>>> OH, MY GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO COOL.
>> I KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET A PSYCHIC READING.
>> OH, MY GOD, IS ANYONE HERE? I REALLY WANT TO GET ONE.
>> YOU WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE? SIT, AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT
LIES AHEAD. FOR MADAME VIVELDA KNOWS ALL.
>> OH, YES. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
>> YEAH, THIS YEAR HAS BEEN SO INSANE AND HARD.
WE KIND OF WANT TO SKIP AHEAD AND JUST SEE WHAT NEXT YEAR
HOLDS INSTEAD. >> YEAH, 2019 HAS SUCKED!
BUT I THINK 2020 IS GOING TO BE OUR YEAR.
>> TOTALLY. >> OH, YES.
OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? >> I'LL GO.
MADAME VIVELDA, THINGS ARE GETTING KIND OF SERIOUS WITH MY
BOYFRIEND, AND I'M CURIOUS IF YOU SEE US MOVING IN TOGETHER
NEXT YEAR. >> HMM, OKAY.
LET ME SEE. LET ME LOOK.
OKAY. YES, YES.
YES I SEE YOU. YOU ARE IN YOUR HOME.
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THERE. YES, YOU ARE IN THE HOME YOU
SHARE TOGETHER. YES, I SEE HIM, HE'S WASHING A
BAG OF DORITOS WITH SOAP. AND YOU ARE SCREAMING AT HIM.
YOU ARE CRYING. YOU ARE SCREAMING, THAT'S NOT
ENOUGH SOAP. YOU NEED TO USE MORE SOAP.
I DON'T WANT TO GET IT FROM A BAG OF CHIPS.
>> WHAT? GET WHAT FROM CHIPS?
>> THE VISION IS GONE. WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT?
KNOW WHY I'M WASHING CHIPS NEXT YEAR.
>> MADAME VIVELDA, I'LL GO. I'M UP FOR A BIG PROMOTION IN
MARCH AND I'M WONDERING IF YOU SEE ANYTHING WORK RELATED FOR ME
NEXT YEAR. >> OKAY.
NO, I DON'T SEE WORK. I SEE YOU ON THE PHONE WITH A
MAN FROM FEDEX. AND YOU ARE CRYING.
YOU ARE SAYING, WHERE IS MY ADULT COLORING BOOK?
I NEED MY ADULT COLORING BOOK. >> WAIT, ANNIE, DO YOU COLOR?
>> NO, OF COURSE I DON'T COLOR. >> IT'S OKAY IF YOU DO.
>> I DON'T COLOR! HER PSYCHIC VISION MUST BE OFF.
THIS ISN'T LIKE ME. I WANT TO GO TO MUSEUMS AND
CONCERTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. >> I DON'T SEE ANY CONCERTS IN
2020. ONLY COLORING.
MONDAY, COLORING. TUESDAY, COLORING.
ALL THE DAYS, COLORING. HA HA HA!
OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? >> UM, I GUESS ME, BUT I DON'T
KNOW IF I WANT TO GO ANYMORE. >> NO, NO, YOU GIVE ME YOUR
PALM. I SENSE A LOT OF FUN TRAVEL IN
YOUR FUTURE. >> YOU DO?
OKAY, GOOD. ACTUALLY, ME AND MY BOYFRIEND
ARE PLANNING TO FLY TO PARIS IN MAY.
>> OH, THAT'S FUN. BUT NO, I DON'T SEE
YOU FLYING TO PARIS. I SEE YOU DRIVING TO KENTUCKY,
YES. AND YOU ARE PEEING IN A BAG IN
THE CAR BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID TO USE THE GAS STATION BATHROOM.
YOU PEE IN THE BAG AND THEN HE PEES IN THE BAG, AND ON AND ON
UNTIL KENTUCKY! >> WAIT, WHY DOES HE GO TO
KENTUCKY? >> YEAH, WHAT DO WE DO IN
KENTUCKY? >> OKAY, LET'S SEE.
YES, YES. OKAY, ON THE FIRST DAY, YOU
NOTICE A SMALL RASH ON YOUR FINGER, AND YOU SPEND THE DAY
CRYING AND GOOGLING, IS RASH AND FINGER PART OF IT?
>> PART OF WHAT? >> OH, MY GOSH.
ALL OF YOUR VISIONS MENTION US CRYING.
DO WE ALL JUST CRY FOR 2020? >> NO, NOT ALWAYS.
I CAN SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOU ARE VERY HAPPY.
YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU ASK FOR. >> I DO?
WHAT DO I ASK FOR? >> STAMPS.
YOU ASK EVERYONE IN YOUR LIFE TO BUY STAMPS, AND THEY DO.
THEY ALL BUY THE STAMPS. AND YOU SAY, TAKE THAT,
POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DEJOY! >> WHAT?
WHY DO I KNOW THE FULL NAME OF THE POSTMASTER GENERAL IN 2020?
>> GIRLS, LISTEN, I KNOW A LOT OF THIS SOUNDS SCARY, BUT AT
LEAST WE ALL HAVE EACH OTHER IN 2020, RIGHT?
>> OH, NO, MY POOR SPENCER, NO. NO YOU WON'T.
BECAUSE IN JUNE YOU WILL DO SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE, YOUR
FRIENDS WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.
>> OH, MY GOD, WHAT DO I DO? >> YOU EAT INSIDE A RESTAURANT.
>> THAT'S IT? >> HE JUST EATS IN A RESTAURANT,
AND WE CUT HIM OUT OF OUR LIVES COMPLETELY?
>> EXACTLY. >> OKAY, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT'S BAD, BUT I'M SO SORRY I DO THAT, GIRLS.
>> NO, WE'RE SORRY. >> NO, NO!
WHAT IS THIS? I'M SEEING ONE FINAL VISION, AND
IT IS VERY DARK. WHO HERE IS TIFFANY TUBEN?
>> I AM. >> YES.
I AM SEEING YOUR FATHER, TIFFANY.
AND HE IS ON A ZOOM, AND HIS WEINER'S OUT ON THE ZOOM.
>> WHAT? WHAT EVEN IS A ZOOM?
>> I DO NOT KNOW, BUT YOUR FATHER IS DEFINITELY ON IT, AND
HIS WEINER IS DEFINITELY OUT. AND IT'S NOT A GREAT WEINER,
TIFFANY. NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S GETTING
HARDER. IT'S ACTUALLY FINE.
>> OKAY, THIS IS TOO MUCH. >> OKAY, BUT GIRLS, DO ME A
FAVOR. IF ANY OF YOU SEE JK ROWELLING,
PLEASE TELL HER, STICK TO THE BOOKS!
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