FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS WON OSCARS, EMMYS AND YOUR HEART.
SHE NOW STARS ON BROADWAY IN "THE GLASS MENAGERIE."
PLEASE WELCOME THE GREAT SALLY FIELD!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
>> THAT OPENING WAS BRILLIANT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HADN'T HEARD THE PRESS
CONFERENCE BECAUSE I WAS WORKING SO I GOT EXCERPTS FROM YOU, AND
THEN YOUR COMMENT.
THAT WAS BRILLIANT.
>> Stephen: A LOT OF IT WAS REFRESHING.
>> BRILLIANT AND HORRIFYING.
>> Stephen: EXCITING.
EXCITING IS A WORD.
>> Stephen: EXCITING IS A WORD, YEAH.
TERROR IS A FORM OF EXCITEMENT, ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH, TERROR MIGHT BE THE MORE APPROPRIATE WORD.
>> Stephen: DISOORIENTING, CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS, SWEATING
AT NIGHT -- >> THOSE ARE ALL THE RIGHT
WORDS.
>> Stephen: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE LAST MARCH.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU GAVE ME A BIG OLD KISS.
>> I DID.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT WAS THAT DID IT?
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN CALLED, SALLY.
>> I HAVEN'T CALLED.
I WAS HORRIFIED I DID IT.
>> Stephen: I WASN'T.
I WASN'T HORRIFIED AT ALL.
>> YOU WEREN'T?
>> Stephen: NO, MY WIFE WASN'T HAPPY.
>> I CAN IMAGINE.
I CAN IMAGINE.
I APOLOGIZED TO HER.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
AND, WELL, YOU LIKED IT?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OF COURSE, I LIKED
IT.
I LIKE SALLY FIELD!
>> SO...
WHAT'S NEW?
>> Stephen: I ALSO GOT A COLD AS A RESULT OF IT.
>> YOU HAD A COLD LAST TIME, TOO.
>> Stephen: NO, YOU GAVE ME A COLD.
>> YOU HAD IT ALL THIS TIME?
>> Stephen: NO, YOU GAVE ME LAST TIME.
>> I GAVE YOU THAT, BUT IT WAS ONE HELL OF A COLD!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT WAS.
ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
( PAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
AND THE LAST THING WE TALKED ABOUT HIS HILLARY CLINTON.
>> WE DID.
>> Stephen: SHE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND YOU ENDORSED
HILLARY CLINTON.
>> SURE DID.
>> Stephen: TRUMP IS NOW PRESIDENT.
PEOPLE LOVE A WINNER.
YOU WANT TO BACK DONALD TRUMP?
>> YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A NICE STEAMY PILE THAT YOU WERE --
>> Stephen: YEAH, ORGANIC.
ORGANIC.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO HAND TO HIM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S NO WAY TO
BRING A NATION TOGETHER.
>> I'M SORRY, THE NATION IS IN DIRE TROUBLE.
>> Stephen: MM-HMM.
MIGHT BE.
>> REAL, REAL TROUBLE.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK MIGHT BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER?
HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY POLITICAL ACTIVITY SINCE LAST
TIME?
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
>> WELL, I HAVE BEEN ON STAGE, SO IT'S BEEN LIMITED.
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
DID YOU GO TO THE WOMEN'S MARCHS?
>> I WENT TO MARCHS HERE, SPOKE AT GATHERINGS.
I THINK, AS SOON AS I CAN, I WILL BE DOING WHATEVER I CAN.
BUT I WAS SO INCREDIBLY MOVED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE ALL OVER THE
UNITED STATES WITHOUT A MOMENT TO BREATHE, WHEN THE BAN
HAPPENED, THEY WERE IN THEIR CARS, THEY WERE AT THE AIRPORTS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YEAH, IT WAS VERY
NICE, WASN'T IT?
>> EVERYWHERE.
EVEN IN LOS ANGELES, THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN TWO OR THREE HOURS TO
GET THERE EVEN IF YOU'RE TWO OR THREE MILES AWAY.
>> Stephen: MM-HMM.
EVERYBODY.
AS HORRIFYING AS THIS IS -- AND IT REALLY IS -- TO SEE PEOPLE
STANDING UP IN A WAY THAT I HAD NOT -- I HAD NOT SEEN BEFORE AND
EVEN IN THE '60s, AND I WAS THERE IN THE '60s, EXCEPT I
WASN'T ONE OF THEM, I WAS DOING "THE FLYING NUN" AT THE TIME.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: TRUE.
WE COULD USE YOUR SUPER POWERS NOW.
>> YEAH.
SHE COULD FLY BUT HAD NO SUPER POWERS WHATSOEVER.
>> Stephen: SHE COULD FLY.
TRUST ME, IT WASN'T ALL THAT MUCH.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, THE COMEDY
YOU'RE DOING AND SEVERAL OTHERS IS SO INCREDIBLY VALUABLE AND
IMPORTANT TO SEE THAT KIND OF -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT REALLY IS.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BY SEVERAL OTHERS, YOU MEAN MY RERUNS, RIGHT?
>> YES, ALL YOUR RERUNS.
ALL THE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS YOU BRING TO LIGHT.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WELL, IT'S FUN.
I ENJOY DOING THE SHOW BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
I'D GO CRAZY IF I COULDN'T COME HERE.
SAME WAY HE'D GO CRAZY IF HE COULDN'T TALK TO PEOPLE.
>> AND HE GOES CRAZY WHEN HE TALKS TO PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: KIND OF LIKE THAT.
SO YOU'RE ON TWITTER, FINALLY, I UNDERSTAND.
ARE YOU A HACKTIVIST?
>> I'M A FLEDGLING TWITTER-ER.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
REAL MOMMA GUMP.
>> Stephen: YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK, RIGHT?
>> 50/50.
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU GO INTO THE BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP COMPANY,
DO YOU GET ANY TABLE YOU WANT?
MOMMA GUMP IS HERE.
TABLE, PLEASE.
HAVE THE WAITER WASHED AND BROUGHT TO ME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> CAN I DO THAT?
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH.
I WOULD LOVE TO GO DO THAT WITH YOU.
THAT WOULD BE FUN.
HARD TO GET A SEAT THERE SOMETIMES.
SO LET ME SEE, YOU'RE NOT ON TWITTER UNTIL YOU --
>> WELL, I FOLLOW YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU FOLLOW ME?
YES.
>> Stephen: WE'VE GOT TO GET INTO A TWITTER WAR.
>> I DON'T READ WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME.
>> Stephen: ABOUT YOU?
NO.
>> Stephen: SO I CAN ATTACK YOU ON TWITTER AND YOU WON'T
KNOW.
>> I WON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen:@-- REAL MOMMA GUMP.
I READ ALL THE STUFF YOU SAY.
>> Stephen: SALLY FIELD CAN'T REALLY FLY DESPITE LYING TO US
FOR YEARS.
HASH TAG.
>> ALTERNATIVE FACTS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE.
>> Stephen: HASHTAG, FAKE NONE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: BACK WITH MORE SALLY FIELD.
STICK AROUND.