*Jory screams*
Yeah, that's why you don't wanna try this at home!
Hello, and welcome to another episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Riley: (in deep voice) And I'm your crazy, truck-drivin' sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
See, I don't think trucks can actually do that!
Sure they can! Look it! (makes truck noises)
Yeah, see, that never happens. I've never seen a truck do that! I mean, Speed Racer can do that, but that's, that's all, like, CGI. And we don't believe in stuff like that!
Let's just microwave this truck!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory and Riley: 2.6!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory 2.6, safety is that door! And that's why we hide behind it, because it's a big door. And it protects our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
*RC truck zooms by and crashes*
Jory: (to Riley) Dude, you just crashed!
Riley: I'm sorry!
Jory: I wanted to flip it up like a skateboard, but it's NOT a skateboard! It's an RC car, donated by Evan Porsoco. Let's go and microwave it!
*whirring of RC truck's wheels*
We also have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, the GoldStar, Melissa. She's beautiful, I love her, you can't have her!
Riley: Uh-oh!
Jory: No, no, no! You have to parallel park it!
Jon: Parallel park that thing!
Jory: Oh! Uh-oh!
Riley: Ready? Look out! Ready?
Jory: There we go!
Jon: Uh, you guys kinda left a scuff mark on the side of Melissa. You see that? You just ripped the paint right off!
Riley: It happens!
Jon: Or the dirt! I don't know which!
Jory: Dirt, definitely dirt!
*Riley sneezes in background*
Jory: Okay, so how long are we gonna put that in there? Isn't it weird how these don't have, like, truck things?
Jon: Indy 500!
Jory: Indy 500?
Jon: Which is not involved with trucks in any way! But it's involved with auto racing, so it's close enough!
Jory: (in British accent) Right, right!
Let's do this!
Jory: Oh, oh! The fake metal on the tires sparkled a little bit!
Jon: Okay, guys, be honest- when you were kids, you wanted one of those Power Wheels, right?
Power Wheels? No, I knew they were slow.
Jon: You didn't want a Power Wheels? Riley, didn't you own a Power Wheels?
Riley: I'm sure I did.
Jon: You're sure you did?
Jory: They're really slow!
Jon: Yeah, but they were awesome!
Jory: I wanted a go-kart!
Jory: Oh, oh!
Riley: Oh, dear!
Jon: Oh, put on the nitrous!
Riley: What the hell was that?!
Jory: Oh, oh! That's nice! You know, the objects in that microwave are closer than they appear!
Jory: Oh! There's a fire! You know, if it was that hard to get it in there, do you think it'll be that hard to get it out?
Jon: No, it's probably shrinking in size right now, because it's melting into one giant lump.
Jory: Hopefully, hopefully.
Jon: I just like watching it burn!
Jory: It just sunk away. Let's stop this.
Jon: Alright, let's cut it, dudes!
Jon: Wow! It came out a lot easier... (disappointedly) Oh!
Jory: The good news is that it's rear-wheel drive. So, it'll be goin'. It's still goin', it's still good!
Jon: Yeah, but the driver melted into oblivion!
Jory: Yeah, yeah... Okay, let's throw that on the pile.
Jon: It's like a bicycle, except the wheels aren't going in parallel directions.
So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave an RC car? And I think the unanimous decision is "no"!
Jon: RC cars are awesome! I wanna drive one right now!
Yeah! Do you know those gas ones? Those ones are awesome!
Riley: The ones that go 60 miles per hour?
Jory: Yes! Like a real car!
So, that's about it for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And that car is cooked! (in silly voice) Ha! The car is cooked!
*end credits play*
Who donated this?
Insert title here!
*wheels of truck whir as Riley spins it*