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Booster Gold is a hero in icon a brand
he's a vigilante protecting the streets
of Metropolis and also the head of his
own PR company
he's a wink and a catchphrase he's fame
and fortune incarnate but the number one
thing to know about Booster Gold he's
100 percent full of [ __ ] Michael John
Carter was your average star college
football player from the 25th century
his future in the future was bright
until his mother cut a devastating
illness they couldn't afford to treat
forced into a corner
Michael was caught betting on his own
games in order to pay for the treatment
he removed a future candidate well his
mother did survive Michael found himself
in jail after his time he just managed
to land a job as a security guard at the
metropolis Space Museum and stumbled
upon the exhibit on 20th century
superheroes which inspired him to become
a superhero too and kind of actually he
stole all the hero techy good and turns
out it was the real deal including a cat
damn time machine oh yeah great idea
let's just leave that [ __ ] lying around
in the museum that hires ex-cons as
security
alongside his own c-3po BOTS Skeets
Michael took a trip to the Past he used
his knowledge of future events to profit
off the stock market and form his own
company
goldstar incorporated ah that's pretty
clever of him I'll ever let go [ __ ]
Michael J played this PR firm and
Merchandising house would eventually
introduce him as a self-made superhero
celebrity gold star exempt Ronald Reagan
misheard the name as Booster Gold and it
stuck well now he sounds like a trading
card peg don't get the wrong idea
Michael didn't initially become a
superhero for altruistic means even
Superman the most positive man alive
believe Booster Gold to be a huge dick
who could blame him booster didn't care
about helping people
he just wanted to make a fortune on
problems he arty knew would have
in sports Almanac remember luckily he
wasn't all talk his stolen technology
was incredibly advanced like his power
suit which despite making him looked
like a huge tool increases his strength
speed and toughness to superhuman levels
his main offensive gear includes energy
comments both of which can fire you need
directional blast known as booster shots
really leaning into that brand synergy
arm and if an enemy is getting a little
handsy he can redirect the gauntlets
energy through his suit zapping the [ __ ]
out of anything it touches or it can
have up his strength even more he's just
gotta be careful not to run out of fuel
his goggles include heat vision infrared
and x-ray and his legion flight ring
allows him to you know but at the end of
the day boosters still an ordinary guy
he's like a Iron Man we're a dumb loser
speaking of dumb losers whiz waves your
hair so much longer unlike that
yesterday Oh growth spurts
wait a minute you finished the time
machine what no screw you is I'm going
back to the future whatever come back
next week for the full episode of cable
versus Booster Gold