Am I a lucky duck or what?
I put out feelers that I'm interested in
starting my own product line, wanna spend lots of money,
and I'm immediately contacted by Roz and Larry here
to be my manufacturing partners!
They're complete strangers, but they have a nice house,
and that makes me trust them on a gut level.
Why is the factory closed, again?
Oh, a skunk got in there.
Pissed or whatever.
Well, I'm convinced.
Stan, is this a great idea or is this a great idea?
Or do you not like it and think I'm a fool?
Uh, it's -- it's great.
You're great. Oh, excellent.
Roz, Larry, here is a check for the last of my money.
Oh, great, but we can do this later.
Uhp! Uhh! [ Glass shatters ]
[ Door slams ] That's a good sign, right?
Eager to get started? Uh...
Stan, they have a very expensive home.
They don't need my money.
I think this is an open house.
Could you both sign in?
So, I've been getting quite the runaround,
but you're the right person to help me stop a check?
Well, I wrote a check that was my entire life savings
made out to cash earlier today, and I'd like to...
Stop! That! Check!
Okay, thank you so much! You're gorgeous!
They cashed it hours ago.
[ Sobbing ]
I'm a fool! A failure!
I know you know it, Stan!
Tell me like it is!
Well, if you must know the truth...
[ Whispering ] No! Keep lying, Stan!
Wuzzat? [ Sobbing ]
The truth is...
Lie, lie, lie!
Wuzzat?
You're a great hairdresser.
Yes!
So, if I want to get back on top...
I need to give Rod Stewart a new forever haircut!
That's what worked before!
Oh, Rod's gonna be so excited!
But I don't know how to get in touch with him.
Hmm...
Aw, and it was such a good idea --
Oh, man! Lucky duck alert!
It's a picture of Rod.
I-I can read the squiggles,
but why don't you read them to me?
It says Rod's in town for the grand opening
of one of his incredible stew restaurants,
the Art of Stew by Rod Stew-Art.
Rod Stewart is the same person as Rod Stew-Art?!
Yum, right?
I can taste those big, hard carrot pieces already.
♪♪
Restaurant opening is in 15 minutes, Mr. Stewart.
Eh, it's okay.
They can't make the stew without me.
[ Gasps ] Surprise, Rod-baby!
I'm sure sorry we snuck into your limo, sir.
I-I love your stews.
Josay Bosay!
Give us a kiss, you cheeky bastard!
Mwah!
Josay, why has it been so long?
Oh, I thought it was because we were both
after the smashing Victoria Principal --
legs for days, lot of cowlicks, though, for a woman --
and when she chose me, I figured it ate you up inside.
Josay, I-I thought you were a homosexual?
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, Rod, there's not much time.
I'm very impressed by all the success you've had
with the stew restaurants.
Mmmwah.
What a great new chapter for you.
Speaking of new chapters, I want one.
And what better way for me to have one
than by giving you a brand-new hairstyle
to be revealed at the grand opening
of one of your suburban stew restaurants?
Seems like a strange plan.
It's not. It's a very good plan.
Just ask Stan. He's on board.
The bloke with the great hair?
That's Stan.
My most supportive friend.
Now, let's get cracking.
Absolutely not, Bosay!
[ Cheering ]
Stan, he's not letting me do it!
[ Crowd shouting ]
Stan, help!
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Tires squeal ]
[ All screaming ]
[ Siren wailing ]
Did we just kidnap Rod Stewart?
Rod Stewart: Yes, you did!
Okay, that's one vote.