ON WEDNESDAY, WE HAD ON THE SHOW BRYAN CRANSTON.
SIR BRYAN CRANSTONS IS WE ALL KNOW.
I KNIGHTED HIM WHILE HE WAS HERE.
>> Jon: YOU CAN DO THAT.
>> Stephen: AND BRYAN IS NOMINATED FOR A TONY
FOR HIS AMAZING PERFORMANCE IN THE BROADWAY SHOW "NETWORK."
AND BRYAN SURPRISED OUR AUDIENCE WITH A VERY GENEROUS OFFER.
ABOUT 400 PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN "NETWORK."
>> I WISH YOU COULD.
I WISH YOU COULD-- WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ME IN
THE PLAY?
( APPLAUSE )
I WOULD LIKE TO TREAT ALL OF YOU TO COME SEE ME IN THIS PLAY
TONIGHT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY WOULD SAY YES, AND IT WAS
APPROXIMATELY ALL OF THEM.
( LAUGHTER )
AND HEADED TO HIS THEATER.
THIS IS "STEPHEN & BRYAN'S TIMES SQUARE ADVENTURE.
HELLO, NEW YORK!
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
♪ ♪ ♪ >> ARE THEY STILL FOLLOWING US?
>> Stephen: YEAH, THEY'RE STILL THERE.
I KNOW YOU HAVE TO PERFORM IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
DO YOU DO ANY KIND OF VOCAL WARM-UP ON YOUR WAY TO THE
THEATER.
>> I DO.
I CAN DO IT NOW.
>> Stephen: LET'S DO IT.
RED LEATHER, YELLOW LEATHER.
I DID CRIME IN '95, AND THAT OLD FISHERMAN DID NOT SURVIVE.
>> OH!
( CHEERS )
PASSING BY WHERE BURNES IS PLAYING WITH ADAM DRIVER.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN "BURN THIS?"
>> ADAM DRIVER IS NOT IN THE SHOW TONIGHT.
HIS UNDERSTUDY IS ON.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD COME OVER TO SEE "NETWORK."
>> HIS UNDERSTUDY IS ON.
COME SEE "NETWORK" HERE'S JUNIORS.
>> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO GET A CHEESECAKE?
>> I'D LOVE TO.
>> HI!
>> WELCOME TO JUNIORS.
>> Stephen: I'LL TAKE ONE LARGE CHEESECAKE, PLEASE.
>> ONE LARGE CHEESECAKE?
>> AND 400 FORKS.
>> AND 400 FORKS?
>> Stephen: YES, THANK YOU.
>> I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THESE THINGS, IT'S IMPORTANT-- YOU DON'T-- DON'T
TOUCH THE COOKIES.
DON'T-- BECAUSE SO SANITARY.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> NICE!
OH, THESE ARE THE FORKS.
>> YEAH, THOSE ARE THE FORKS!
>> Stephen: I'M NOT A RACCOON!
DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE.
>> >> PERFECT!
>> Stephen: THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> OH!
>> Stephen: SO CLOSE.
A LITTLE MORE, LIKE THIS.
>> OH, YEAH.
UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT.
HERE WE GO!
CHEESECAKE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HERE YOU GO, FORKS.
HERE GU.
>> HERE WE GO.
THAT'S IT.
GO FOR IT.
>> Stephen: FASS AROUND.
YOU YOU BE WHAT THE BEST THING SOCLEANSE YOUR MOUTH AFTER YOU'D
HAD SOME CHEESECAKE?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: M&Ms.
YOU HAVE EVER TRIED THESE?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE ONE OF THE VOICES OF THE M&Ms, AREN'T
YOU?
>> NO, I WISH I WAS.
>> Stephen: REALLY.
J.K. SIMMONS IS ONE OF THE VOICES YOU COULD TOTAL BEE BE A
BETTER CANDY THAN J.K. SIMMONS.
I WANT TO GET SOME CANDY FOR MY AUDIENCE, PLEASE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> FANTASTIC.
WOW!
>> Stephen: OH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
>> THANK YOU, J.K.
>> Stephen: WHO LIKES M&Ms?
>> HERE WE ARE, TIMES SQUARE, 47th STREET.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> Stephen: ISN'T IT AMAZE TONG NEW YORK USED TO BE
DANGEROUS.
THIS USED TO ALL BE PORNO.
ONE GENERATION HAS GONE FROM PORNO TO ELMO IN TIMES SQUARE.
STILL NO PANTS.
>> LOOK!
STORM TROOPER.
>> Stephen: CAN WE DO A PHOTO?
HERE, GET IN THE MIDDLE.
HOW MUCH IS THIS?
>> $10.
>> Stephen: IT'S $15 TO HAVE YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH BRYAN
CRANSTON.
SO YOU OWE MY $5 NOW.
>> FIVE BUCK S.
>> Stephen: NO?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE "NETWORK"?
COME ON.
COM.
LET'S GO!
COME ON, LET'S GO!
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: THE POLICE ARE
BLOCK TRAFFIC ON BROADWAY.
>> THIS IS THE THEATER!
THANK YOU ALL!
I AM SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE ALL COMING TO SEE MY PLAY TONIGHT!
( CHEERS )
IN WITH YOU TONIGHT.
>> NO, I THINK THERE'S BEEN A LITTLE MISCOMMUNICATION.
NO, WHAT I WANTED TO DO IS INVITE YOUR AUDIENCE TO COME SEE
THE PLAY WITH ME TONIGHT.
SO-- AND THEY'RE HERE.
SO THAT'S GREAT.
>> Stephen: BUT I'M-- I'M IN MY SHOW.
>> TECHNICALLY, BUT YOU'RE NOT AN AUDIENCE MEMBER IN YOUR SHOW.
ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: I MEAN, I WATCH IT THE NEXT MORNING ON TIVO.
>> THAT'S KIND OF SAD.
THERE MIGHT BE STAND ROOM ONLY.
>> Stephen: NO, THAT'S GOOD.
HAVE A GOOD SHOW.
>> THANK YOU.
AND THANKS FOR LET MEEG STEAL YOUR AUDIENCE!
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!
THANKS, BUDDY.
OKAY.
>> Stephen: "NETWORK" IS AT THE BELASCO THEATRE THROUGH
JUNE 8.
THANK you AGAIN TO BRYAN CRANSTON!
AND J.K. SIMMONS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEANU REEVES.