White right- white? white.
We're recording now.
- No, I'm not doing your awful intro again! - *chuckling* Do my intro.
Hello, lads.
And ladies.
And other.
Today - ow! my f- *laughing*
*thud*
- Just come in. - *laughing*
Hi. Ow, I hurt my hand.
Today, after the fantastic response we had to our last Cards Against Humanity video
The whole thing's just gone!
after the response on our last Cards Against Humanity video
which was fantastic and everyone seemed to love it
I thought I'd come back and make another thing with this thing.
Originality is dead.
- I mean, we already knew that - Yeah...
- Stop flickering, light! - *laughing*
Look what's left in the box!
At least they're already pre-shuffled.
Isn't that a bonus?
If you don't know what this game is, basically, you take a black card and - *stutters*
*Emma laughing*
You take a black card and it has a sentence on it for you to finish.
Just like last time, I am going to have about 3 cards,
and Emma, you're going to have about 50.
Can you show your deck of cards that you're picking from?
I do have quite- quite a- quite a few.
In the last video I had literally, basically none,
and Emma was sat there with a frickin' wad.
Hmm, and then you nearly blinded me.
I'll just let you win with Batman.
*music*
- win with Batman- Oh no!
No! You can win extra now! You can win extra now!
Yeah, we don't talk about that.
*sarcastically* Mhm.
This is Luke and Emma play Cards Against Humanity.
*ding*
Hey, we have gained glasses.
- There you go- I- detention- - This is what we would have looked like as parents
Would have?
Yeah, would have.
Aww...
Okay! Right, Emma, here we go. You ready?
- I'm so- yes. - Here we go, just giving it a big shuffle.
Keep those devil-
Wah!
The fuck is wrong with you?
Okay, we'll go with that one.
"A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without."
Oh, I have so many.
- Hmm, which of these do I possibly choose? - *laughing*
*laughing*
That's a good one.
*humming*
*laughs*
What is your laugh?
*laughs harder*
"A-A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without."
"Whipping it out." *ding*
*ding*
I-I concur, and I shall raise that Whipping it out with
"A-A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without..."
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh!
- You've gotta keep your face out 'cause it's doing face recognition. - Duh-duh duh-duh! Duh-nuh-duh!
Duh nuh-nuh duh duh-duh!
Dun duh-nuh!
- Wait! Oh! - Duh duh-nuh duh!
- Oh, not this one again! - "A salty surprise!"
*ding* Thats - I swear that's your go-to card
*laughing* It's the best card!
- Is it? - Yes
Which one do you think wins the contest?
We need like a third person to judge
I mean...
- They - they're the same joke aren't they? - They're both - yeah.
They're the same joke.
- We both- - We both win! Yay!
Pick! Duh-nuh-nuh!
At least you're not showing them to me this time.
Yeah, that was really...
*makes noises like a fast car*
Yeah, that - that's - you're showing them to me.
- *continues to make noises like a fast car* - *laughing*
That was still so funny
You've dropped like 4!
No!
"But before I kill you Mr Bond, I must show you"
*Luke laughing*
There's so many good ones.
The difficult thing about playing this on YouTube is that
there's loads of really inappropriate things that you can choose
but, you know that someone is gonna like, hate you for doing it.
Uh, so, you just don't.
"But before I kill you Mr Bond, I must show you"
"Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus."
"Before I kill you Mr Bond,"
Yes
"I must show you"
Mmhm
"A ginger's freckled ballsack"
Whoah!
Okay, you win.
Go on then.
*ding*
Pick one!
Pick one of the floor cards!
Oh, it's on the floor!
*Luke giggling*
*stammers* What the fuck?
Bloop!- Oh no
Good.
Luke. "Why do I hurt all over?"
Uhhh... ohh... *laughs* oh God. Oh no.
Boom!
Emma, "Why do I hurt all over?"
"William Shatner"
- Who-what- - Exactly!
It's not funny, is it!
- What. - Exactly!
- Luke - Yeah
"Why do I hurt all over?"
"A snapping turtle biting the end of my penis."
- *laughing* - Yeah, I'd say you win that.
Thaaaanks!
"Make a haiku." Do you know what a haiku is?
Yes.
5 - 7 - 5?
Yeah, I know what it is.
I'm not fucking - I'm not 10!
If you don't know what a haiku is, basically it's a short poem that has 5 syllables,
then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables.
Can I read you my haiku?
It's really beautiful. Can I read it to you?
Yes please, please go ahead.
"Heartwarming orphans."
"Being hunted like a fox."
"Men. Surprise sex! Man-meat."
That's disgusting.
That's really bad.
Uhm...
That's really dark, isn't it?
- Yeah - Ohh..
I have prepared a haiku for you, Emma.
I don't know if I care
- You're taking like - you're taking like 20 minutes. - I - I've prepared - c'mon! C'mon!
"A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings,"
"Anal beads,"
"Wifely duties."
*laughter*
That's good. That's better.
That's - you win.
And, the final one,
"What are my parents hiding from me?"
*burp*
Who-ah!
Whoah!
It wasn't even good, it sounds like a frog.
I dare you.
No!
I dare you!
I can't! I can't do it, I just can't do it.
Why're you dancing?
*Waiting for Emma music plays* I'm gonna put in some "Waiting for Emma" music
Oh, says you, Mr. "I'm Gonna Take 20 Minutes To Sort Out A Haiku".
Oh, what's this one?
Whatever this one is,
Okay, whatever -
- Whatever that one is is my card. - Wait, wait, catch one. Ready? Ready?
Okay.
Oh, that's rubbish. '"Laying an egg"?!
What are your parents hiding from you, Emma?
"Laying an egg."
And my parents -
"The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi."
Okay, last chance.
Catch one.
Duh-nunununununuh!
Okay.
- I didn't even catch one. - You didn't catch a single one!
Okay, go!
*gasp*
What are your parents hiding from you, Emma?
Let's find out!
Let's find out together.
*sharp intake of breath*
Hold it a bit stiller, Emma.
"Oompa-Loompas"
That's my one!
Done!
What are my parents hiding from me?
They're hiding...
"Genuine human connection."
Aww, baby...
*cries*
- *cries* - Baby...
*cries*
That was the game.
*laugh*
The really soft "bloop" of this -
Somehow I think this is worse than the first one.
Obviously.
- But I have a hat this time! - Ohhh, stooop!
Stop being weird.
Ow!
Nice glasses loser, four eyes.
I thought you were gonna hit me.
- *laughs, nervously - I still might!
Well, hopefully that was a perfectly watchable few minutes of your life,
and I hope you enjoyed.
Can we stop trying to hit me in the eye?
So, I hope you enjoyed the video, if you did, please give it a big thumbs up right now.
Give my thumbing a big thumping thumb.
What? I don't know.
Thanks a lot, I'll see you next week for another fantastic video.
Bye.
I think we're done.
Oh, did you break?
Do you want a good thumbing up the nose?
*laughing*
*fart noise*