
doesn't weigh - before at my not work
ready
oh I'm trying didn't work Davide good
there you go you got it it was made for
Nick there's no novella it was a snap
right off
no ah ah noises we're kids no nude let
go does that not hurt it's not really
fun
what was her bright up so much hard me
like so bad now there's a pee at all
trashes rape sports turbo shoot backyard
waterslide package it's kind of cool
this is not so strange what's a strange
way before you look at the price how
much would you say this cost oh right
yeah I bought some
I bought some remember we had like a
summer thing there's actually vlog on it
and it was it was more expensive than I
thought it was gonna so we so even like
a cheap one the longest one I could find
on Amazon was like maybe 50 bucks and I
was like dang do this kind of spensive
this one I don't know two hundred
dollars
add a zero to that
$2,000 there's no way that's $2,000 it's
a misprint why how why why would it be
$2,000 there's only two pictures
I got bumpers and it's got sled that's
the only thing I can really see so this
is a slide package so it probably comes
with a lot this package includes two
20-foot side sections and a six-inch
starter 110 catch pool and for turbo
sled oh my gosh this better be like the
best like made products in all the USA I
can't imagine anyone buying this though
and you know I'm not going to buy it
either doesn't look fun though
scaly he's literally he's like boom so
that's for like really extreme line but
for $2,000 you know you can get for 2
grand that would be way more fun traget
not too expensive wonder ology watt oh
so there's this rock and I have to break
apart stuff inside it chip and dig to
collect beautiful gems unearthed your
treasure hidden mining treasures geology
let's see what this is about dude I'm
excited man although I have no patience
you have little patience let's check
this out so what I assume this is is
like either a very soft clay we're like
super compacted look super compacted
powder I know what I'm doing here oh
Ill buy that with your money if you grunt like a Caveman or Tim Allen
look at that we found something right
there okay okay
the issue with a product like this is
it's kind of like a one-time use I I
think it's cool though I think it's much
better than not doing anything that is
not a real rock sadly oh look we found
another guy right here there we go see
this rock I can't imagine that it's real
that is a weird-looking Rock that is for
sure is because there'd be no way that
they can get like these kind of like
cool precious rocks they're not even
that precious but still they'd be more
valuable than how much they'd made I am
curious however what else is in there I
do want to finish this you know I mean
so I'm gonna have to say that this
product is in fact Akash's this is how
you get fossils right stab the ground
because there's another clear one with
like little yellow specks in it there's
more in there dude I might do that later
what is that I fun high fun stick and
crawl on walls Oh splat walkers alright
I'm getting the idea now so you throw it
at a wall and that crawls down it jumps
down it stick and crawls on walls flips
you mean falls off the wall you know it
could be funny is you can play a serious
prank on someone with these things right
if they're scared of spiders right and
you just throw this with the one be like
what's that
oh wow these are weird so sticky what's
that and this just like crawling down
the wall and it's giant these things are
super sticky dude fionna sticky that is
hey they get you dang it this is
definitely weird it's a very interesting
texture super sticky you see the door
right there I've been working just falls
off oh hey it's in a ball I did it all
the way to the ground
you guys thought I right not bad not bad
now I'm going to try all three together
the blue guy just really likes it oh my
god I'm in the head got him the no no
stop
he's going under it's stuck
staying has it stay on the ceiling but
on the wall oh nice picked up hair Oh
break your face I don't know think I'm
gonna be the actress Oh hug what were
you doing ah yeah I say it's a bet the
cash is they actually worked as
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