(foreign language)
(laughs)
- Hey Siri, what do you call me?
- Daddy?
- You would like me to call you daddy?
- No.
(screaming)
(calm guitar music)
- Hello and welcome back to my Spanish challenge game show,
Does Tequila Make Your Spanish Better?
So today it's gonna be the ultimate Spanish challenge.
Obviously you do not need to drink tequila
to speak better Spanish,
we're not advising you to do that, at all.
No, we're not, definitely not.
We are gonna do three challenges.
Once completely sober, and again
when we're a little tipsy/drunk.
Gadiel and Iván to help out with the challenges.
- Challenge number one. We're going to give them a phrase
in English, they gotta say it to us in Spanish.
- All right, Challenge number two. They got five minutes
to write a short story and then they gotta read it to us
in Spanish.
- Challenge number three.
We're going to interview them in Spanish and only Spanish.
- My expectation is that Maya will be better sober
and Eli will be better drunk.
- Okay so, challenge number one.
Give me the phrase.
(foreign language)
- Is that donut?
- No.
- I don't know what that is but I know
blank is in a bag?
- Yeah, yeah
- But what is that, is that a slang?
- In like, a purse or wallet.
(foreign language)
- Weed?
(laughing)
No! You can't do that this is a family friendly show!
No, no, no!
- You did a good job. It's legal in California.
- Okay I won, I get a point.
- Yeah you get a point.
- Did you know what it was?
- Yeah, she got it right.
- Yeah, I didn't what that was, 'cause that's slang.
- It's a slang.
- Yeah that's pretty slang
- That's pretty slang. But you still get a point.
- Eli's turn.
(foreign language)
- You have a red bike?
(cheering)
- I have a red bike!
- I'm proud of you, honestly - Wow!
- I need you guys to speak slow.
- I forget that.
- Great, so now we're going to write our short stories.
(ticking)
- And...time!
All right, Eli, you go first.
(foreign language)
(laughing)
- Damn.
- That is the cutest story I have ever heard.
- That was fire, that was fire - I love that story
- That was great
- Wow I'm really surprised
- Wow!
- I did not know you had that in you.
- Okay, so what would you guys say?
- Ah, man, I'm really utterly surprised,
and, you know, I'm proud of you.
I'ma give him the point.
- Yeah, I'll give you the point
because you really tried and you took risk,
and it showed.
- Okay.
(foreign language)
- Oh no! Why am I (beep) this up!
What's painting?
(foreign language)
- You can't help, you can't help!
(laughing)
What the hell!
- You were supposed to have it written down
- This is supposed to be written down.
You can't help.
(foreign language)
- That's it.
(foreign language)
- You forgot what painting meant
- It's cool, he forgot how to say gave.
- Yeah.
- I give you a point.
- Yeah, I give you a point, too.
- Mkay
- You're more advanced, Maya.
- I look so nervous.
- Welcome to the Papi and Chulo show,
(foreign language)
- Don't laugh at him.
- Everyone's so mean, God.
(foreign language)
- Perfect.
(laughing)
- All right,
(foreign language)
- Now we're gonna get drunk.
(cheering)
(foreign language)
- And then we're going to do it all over again!
- I really feel like this will help.
- Salud. (clinking glasses)
- Salud.
- Here we go!
(clinking glasses)
- Salud!
- All right, so they're drunk.
- Everything is vibrating right now.
- You guys, you guys,
- Everything is vibrating.
- They're tipsy.
- Okay, Eli, are you ready?
- Okay, let's go
(foreign language)
- What shape is the bird in this current space and time.
- Nope, wrong.
(bleep)
- [Maya] The bird is in the tree
- The bird is in the tree.
- All right, hey, I got bird.
- All right, Gadiel, I'm gonna give this one to Maya.
You've lost it man.
- I got bird! I think that's pretty good.
(foreign language)
(gasp)
- My little heart
- Uh-huh
- What did you say?
(foreign language)
- I don't know what (foreign language) is,
but my little heart is blank for your love.
(foreign language)
- When you're--
- Mourning?
- Yes.
- Ohhh
- Say it again.
- So, my little heart is mourning your love?
(cheering)
- All right, so, no points for Eli, one point for Maya,
let's go to round dos.
- Hey Siri, what do you call me?
- Daddy?
- You would like me to call you daddy?
- No.
(screaming)
- And...stop.
Drop your pencils.
All right, Maya, you go first.
(foreign language)
- Can we say (foreign language) and add a word?
- No.
- You can't translate that.
(foreign language)
- There's some stank on it.
- Powerful.
- Stank.
(foreign language)
- Eli.
- You brought that Latino heat.
(foreign language)
- Maya's story made way more sense.
- Again, different levels.
- I emoted, it's because I emoted.
- All right, let's go to round numero tres.
(foreign language)
(laughing)
- Oh, that was good.
(foreign language)
- I hate not knowing anything.
(foreign language)
(cheering)
- What language are you speaking?
- I don't know, I don't know what I'm saying.
I think I started off pretty strong.
(foreign language)
- I lost this one.
(foreign language)
- Both of y'all did great, I'm proud of the both of you,
- I do wanna add that I knew what y'all were talking about.
- [Maya] What were we saying?
- You were talking about a date,
and then you were talking about what you would say
to your younger self, right.
(cheering)
- What did I say to my younger self?
- You know, pump the breaks, you know.
Focus on yourself
(foreign language)
- So what's your conclusion of us sober versus drunk?
- I think Eli did worse drunk.
- Yeah, you're right.
- I think Eli did worse drunk, for sure.
- I think Maya got more comfortable.
I think Eli surprised us a little bit.
- Honestly I was very surprised.
- I was very surprised.
- I think we did good, I think that I'm glad
that we did this, thank you guys for being here
and letting us feel comfortable.
- Giggling in my ears
- Even though they like, make fun, and like laugh and stuff,
I feel comfortable failing in front of them.
And that's what you need, if you're learning Spanish
you need to be around people who make you feel comfortable
failing in front of them.
- That's right.
(guitar music)
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